The Story That Ends & Begins Again (no word limit)

[Macky]

Heinrich replied " ok then, You can be Ron Weasley, I'll be Harry and Brandt can be the sorting hat... So we can pretend The school washing machine has broken down and we have to call in the hot wizard repairman with his HUGE magic wand to mend it... "

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But Brandt said, "why don't you join the circus? With your ridiculously tall stature, deep chest, broad shoulders, totally ripped and perfectly muscled body you belong in a freak show."

[Lori S.]

Edward drew back with a gasp of surprise. After a long moment a slow smile spread across his face.

[Macky]

Then weirdly it spread from his face to his neck, down his chest and ended up round his belly button. Now that was freaky!

[Eric]

and step by step, inch by inch, he walked up to

[Macky]

Heimlich and Brandt and did a jig because his bellybutton felt funny

[Eric]

Eric note at 4:44 CT, 5/30: My "contribution" was based on the "slowly he turned" line which was the last entry visible when I typed it. Just now two more (Lori/Averin) showed up from 2 days ago. Wassup, moderator guy?

[Macky]

Eric Alan wrote: "Eric note at 4:44 CT, 5/30: My "contribution" was based on the "slowly he turned" line which was the last entry visible when I typed it. Just now two more (Lori/Averin) showed up from 2 days ago. W..."

Eric you've befuddled me! I'm not sure whats happened hun! Just forget it for now and we'll carry on from message 56, your post worked in anyway. The weirder the better. PS: I'm moderator slightly more mature girl! Lol.

[Macky]

Macky wrote: "Heimlich and Brandt and did a jig because his bellybutton felt funny"

So he asked if anyone had anything to rub in his bellybutton to make it feel better!

[Ije the Devourer of Books]

Peanut butter and jelly might help you said Brandt

[Macky]

" I'd rather have it on a pair of soft buttered buns" said Edward licking his lips

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As he pulled a stick of DairyFresh® out of the fridge. "No, No" screamed Brandt. "You'll need the whole box!"

[Macky]

" Step away from the DairyFresh with the little R in a circle that Macky can't do on her ipad, you'll be terribly sick, get fat and break out in spots, you know you can't resist!"

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"Just from buttering two perfectly perky soft sweet buns with slick DiaryFresh®?" he said lovingly gazing at Heinrich's swell tag on the back of his jeans.

[Macky]

" Of course you can have the DairyFresh with the little R in the circle then but only if you let me caress your swell tag that I'm lovingly staring at!"

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Heinrich mischievously noted "But your eyes my handsome hunk seem to be aimed quite a bit below my tag and on the that delicate spot between my two magnificent, perfect... melons."

[Macky]

"Yes your melons are magnificent! I want to squeeze them and make melon balls "

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"I want to fill them with my succulent cream"

[Macky]

"and put cherries on both of them for decoration with those pointy cockthingy sticks"

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never before had anyone seen such delicious, firm sweet buns.

[Macky]

So biteable, even the oldies checked that they had their false teeth firmly in place!

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It made them so hungry they all went to DairyQueenFresh® Swift Serve Ice Cream Shoppe™ and had strawberry shortcake covered in whipped cream with cherries on top.

[Averin]

All but Brant, who stopped at B&R for Love Potion 31®, in a waffle cone.

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after purchasing two ripe cantaloupe melons at the greengrocer.

[Lori S.]

At which point they all pouted for, their ice cream drinks (which they should have bought at Sonic's® happy hour for cheap) had melted to slurry.

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Joe have a private moment in the alley with his juicy, ripe melons and returned smiling to the disgruntled group.

[Macky]

Who tried to cop a squeeze too but Joe wasn't feeling generous with his melons " hands off my juicy orbs!" He cried!"

[Averin]

All that sugar made Heinrich and Brant thirsty so they detoured to the Flea Market for respadas and elotes [snow cones and roasted corn on the cob).

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At the flea market they saw a flea circus.

[Averin]

And Edward, bitten by the show business bug,

[Lori S.]

Decided to run off to the circus, having been inspired by another story...

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He remembered Brandt said, "why don't you join the circus? With your ridiculously tall stature, deep chest, broad shoulders, totally ripped and perfectly muscled body you belong in a freak show."

[Lori S.]

Edward gathered his stuff together into a neat little bundle, placed the bundle on a fishing poll and slung the fishing poll over his shoulder, singing in an off-key voice In The Big Rock Candy Mountains .

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And then he saw it The Big Rock Candy Mountain Circus, Freak Show and Chowder Society ™.

[Lori S.]

At this point, Edward felt a slight dislocation in time and space, wondering why he suddenly had coulrophobia when he'd never been bothered by face paint before ...

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Clowns I hate them! Well if I join the freak show I'll just see freaks like me and never have to see a clown again.

[Macky]

But that wasn't true because all the creepy clowns had an uprising and terrorised the freak show so Edward decided to join the chowder society instead.

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Still he kept thinking about one particular clown. Could it be he fell in love with the one thing that struck fear in his heart?

[Macky]

Yes! It was Bobo the clown stripper who nightly divested himself of his sexy clown outfit but who always left his red nose on to tantalise....

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Bobo oh Bobo! Edward talked in his sleep. Oh Bobo I have to figure out how to get the nose off of you!

[Macky]

Perhaps if I pay for a private strip you'll let me squeeze your red ball.. The one on your nose .. And then I could snatch it away ... Oh bobo, my love honk honk!!

[Roger]

And Edward pointed out in all humility that the linguistic structure "off of" makes no sense unless it's Ja'alin Arabic (time for bed Bobo)

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Suddenly appeared a ghostly vision of Richard who said "Just reach out and rip it off dear reincarnated brother like snatching a Mahdist patch off a fuzzy wuzzy" and so Edward reached up and pulled the red rubber nose off Bobo.

[Macky]

"Ouch!" Said Bobo "that's not false you fool! " and flounced away, his big clown feet flipping and flapping as he sashayed away with a Sashaaay worthy of Rue Paul's Drag Race

[Averin]

Chastened, Edward clomped after Bobo in his own sparkly and deadly Alexander McQueen platforms,

[Macky]

"Please Bobo my red nosed love, my snooky wookums come back before I fall off my fabulous sparkly McQueens and ruin our chances of a night of passion."

[Averin]

Bobo paused, whilst regarding Edward haughtily down his rufous schnoz,

[Macky]

That was throbbing and flashing madly after Edwards clumsy attempt to remove it " humph! And what makes you think I'd pash with you honey bun? Get real baby boy. You don't mess with this Fabulouness dahhhhhling! "

[Averin]

Edward squatted (because kneeling would scrape those too fab shoes) "Bobo, please, I'm sorry, and you can have the non-lumpy side of he bed!"

[Macky]

" Baby cakes Do you really think I would even go near a lumpy bed, sweet cheeks you are barking up the wrong Bobo tree..."