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The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words)
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Roger
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May 20, 2014 10:04AM
It's positively discombobulating.
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If you feed the peckers just seeds and suet,
You'll get them to sing a sweet duet.
Their voices rising in descant and unison
All was recorded by Thomas Edison.
And then he realised it was all true.
And this all because of a fat cock,
Who wouldn't work around the clock.
No sunrise crowing of cock-a-doodle-do,
The vane* bird sits there, waiting for Doctor Who*** sic
** Filmed near Cardiff
Why so worried sisters why?
Sang the silver bells of Wye.
And what will you give me?
The tones ring so snappily.
Which rings a bell with Christology.
Isn't Crystalology the study of sublimation?
No I wanna study aprication.
They're often favorites of crackpots.
Egads this poem is action packed!
All those armies in the night
Take to their beds and not to fight.
Gone to bed for their jolly manly toys
Where they may dream of jolly manly joys.
All at rest in Slumberland.[Aaaawwww…cute!]
dreaming of a 1970s boy band.
With glowing chests and muscles of mighty.
& no belts for easier entry.
But that is standard for boy band gentry.
Don't need 'em all just take the one in the middle
Quite, to take all would be a fiddle.
But a fiddle one is able to play.
Even if you have a bad hair day.
Some boy bands just know the way to dress
While others end up as a bit of a mess.
Remember if you get caught with your pants down.
Turn down the sheets and really go to town.
But growing boys like these need to be fed
They really haven't got the time to stay in bed.
Off they went to McDonalds for a balanced meal.
12,000 calories but it was such a good deal.
Almost as good as the Pizza Hut deal,
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