The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words) Showing 551-600 of 5,070

[Preston, Moderator]

Aye, all the ships at sea lived in terror of Blackbeard.

[Preston, Moderator]

But if you want the story of the pirates of the sea,

[Preston, Moderator]

Read Pirates: Predators of the Sea: An Illustrated History

[Preston, Moderator]

So if you want to know of them so ignoble and so mean,

[Preston, Moderator]

Read the book written by our own dear Roger Kean.

[Preston, Moderator]

If your looking for more inspiration from a tome,

[Preston, Moderator]

You could also read his book Living in Ancient Rome.

[Preston, Moderator]

In ancient Rome their lived a lad his name was Marcus Love,

[Preston, Moderator]

His visage was so fair it came from heaven above.

[Preston, Moderator]

Wherever Marcus went people had to stare,

[Roger]

His hair raven dark and complexion fair

[Roger]

Everyone wondered, even the flying bugs

[Roger]

How it was he earned so many Preston plugs!

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Marcus Love plugs are comparatively few,

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Considering all the plugs that Preston gave to you.

[Roger]

I could do with a plug for the bathroom

[Roger]

To stop all the hot water plunging to its doom.

[Rich]

Sounds similar to what happened to Frodo and Sam

[Rich]

but then thats just water over the Dam

[Roger]

In which case we need 617 squadron, Dam Busters

[Roger]

When went out and dropped their loads in clusters.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

The Dam Busters quickly brought out the claims adjusters.

[Roger]

Who swept everything under the carpet with their hand-dusters

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

They were the bravest bombs that ere did fall in all of history,

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Metal bombs with the most loving hearts in any romance story.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

And as they exploded those two dams in the Ruhr valley,

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

Those bombs did say for freedom's sake I give all of me to thee.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

What can you say of bombs so loyal and full of love?

[Preston, Moderator]

Surely they were weapons sent from heaven above.

[Roger]

Bearing an olive branch in the beak of a dove.

[Preston, Moderator]

We've a right to bare arms so I'm thinking of

[Preston, Moderator]

Sun tan lotion and a hair trigger gun

[Roger]

Plus a load of squishy, slippery fun.

[Preston, Moderator]

We'll splish and splash all day in the pool,

[Rich]

I find myself alone and a fool

[Rich]

To have fun I must play with myself, er, ah play by myself

[Rich]

No wait hither comes Legolas the Elf

[Preston, Moderator]

Ho Elf how's yourself?
He slowly examined hisself.

[Preston, Moderator]

I aint no ho but I've nothing to fear,
I checked all my parts and they're all here.

[Preston, Moderator]

Hey did you know you're alone and a fool?
He said as he took out his knife and started to drool?

[Preston, Moderator]

Ho Legolis how's yourself?
He slowly examined the parts of hisself.

[Preston, Moderator]

I aint no ho but I've nothing to fear,
I checked my parts and they're all here.

[Preston, Moderator]

Now you go away to another chat room,
I sexting with Orlando Bloom.

[Rich]

A bigger star should be Mr Bloom
Just don't be caught sneaking into his room

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

I snuck in his room without a doubt,
But now I can't figure how to sneak out.

[Roger]

Mr Bloom has blossomed into something of a star
Which means he may join all the others in the bar.

[Rich]

Hey the guy that played Aragon was also pretty cool

Someone who I would surely not face in a duel

[Preston, Moderator]

How did the one line poem game turn into the two line game?

[Preston, Moderator]

To lose the one lines would be a shame.

[Preston, Moderator]

Here's a line for the next player to rhyme,