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The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words)
I'm not sure whether invaders who leave you with tulips
Are better or worse than those who conquer with two lips.
The Penns of Rickmansworth were men of many parts.
The pens of one writer can capture many hearts.
It is true that the Penn is mightier than the sword,
And Pennsylvania's the place, so goes the word.
Some folks in Pittsburgh think it's a joke,
But we love Pittsburgh for Queer as Folk.
When you look it it you get the feeling Pittsburgh's all that way
Boogieing the night away in Babylon, because everyone's gay.
Well it's filmed in Canada so it's kind of a joke,
It's guys and gals in Canada that are Queer as Folk.
Funny that, to know that Pittsburgh's really Toronto
But that perhaps explains why they get it on so pronto.
There's a bike trek to Canada, beware! beware!
No need to worry, there are already there.
Seeing Justin draws gay comic book heroes as his chosen art,
Reminds of a Swiss lad which warms the cockles of my heart.
In Queer As Folk Michael's mom runs a diner,
The boys all eat there; nothing could be finer.
Brian is a snob you'd think he'd call the food inedible.
Nope, he pops a burger in his mouth mmmm incredible~!
The one I like the best is actually Emmett
He's so nice, a sweet-natured-bitchy poppet.
He takes it up and down, but is always ready
With a consoling word for his friend, Teddy.
I saw the actor is another movie,He wasn't so fey but he was groovy.
When Brian's around his little bundle of joy,He treats his son like he's just a toy.
When it comes to babies he's a whinger and a groaner.But what do you expect since he's just a sperm donor.
I guess he just doesn't feel the need
But Hah! If lesbian mom's agreement is iron clad,
A baby must have male-like attention from the dad.
Depends on the lesbian's attitude, by gosh,
There are some I know would call that bosh.
We interrupt this story but don't be sad,
Just take a moment for this brief ad.
The freshest milk comes from refrigerated cows,
buy MilkyCold for your family. For now's
the time to to switch to the best be bold,
and served the freshest milk. Buy MilkyCold~!
I guess it's the future of the gay generation,
to find a Brian to use for artificial insemination.
I wonder if the Swiss had a Brian when they found a way
To reduce all that good nourishing milk at Nestlé
It was all made with a lot of flam and flim
To benefit the third world with powdered Klim.
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Which shows you which invaders where the ones we liked the best.