The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words) Showing 701-750 of 5,070

[Prashamsa]

He didn't care about what the world had to say.

[Preston, Moderator]

so he signed up with a dating service

[Preston, Moderator]

even though it made him nervous.

[Preston, Moderator]

The came the day of his first date,

[Roger]

It was a very long time to wait

[Prashamsa]

And then the day finally did arrive,

[Preston, Moderator]

Billy geared up his sex drive.

[Roger]

He consulted his almanac and prepared to conjugate the verb

[Preston, Moderator]

Conjugate with a friend and you'll find its quite superb.

[Roger]

Better, in fact, than any simple declension…

[Preston, Moderator]

and quite needed for accurate comprehension.

[Roger]

So passed Billy's first date, completely sublime…

[Preston, Moderator]

To which we all say, it's about time.

[Prashamsa]

The agitation in his heart still not satisfied,

[Preston, Moderator]

He wouldn't be fulfilled until the knot was tied.

[Preston, Moderator]

Alas gay marriage wasn't legal in this state,

[Prashamsa]

Oh! the things you had to do, to get a perfect mate.

[Roger]

Stand on your head and turn somersaults

[Preston, Moderator]

Reach for the sky doing pole vaults.

[Roger]

And so he did, vaulting with his pole

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Off he flew with a cabriole.

[Preston, Moderator]

Landing safely in his lover's lap.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Where he laid his head and took a nap.

[Roger]

Which, when you consider it, is quite a trick

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

To fly so very high and not get air sick.

[Preston, Moderator]

Well done Billy we give three cheers,

[Roger]

and leave you to see what rears.

[Prashamsa]

The whole crowd shouted 'hip hip hurray'

[Preston, Moderator]

Billy lived to fly another day.

[Roger]

But then… back to earth.

[Prashamsa]

Once back to earth, he went to Perth.

[Roger]

And set out to prove his worth

[Roger]

For of good workers was there a dearth.

[Roger]

And in the sad place little mirth

[Roger]

No more to be found in the Forth of Firth.

[Preston, Moderator]

Instead he drank a fifth of froth.

[Prashamsa]

In the froth he found a moth,

[Preston, Moderator]

In the fifth of froth he found a moth?

[Preston, Moderator]

oh stop this silliness knock it off!

[Preston, Moderator]

So don't just blather willy nilly,

[Preston, Moderator]

Bring the storyline back to Billy!

[Prashamsa]

Billy found himself starting afresh,

[Preston, Moderator]

So he hopped a train to Marrakesh.

[Prashamsa]

As Billy searched for a place to stay,

[Roger]

he entered the souk and bought a tray.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Even looking from afar he saw guys who where bizarre.

[Roger]

All dressed in white and whirling round crying out "Huzzar!"

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Even looking from afar he saw guys all over the bazaar.

[Preston, Moderator]

He met a hunk named Balthazar who set off his gaydar.

[Roger]

Woo grabbed him and said, "Ain't you a bit of tweety-totty!"