The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words) Showing 1,601-1,650 of 5,070

[Preston, Moderator]

Drives my green age; that blasts the roots of trees.

[Preston, Moderator]

So addles my brain and cuts me down at the knees.

[Preston, Moderator]

This great song of hope and life and promise.

[Preston, Moderator]

Was written by a drunk named Dylan Thomas.

[Preston, Moderator]

Well actually he only wrote every other line,

[Preston, Moderator]

I had to add the rest or else his poem won't rhyme.

[Roger]

As I stroll along the banks of the River Teme

[Roger]

It feels as though I may have started a meme

[Roger]

A cultural need for a river bank

[Roger]

With willows weeping and lank

[Roger]

Beavers, water voles and the occasional stoat

[Roger]

Float past my gently drifting boat.

[Preston, Moderator]

If I weren't dreaming in my bed of down,

[Preston, Moderator]

I'd be afraid that I might drown.

[Preston, Moderator]

But in my dreams I'm very brave,

[Roger]

I do freestyle and stroke out to save

[Roger]

A poor lad in danger of drowning,

[Roger]

A heroic action that starts him frowning

[Roger]

Because he's really an Olympic gold medalist.

[Preston, Moderator]

I am praying he is also a strict pacifist.

[Preston, Moderator]

No such luck he gave me a black eye

[Preston, Moderator]

also an autograph gee what a guy!

[Preston, Moderator]

But his boyfriend isn't so sweet.

[Roger]

Cos he's bin on Twitter and done a tweet,

[Roger]

That says, "Hey everybody! Don't you know I'm real nice,

[Roger]

Pay my bf no attention when he says I'm like ice…"

[Roger]

But at that point he ran out of characters.

[Preston, Moderator]

So he drank his daily cup of arsenic and bitters,

[Preston, Moderator]

then went out and kicked the tabby cat,

[Preston, Moderator]

He walked down the street tripping the blind,

[Preston, Moderator]

and kicked every orphan in the behind.

[Preston, Moderator]

Then his meanness rages to whole hog,

[Preston, Moderator]

He runs about barking curses at the dog.

[Roger]

As for the clever dog, it doesn't give a woof

[Roger]

It's gaydar spots from afar the man's a poof.

[Roger]

And when he's down he deserves a good kicking,

[Roger]

But man's best friend settles instead for a nice licking.

[Preston, Moderator]

of poofs casket at the wake,

[Preston, Moderator]

a dog always eats beefcake.

[Preston, Moderator]

it's a dogs best feature.

[Preston, Moderator]

to stay true to his nature.

[Preston, Moderator]

His nature when it time to eat,

[Preston, Moderator]

is always go for the meat.

[Roger]

And they're good at snuffling around the biscuit

[Roger]

But they'll always risk it for a Swisskit.

[Preston, Moderator]

But Z. isn't too interested he might only lick it.

[Roger]

Good ol' Z

[Roger]

Sounds like the pooch for me!

[Preston, Moderator]

There's plenty of pooches at pound,

[Preston, Moderator]

Ones like Z who stray and was found.