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[Roger]

Blamed it all on the ring through his nose.

[Prashamsa]

until someone spattered him with a hose

[Roger]

That certainly dampened him down

[Preston, Moderator]

But a lifeguard saved him lest he drown.

[Prashamsa]

he was so happy he nearly died,

[Roger]

though he gazed with eyes so wide.

[Roger]

And definitely the one with the longest reach.

[Preston, Moderator]

She was the best life guard in he town,

[Prashamsa]

She was always so high she could never feel down

[Preston, Moderator]

She was so high all they swimmers they did drown.

[Prashamsa]

Her manager looked at her with a frown.

[Preston, Moderator]

As a quart of whiskey she belted down.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

So the boy from Borneo went looking for sober friends

[Roger]

Guys he knew wouldn't be looking out for their own ends.

[Preston, Moderator]

And he was interested in their own ends was he,

[Roger]

An empiricist, he was hands-on, just like me.

[Preston, Moderator]

He believed the ends justified the means

[Roger]

But only so long as the ends were teens

[Preston, Moderator]

He began his search looking for the bottom of his heart,

[Roger]

And prayed that where he began would be a good start.

[Preston, Moderator]

Could Borneo Bob could find the bottom of his heart's desire?

[Preston, Moderator]

The thought of a boy to romance from top to toe set him afire.

[Preston, Moderator]

Afire with lust our flaming Borneo Bob was dejected.

[Roger]

But only until Indonesia Ian said, "You're selected!"

[Preston, Moderator]

Ian was a game show host on The Dating Game!

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Bob could pick one guy of three that set his heart aflame.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

He was blindfolded as he asked questions of each guy,

[Roger]

They were sworn to tell the truth and never lie.

[Preston, Moderator]

He asked guy #1 "Where would you take me on a date?"

[Preston, Moderator]

"To meet my mum, she's my best mate."

[Preston, Moderator]

Guy #2 "Where's your favorite place to dine?"

[Roger]

Nieman Coppola, cos they makes the best in wine.

[Preston, Moderator]

"Guy #3, Do you kiss on the first date?"

[Roger]

Always, you see I think it's the only way to rate

[Roger]

The date's intentions toward my wellbeing.

[Preston, Moderator]

Okay Bob now tell us who makes your heart go boogieing?

[Roger]

Bob replied, "Friedrich Grünli, Hans Urp, and Happy Mo."

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[Preston, Moderator]

But the best is Sage Kotsenburg on the snow!

[Roger]

But there still is to come the luge.

[Preston, Moderator]

The 2 man Canadians will be huge~!

[Roger]

And they will keep the games gay

[Preston, Moderator]

From darkening night to the break of day.

[Roger]

From end to end, as brave as Michael Sam.

[Preston, Moderator]

Just like lovers Mike Smith and Gil Graham.*




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[Roger]

But those two rapscallions need a stern lesson in modesty…

[Preston, Moderator]

They're just being iconically zeitgeisty.

[Roger]

Though one strongly suspects their zeitgeist might be ironic

[Preston, Moderator]

But Kevin knows their joie de vivre was supersonic.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Friedrich Grünli, Hans Urp, and Happy Mo,

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Riding the rails like an old hobo.