The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words) Showing 1,401-1,450 of 5,070

[Preston, Moderator]

And sit down on a whoopie cushion.

[Roger]

There you go… I was trying to raise the tone

[Roger]

Trust co-mod to bring it down. I'm gonna moan

[Roger]

And file to Goodreads a formal complaint.

[Roger]

And I'll follow it up, see if I cain't.

[Preston, Moderator]

I do my job so don't complaint about it,

[Preston, Moderator]

Or I'll make you moderator and then I'll quit.

[Preston, Moderator]

Oh how happy I would be,

[Preston, Moderator]

I'd be joyously complaint free.

[Preston, Moderator]

Besides if you complain about the moderator,

[Preston, Moderator]

you end up in Macy's basement refrigerator.

[Preston, Moderator]

Don't be one of those Tomfools,
Who do not read the groups 5 rules.

[Preston, Moderator]

You can't complain about anybody,
And anybody includes little old me.

[Roger]

O Me oh my, mea culpa, mea culpa me

[Roger]

I'll do two genuflections and have a cup of tea

[Roger]

And beg forgiveness for being too free

[Roger]

Which made co-mod so angry with me.

[Preston, Moderator]

You better be sorry and tread gingerly

[Preston, Moderator]

I could push a few buttons and make you me!

[Roger]

[Preston, Moderator]

Except for blond hair it looks just like me when I was an acolyte at Saint Boniface Episcopal Church in Guilderland, NY. Of course I would never wear blue socks with brown shoes.

[Roger]

:::Shock Horror, but of course you wouldn't have!:::

Putting blue with brown is such an anti-fashion statement,

[Roger]

I'd never have thought you could be so blatant.

[Preston, Moderator]

They are as shallow as pouf paste,
Who consider this good fashion taste.

[Roger]

But I always loved a boy in a cassock,

[Roger]

Especially when he kneels down on a hassock.

[Preston, Moderator]

I used to like helping the priest

[Preston, Moderator]

until my days of churching ceased.

[Roger]

In his youth a good altar boy was my Dad

[Roger]

Until he lost his faith and thought it all a fad.

[Preston, Moderator]

Well be glad that's over and done

[Preston, Moderator]

And he didn't pass it on unto his son.

[Roger]

His son went with mother to a church of C of E

[Roger]

Until his faith floundered and he was all at sea.

[Preston, Moderator]

Oh I love that photo of playing in the see foam,

[Preston, Moderator]

So smiley and wide-eyed like in your happy home.

[Preston, Moderator]

Dust be diamonds water be wine

[Preston, Moderator]

happy happy happy all the time.

[Preston, Moderator]

But that photo was taken in Africa,

[Preston, Moderator]

When you were living in Nigeria,

[Preston, Moderator]

A friendly place with your bush dog, Jess

[Roger]

And for that, I couldn't have loved her less.

[Roger]

What a shame it is that such a wonderful place

[Roger]

Should change so much, you can't recognize its face

[Roger]

And for everything the government had for it planned

[Roger]

Has gone to dust. Alas, my Wonderful Land.

[Preston, Moderator]

The bastards either failed or banned.

[Roger]

It was the Islamic extremist flames they fanned.

[Preston, Moderator]

And it was the pilfered weapons they manned.

[Preston, Moderator]

As they prepared to shoot their neighbors.