The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words) Showing 651-700 of 5,070

[Prashamsa]

Billy taught me a way to make a lot of money.

[Roger]

By robbing a bank, which wasn't really funny.

[Prashamsa]

But I had already gotten away unscathed,

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

No one would nab him because he hadn't bathed.

[Roger]

More than money Billy needed some shoe-trees.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

The precious inlaid wood and ivory ones made by the Viennese.

[Preston, Moderator]

Of shoe trees Billy had many and various,
He even fiddled with one that was a Stradivarius.

[Roger]

One line or two… he broke the Strad's string

[Preston, Moderator]

Such a reprimand, I feel the sting.

[Preston, Moderator]

Why so many trees when your shoes are only two?

[Roger]

Two shoes for each foot, two trees would be too few

[Roger]

says Billy two Shoes, one pair strung around his neck.

[Preston, Moderator]

To buy more he'd have to bounce a check.

[Roger]

Which would be a shame and get him thrown in jail.

[Preston, Moderator]

Poor Billy has nobody to post his bail.

[Preston, Moderator]

So looked at the employment ads in the news,

[Prashamsa]

He found one that said 'employment offered but only for Jews'

[Roger]

Even then, only for the extremely orthodox

[Preston, Moderator]

Liberal benefits plus free bagels and lox.

[Prashamsa]

Oh! well i could lie, he thought

[Roger]

but something that should be cut was not

[Preston, Moderator]

So Billy Two Shoes saw an Army Recruiter,

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Looked great in a uniform couldn't be cuter.

[Roger]

Next thing he knew (because it was 1917)

[Roger]

He was stuck in a Flanders trench in between

[Preston, Moderator]

Two hot and handsome entertainers from the USO

[Preston, Moderator]

The Army ne're afore staged a male stripper show~!

[Preston, Moderator]

There he was in a ditch in the middle of the fighting

[Preston, Moderator]

With Lars and Bruno adjusting their lighting.

[Preston, Moderator]

As it's been said War is Hell so

[Preston, Moderator]

hard was a strippers life afore they invented velcro.

[Preston, Moderator]

There was Lars on the left and Bruno on the right,

[Roger]

Shaking booty with all their might.

[Roger]

And the next thing you know

[Roger]

The Germans have joined the show.

[Preston, Moderator]

There was Fritz on the right and Gerhardt on the left,

[Preston, Moderator]

Muscled and acrobatic with bodies so deft.

[Preston, Moderator]

Then Gerhardt eyed Bruno and Fritz winked at Lars,

[Preston, Moderator]

And the four of them took off to hit the bars.

[Preston, Moderator]

Billy Two Shoes was left all alone.

[Roger]

His lot in life, and not even a cell phone.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Billy decided to join a online service for dating.

[Preston, Moderator]

He wanted to meet a guy for lifetime mating.

[Roger]

So they could live happily ever after…

[Preston, Moderator]

with love and smiles and lots of laughter.

[Preston, Moderator]

So he wrote out his profile to put on the dating site,

[Prashamsa]

When he was done with it, it was 11 at night.

[Roger]

He realised he'd joined a site for hook-ups

[Preston, Moderator]

To satisfy his hormonal flareups.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

But he wanted more, a true love for ever and a day,