You guys are some twisted SOBs

[[deleted user]]

I guess that’s the sum total of my assessment. I’ve been reading some old threads, old polls, and it’s like watching a train wreck………into a day care center/kitten store/adult book store. I’m not judging or anything, I’ll leave that to history, your psychoanalysts, and possibly some jury here in the near future.

Unfortunately for me, I like it here, and I decided this was the best way to introduce myself. You can call me DM (if you call me at all)

The End

[Kasia]

I'm not sure whether this is a compliment or insult...

[Amanda]

Dude, I'm totally stealing your kitten/adult bookstore idea. But instead of a day care, I'm gonna add a tea bar. YUM. Holy shit, nothing makes me happier than kittens, books, and tea!!!!!!!

[Amanda]

Oh, wait. Beer. YUM!

(I had to day this. Or Nick would call me out.)

[Dave]

Possible name for your kitten/adult bookstore:
P***ies Galore.

(Possibly offensive word redacted, but you get the idea.)

[[deleted user]]

Hey DM! Who do you think is the most unstable?

[smetchie]

Deleted Member,
Kudos on the name. It's got the double meaning of a goodreads "deleted member and the whole Lorena Bobbitt kind of deleted member. Did it take you long to think of it? YAY! But I'm not going to call you DM just because you say so. I'm going to call you "Member" because that makes me giggle and that's what I like to do.

[smetchie]

sons of bitches

[[deleted user]]

Most unstable, hmmmmm. So hard to choose. There’s you, Montambo. You’re usually very sweet, but every once in a while you strike out at somebody, kind of like a cat (why do I keep talking about cats today?) that falls asleep on your lap, then when you want to gently move him so you can get up, he shreds your hands with his claws and jumps away. Then meanders to a corner, and falls into a contented sleep. Then Kasia. I don’t know if I’m just unfamiliar with Polish ways, and her thoughts don’t translate exactly, but she seems at least a little unbalanced.

And the winner. I don’t know whether or not he’s a dork, but I’m pretty sure Alfonzo is the king of unstability. I say that without hesitation, because I think he’ll be proud of it. His posts usually make me laugh, cringe, get the chills, and scratch my head in turn.

[smetchie]

Member, you have chosen correctly. Alfonso, take your second crown.

[[deleted user]]

Deleted Member,
Kudos on the name. Thank you. It's got the double meaning of a goodreads "deleted member and the whole Lorena Bobbitt kind of deleted member. I suppose so. Did it take you long to think of it? Yes, I’m not very clever. YAY! But I'm not going to call you DM just because you say so. I'm going to call you "Member" because that makes me giggle and that's what I like to do. Okay, I guess I can’t really stop you, unless……………………..

[[deleted user]]

I've met Alfonso in person, DM. You've chosen correctly. Alfonso will be happy that he won, but he'll be jealous that I was the one who you compared to a cat!

Take that, Fonso!

[Kasia]

Pleased to get the nomination! Now... lemme introduce you to my breaking wheel!

[[deleted user]]

See there, I'm not sure if you're threatening me or flirting with me. Either way I guess, I'm kind of flattered.

[Kasia]

When in doubt - assume I'm on drugs.

[smetchie]

or that she's lost her drugs.

[Amanda]

Kasia wrote: "When in doubt - assume I'm on drugs."

That's what I always do.

[Tom]

They sell books in adult bookstores?

[Georg]

Just to join the competition. My therapist left me a suicide note saying after knowing me he found out that life has no purpose. Am I in, DM?

[[deleted user]]

Not sure Georg. How many sessions did it take? And were you seeking to curb your instability, or perfect it?

[Kasia]

WTF??!!! First of all Georg, what are you doing with a therapist. Don't you know they are all full of shit. And this just proves my case. What a total whack-job! Suicide should fit him fine.

Second of all Georg, I think you're feeding me bullshit. You're not that unstable or psychotic, or in need of therapy, feh.

And yeah DM, you might be onto something with the perfecting...

[Georg]

I didn't say I was was in need of of therapy. I just try to become a good hater, so I went to my first victim (without a bad conscience since he over-charged me). My therapist tried to use me for solving his tax-problems, so I only gave him some pretty things to think through, and obviously he took the bait.

[Georg]

Delighted Member. It only took one session. I tried to perfect my instability. As a faithful Douglas Adams reader I still believe the perfect instability is identical with the ability to fly. Not working yet, though.