The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words) Showing 1,351-1,400 of 5,070

[Roger]

Impressionism, Futurism, Dadaism, Post-Modernism, I'm sick of the lot

[Roger]

Not to mention communism, nepotism and… but I think onanism's quite hot.

[Preston, Moderator]

"Plague? you don't mean the Welsh Bicyclists Bladder Disease do you?"

[Preston, Moderator]

"Yes that's it the one which turns you into a pillar of mildew"

[Preston, Moderator]

"Excuse me but I must go take a pee"

[Roger]

The pea is everywhere, it's an ubiquity.

[Roger]

Like the bean such a fine legume,

[Roger]

And then you're off at speed—varoom!

[Preston, Moderator]

So Jack planted the pea and grew

[Preston, Moderator]

grew so tall it was out of view.

[Preston, Moderator]

It grew so tall people began to talk,

[Preston, Moderator]

They said look there's Jack and the Pea Stalk!

[Preston, Moderator]

Jack decided to climb to the top,

[Roger]

Here and there, there was a branch to lop

[Roger]

But nothing could stop him from his climb

[Roger]

Not even when he lost meter in the rhyme.

[Roger]

And then, suddenly, he was there, right up at the summit.

[Roger]

At the sound of heavy footfalls he said , "Now I've gone and dunnit!"

[Roger]

A voice loud as thunder: " Fee fie foe fum…

[Preston, Moderator]

I smell the blood of a 'mericun.

[Preston, Moderator]

Look giantess wife, it's a tiny little pea picker climbing up the pea stalk.

[Preston, Moderator]

Put on some tea and we can all sit and talk.

[Preston, Moderator]

Is my hair already maybe I should change my shirt.

[Roger]

Now Giant, with the pea picker there's no need to flirt.

[Roger]

But then again, he really is quite cute…

[Preston, Moderator]

But don't worry honey your always a beaut,

[Preston, Moderator]

Knock, knock knock someones at the door?

[Preston, Moderator]

"It's the kid that climbed the stalk." sang the bandore.

[Preston, Moderator]

"Greetings little one, would you like some tea?"

[Roger]

"If you don't mind, Giant sir, I'd prefer to pick a pea."

[Roger]

"Ah… that could pose a problem," the Giant said aloud.

[Roger]

"Look around and you will see we're sat on a cloud,

[Roger]

And peas I know aren't thick on the ground up here."

[Preston, Moderator]

Not only peas there is nothing anywhere!

[Roger]

No peas to pick, nor a peck of pepper for Jack

[Roger]

To the peastalk Jack must go to get back.

[Roger]

Jumping Jackey jeer'd a Jesting Juggler:

[Roger]

Did Jumping Jackey jeer a Jesting Juggler?

[Roger]

If Jumping Jackey jeer'd a Jesting Juggler,

[Roger]

Where's the Jesting Juggler Jumping Jackey jeer'd?

[Preston, Moderator]

Roger started a poem but then it was queered.

[Preston, Moderator]

Peter Piper told Jack here have a pepper,

[Preston, Moderator]

It's guaranteed to end this bean caper.

[Preston, Moderator]

Jack be nimble Jack be quick,

[Preston, Moderator]

begone from our one-line poem schtick

[Preston, Moderator]

Now the subject must start anew,

[Roger]

A complicated request like this requires a brew.

[Roger]

Tommy Taylor liked his tea (I know it rhymes with pea)

[Roger]

But legumes are so last year like a piece of used Gucci.

[Roger]

So avoid like the plague the victims of fashion.