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The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words)
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Jan 03, 2014 01:10AM
and wondered on the wherefore and the why.
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Why oh why am I twice shod?
But the cops have flat feet.
As they walk their daily beat.
I would need orthopedic shoes
Mr. Plod plodded along leaving Caddy and Billy,
to wander on up the road toward the Dilly.
He heard there was a Circus at the Dilly,
But there was no Big Top he felt quite silly.
His feet made noise as along walked Plod,
In his own sweet way a really nice bod.
So he trod his bod around the Dilly and into a deli.
Where he ate the Mortadella till no more would fit in his belly.
Belly full but not his wallet, plod took the only job in town,
Which exercise kept him fit, but not so the clown.
[Dang this is so good what could top it? Let's just give up the game and publish the story.]Plod saved enough from shining shoes,
He bought a guitar and started singing the blues.
A crowd gathered 'round to hear him sing,
Then Plod began to shake dat thing!
"Wild thing, I think I love you…
"You make everything groovy, wild thing."
Reg (Plod) Presley sang, "Go get that you pack of Troggs"
while eating his mother's chili dogs
"Strange boy," his mother said, "it's corn dogs Reg prefers."
And yet he was horn dog himself, one of those buns stuffers.
He wrecked his rectitude with penal servitude
When they let him out he said, "Never again jail."
But he committed sodomy so they revoked his bail.
Because in jail all the sex was straight
out of the question so all was celibate.
In time he was paroled and what next did he do?
Shook his head, sat down, and stared reading Winnie the Pooh.
I heard it from the hipsters at Highgate School,
Pooh is now pop so he's no longer cool.
So Frank read Italian Folktales instead,
and met a witch with a turnip for a head.
Boiled her up and ate her with bread.
Literature has suffered since Calvino's been dead.
what is the poem about now, i am too bored to read.
The poem is about where it's about to go…
Next up is the Wild Man of Borneo.
A braggart masquerades as a primitive throwback,
With a bone through his nose wearing a gunnysack.
And was he ever a-horny-o,
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