The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words) Showing 1,001-1,050 of 5,070

[Roger]

Lo! Here is Onion Jack, gun raised and shootin'

[Roger]

But when you didn't need him, here comes Vladimir Putin.

[Preston, Moderator]

Riding on a horse, no shirt on his back,
Waving his weapon like a rampaging cossack.

[Roger]

Thundering across the sands to capture Crimea

[Roger]

Anyone stands in his way is left on the ground a smear.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

The world is just letting him take a country and annex,

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Better watch out cuz Scotland's next.

[Roger]

Gee, and doesn't that make me feel mad,

[Roger]

That Alex Salmond, he's just so bad.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Why is anyone making a fuss?

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

It's 4 to 1 they're staying with us.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

I put my money down, bet it on No.

[Roger]

I hope you're right, so Go, Boyd, Go!

[Preston, Moderator]

I went to several betting palours,

[Preston, Moderator]

None of them take bets in dollars.

[Preston, Moderator]

Well in for a penny in for a pound,

[Roger]

The pound soon won't be round,

[Roger]

The mint will give it 12 sides

[Preston, Moderator]

Valid only during alternate ebb tides.

[Roger]

Impossible to counterfeit… they say.

[Preston, Moderator]

But easy to spend anyway.

[Roger]

Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes…

[Preston, Moderator]

A US pound is 0.45 kg I guess

[Preston, Moderator]

What will a 12 sided £ weigh?

[Roger]

More on Friday, less on Saturday ;-)

[Preston, Moderator]

What if the time changes?

[Roger]

Depends on the time ranges

[Roger]

It's just a jump to the left.

And then a step to the right.

With your hand on your hips.

You bring your knees in tight.
But it's the pelvic thrust.
They really drive you insane.
Let's do the Time Warp again.

[Preston, Moderator]

(It's just a jump to the left.)
At jumping I'm not so deft.

[Roger]

And the Time Warp really isn't sane.

[Preston, Moderator]

It twists your mind like reading J.B.S. Haldane

[Roger]

Though he's not so bad at etymological sex…

[Roger]

Check out Cabinet 25: Insects

[Preston, Moderator]

Cabinet 25 says there are ten quintillion insects having sex,

[Preston, Moderator]

No discos, no clubs, no ads it must be an innate complex.

[Preston, Moderator]

Ye gods and little fishes they must have an inborn reflex

[Preston, Moderator]

Breeding like 'gators in the Mississippi muck.

[Roger]

Yes, think of all those reptilians enjoying a —

[Preston, Moderator]

duck. Yup even a gator or croc has to feed

[Roger]

Nature indeed, red in tooth and claw

[Roger]

Which is our excuse to keep asking for more.

[Preston, Moderator]

[Hi Michael]

But what about lions and tigers and bears?

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Sorry Michael, no one is allowed to use foul language. Please read the the Rules on the homepage.

[Roger]

Naughty little cuss words such as "damn" and "blow"

[Roger]

Lead to mighty wuzz words that send you down below.

[Roger]

Fine gifts of sun, warmth, and slight breeze,

[Roger]

These are the wonderful things Portuguese.

[Preston, Moderator]

But you'll get in all sorts of muck

[Preston, Moderator]

If your swearing rhymes with duck

[Preston, Moderator]

Before you write stop and think