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The First Thing That Comes to Your Mind
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georgiabread
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Jan 01, 2014 03:07PM
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I've always wanted to ride on top of a dragon...
Gives 'How To Train Your Dragon' a whole new meaning.
News anchorman anchored to a cable line.
'Fire In The Hole, and 99 Other Reasons Not To Sleep Around: A Journal of Communicable Dieases' written by the Center for Diease Control.
The story of two oranges, and their quest to save the world.
It doesn't sell many copies, turns out it was a lemon.
When life gives you lemons, find someone life has given vodka, and make yourself a drink.
But she never told me they'd all involve you.
Mandy wrote: “When life gives you lemons, find someone life has given vodka, and make yourself a drink.”(This one’s a classic!)
Her involvements with married men didn’t seem so scandalous once she had turned eighteen.
Who couldn't understand how they could all be fooled into believing they were all the father of the same girl.
Just like watching the stage play Mamma Mia.
The Broadway musical based on the lyrics from Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody.
Rock of Ages movie and play.
I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling kids.
Riding in a car with wife while two kids in the back scream, "Dad, Billy keeps touching me!" "Where are we?" "Why don't we not go and say we did?"
We said we went, but didn’t go, and the burglar who read Facebook was the last to know.
Our status update, was posted to late. We decided to wait, which sealed a man's fate. Now it seems great, that we procrastinate. Although I do hate, that we canceled our date. To give it to you straight, we let the criminal skate. Which caused the debate, that turned me irrate. So as you dictate, and your voice it does grate. I took a pill to sedate, and sent myself to bed early at eight.
Great, mate!
Now how does one followed that? Brilliant M and Mandy.
"Gracias." "De nada."
*Says in a heavy American accent* No hae-blow es-spag-NOL.
Thaar she blows!
Why couldn't I have mentioned George Clooney instead?
I don't think she's here Ryan, but if I see her I'll send her your way.
Yeah....the type of dream you would never tell Grandma about.
There's no telling whether it was a sweet dream or a nightmare.
