The One Line Poem Game (1-50 Words) Showing 5,001-5,050 of 5,070

[Preston, Moderator]

also be careful of Lula's nails.

[Bethany]

I think orca whales are the best.

[Preston, Moderator]

Now Rog and Oli are back in their nest.

[Roger]

No, honestly, I was only kidding,

[Roger]

I'm back again to do everyone's bidding.

[Preston, Moderator]

I bid 3 spades, bid that for me please,

[Preston, Moderator]

If I win I get a wonderful cruise to Belize.

[Roger]

I almost made it to Belize, while in Yucatán,

[Roger]

Dancing around Mayaland and waving a feather fan.

[Preston, Moderator]

Dancing around Maryland I met my mate,

[Preston, Moderator]

He was tall and gorgeous and easy to domesticate.

[Roger]

You make him sound like your favorite pet,

[Roger]

Which I fear will put dear Zeke in a fret.

[Preston, Moderator]

I'm in the thralls of ecstasy,

[Preston, Moderator]

Don't make me come down from my fantasy.

[Roger]

Well, we all need a dream

[Roger]

That gets us in a steam.

[Preston, Moderator]

I get steamed alright,

[Preston, Moderator]

for ranting is my birthright.

[Roger]

My birthright tonight is a pie of salmon and broccoli

[Roger]

(a brassica vegetable my mother rhymes with "eye").

[Roger]

I'd like to boast that I made myself, but I'd be a louse,

[Roger]

For in fact I bought it from the Ludlow Fish House.

[Preston, Moderator]

I would have gone for fish and chips,

[Preston, Moderator]

They are easier to eat on spaceships.

[Preston, Moderator]

NASA et al are interested in Saturn's rings,

[Preston, Moderator]

But nobody cares about the planetary kings.

[Preston, Moderator]

You'd think if you'd be snooping,

[Preston, Moderator]

You'd to greet their sovereign diplomatic grouping.

[Preston, Moderator]

Meet the interplanetary ambassadorships,

[Preston, Moderator]

And offer them some fish and chips.

[Roger]

If I were an alien visitor I wouldn't flout

[Roger]

My lack of experience in dealing with smoke trout.

[Roger]

Earthlings would swiftly notice my knowledge as baddish

[Roger]

When I failed to request a good dollop of horseradish.

[Preston, Moderator]

Not only am I an alien,

[Preston, Moderator]

but also an Episcopalian.

[Preston, Moderator]

As the Bishop of Canterbury remembers,

[Preston, Moderator]

There're as many doctrines of Anglicans as there are members.

[Roger]

Your new President is all for one, and one for all,

[Roger]

So he'll keep you Episcopalian aliens out with a wall.

[Preston, Moderator]

Roger has discovered the truth

[Preston, Moderator]

EpiscopAliens are from the planet Vermouth.

[Preston, Moderator]

They are a cross between Anglicans and Martiantini

[Preston, Moderator]

Not to be confused with Maria Luigi Carlo Zenobio Salvatore Cherubini.

[Roger]

That reminds me, how much Oliver loves cherubs;

[Roger]

Has them adorning rooms like a set of golden spare-ribs.

[Roger]

They're all wings outstretched and tooting like new-borns,

[Roger]

Tootling, fluting and falooting on their ivory horns.

[Roger]

It's not like me to moan,