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[Prashamsa]

Balthazar was stunned and slapped Woo for being so naughty.

[Preston, Moderator]

Woo had been reading the The Beastly Beatitudes of Balthazar B

[Roger]

Which was a naughty book by James Patrick Donleavy.

[Roger]

An alliterative man, he wrote The Destinies of Darcy Dancer

[Roger]

As authors go, Donleavy was a bit of a chancer.

[Preston, Moderator]

Woo slapped Balthazar back thinking it was rough play

[Prashamsa]

But it turned into a serious fight to his dismay

[Preston, Moderator]

Balthazar smacked Woo again and again,

[Preston, Moderator]

Woo thought Balthy was into BDSM.

[Preston, Moderator]

Finally he caught on that the fight was for real,

[Prashamsa]

And ran away from this bad deal.

[Roger]

In 763 my typo of who created Woo

[Prashamsa]

All i can say to that is Boo!

[Roger]

No tears, please! For after all, Woo is now for real.

[Prashamsa]

How can i not cry when everyday you eat veal?

[Roger]

Ah, too fine for me, that's why I eat cow-pie.

[Prashamsa]

I would say what i eat but i am rather shy.

[Preston, Moderator]

Woo said, "You two stop pitching woo and write about me"

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

"Balthazar my love come back" said he.

[Roger]

Boo Woo, Balthazar with his beastly beatitudes

[Preston, Moderator]

Woo Woo, chugga chugga, chugga chugga. Woo turned himself into a choo-choo train and pursued Balthazar with conflicting attitudes.

[Prashamsa]

Balthazar ran away as fast as he could, into the bazaar.

[Roger]

Shouting at the top of his voice, "Huzzah, Huzzah, Huzzah!"

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

But Woo in his love train just kept chasing B.

[Prashamsa]

That is what love does, makes people stupid you see.

[Roger]

But love also makes people full of glee.

[there it is, a rhyme in three…]

[Prashamsa]

I won't fall in love, i'd rather flee.

[Preston, Moderator]

Woo in train mode jumped the track.

[Prashamsa]

The train conductor came and gave him a smack!

[Roger]

In turn Balthazar slapped the conductor up the head.

[Preston, Moderator]

It was love at first fight so they slapped off to bed.

[Roger]

But not before pausing in the shower

[Prashamsa]

because a hot water bath has a lot of power.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

And when they were both all clean and dry,

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

They shook hands and said a final goodbye.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Woo was excited to see mommy and daddy.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

They sat down down to a dinner of finnan haddie.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Woo's parents asked him, "How was school today?"

[Roger]

Woo answered, "is that a bone in your throat, daddy…

[Roger]

…or are you just pleased to see me, you baddy!"

[Prashamsa]

Then he told the story of his friend Caddy

[Roger]

Caddy was his nickname because he worked on a golf course…

[Preston, Moderator]

as a caddy.

[Prashamsa]

and a daddy.

[Roger]

and a goodie, cos he was no baddie.

[Preston, Moderator]

He was such a goodie that if he married Billy Two Shoes he would be called Goodie Two Shoes.

[Roger]

Which was win-win and no lose.

[Preston, Moderator]

Billy is taller by a couple of feet,

[Roger]

and of foot, he is so fleet.

[Prashamsa]

Billy sat staring at the night sky,