The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words) Showing 901-950 of 5,070

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

"Hans" said Fredrick "Where do you want to go?"

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

"I don't know why don't you ask Mo?"

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Mo said "Where will stop is where we'll be."

[Roger]

Which tells you all you need to know…

[Roger]

About our existentialist Mo.

[Preston, Moderator]

Get up you lazy fellers cuz we are men of means,

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Here's a gourmet dinner a can of butter beans.

[Preston, Moderator]

"Yummy yummy butter beans." said Friedrich Grünli

[Roger]

While Mo said he'd prefer a bowl of Bircher Meusli

[Roger]

"And I can't eat beans," cried Hans Urp,

[Roger]

"because if I do, then I burp."

[Roger]

"But that is because," said Mo, "you don't slather ’em in butter."

[Preston, Moderator]

"It happens if I slather them in one thing or anutter."

[Preston, Moderator]

I had my burps graphacized on a butter bean chart

[Preston, Moderator]

The doctor says it's bean plain all along that it's art.

[Roger]

If that's art, my two-year-old could have done better…

[Roger]

…and that's even when he was still a bed-wetter

[Roger]

But now he's brainy and not a clot

[Roger]

He can tell the difference between art and a Rorschach blot.

[Preston, Moderator]

If you don't like Hans Urp neither

[Preston, Moderator]

would you like Max Angst either.

[Preston, Moderator]

Even though he has earnst my respect,

[Preston, Moderator]

You would poo poo him I expect.

[Roger]

No way! I adore Max Angst because he can

[Roger]

Paint a scream louder than Max Beckman.

[Preston, Moderator]

For screaming you need Eddie Munch,
He is by far the best of the bunch.

[Roger]

Don't I know it! It now takes great curridge
To go anywhere near a Tallahatchie bridge

[sorry, that doesn't scan in any way but…er…]

[Preston, Moderator]

[sorry, that doesn't scan in any way but…er…]"

[It works fine if you change bridge to buridge :-) ]

[Roger]

[Gosh – I never thought of that]

[Preston, Moderator]

Friedrich, Mo and Hans were less than delighted,

[Preston, Moderator]

This was supposed to be about them but they've been slighted.

[Preston, Moderator]

So the three went on strike refusing to tell their tale,

[Roger]

But Max Angst knew that whatever they did they would fail

[Roger]

Through a great lack of knowledge on their part…

[Preston, Moderator]

And the dearth of illustrations from clip art.

[Roger]

"And that, my friends," said Max, "deserves a clip round the ear!"

[Preston, Moderator]

What luck I happen to have one here.

[Roger]

"Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears…

[Roger]

"Speak not of your concerns, nor less of your fears,

[Roger]

"For have I not just finished The Baron in the Trees."

[Preston, Moderator]

But I can tell you anyhow it's the bee's knees.

[Preston, Moderator]

I sorry this poetry lacks verses in adonics,

[Preston, Moderator]

But it might by the time I finishCosmicomics

[Preston, Moderator]

Fred, Mo and Hans will be taken aback,

[Roger]

So they'd better get on it, there's no time to slack.

[Preston, Moderator]

Friedrich Grünli, Hans Urp, and Happy Mo jumped off the train,

[Preston, Moderator]

Mo was having great trouble with the notion,

[Roger]

That's what they call him, Expressionless Mo,

[Roger]

But he keeps Grünli and Urp on the go.

( frivolous and imprudent…? [mutter, mutter…]

[Preston, Moderator]

Until the mystery they did solve,