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The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words)
They've been painted with graffitic art by Jean-Michel Basquiat.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxBX2...
It's only a colored scrawl, a painting of dustheads
I'd rather have Mike hammering Gil on Heals' beds
But then again, it's be nice to be worth a few millions
Yes with al that money you could buy modillions
Then you'd have the fanciest cornices in town.
And be happy all day never wearing a frown.
Speaking of being happy you should meet my pappy,
And there will be joyful greeting in such a great meeting.
The sun will be shining and the birds will be tweeting.
Butterflies flitting and old ladies (and gents) knitting.
My gosh, and golly-gee, it's all so bucolicEveryone under the trees enjoying a frolic.
Dancing and prancing, leaping and jumping.But under the bridges some bad lad was humping!!
( ha ha )
Isn't it strange, that so often happens under a bridge,They should chill his ardour, dump him in a fridge.
They then hauled him off and so ended that boff.
Then came an alert it was very vague,But the rumor said it was the bucolic plague.
Which drove everyone crazy, at the mouth did they foam…
Because they were using two lines for the one-line pome.
One line 'pomes' are hard to do,
when the rules say one but your brain has two.
The bucolic plague is pleasantly pastoral,
But toothache makes bucolic plague distinctly oral.
But a nice toothpaste might taste distinctly floral,
And so in good voice, turn the bathroom loudly choral.
Choirs in the bathroom shouldn't be allowed.
It is too small a room to bear such a crowd.
The bucolic plague makes everyone happy and life ideal.
And with that they sat down for a very big meal.
Everything is so bucolic I want a big bite!
It's all so refreshing in this wonderful light.
If only we could spread the plague all would be right.
ANd we could sit around being bucolic all night.
Speaking of happy you should meet my pappy.
Some say he's maudlin but I say he's sappy.
Hey pappy! Come and meet the guys.
They all have such irresistible eyes.
no pappy that's the vase of black eyed susans,
Don't sass me kid you'se a heading for bruisings.
This is Bull, Stag, Edward, Owen, Owl, Angel and Bob.
So many? What this your friends or a flash mob?
We all greet you and wish you well sir,
And you speak with such a delightful Southern burr.
"That'll be the mud in my vowels from Miss-Sipi
Hearing our perfect pronunciation you'll know we think you're dippy.
Why pappy you're embarrassing me.
Why, just because twelve is better than three?
No not that but because, and I say this with a frown,
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