Random Folder!: Mock Character Lines

[T.J., I'm pretty cool and love books:)]

I thought this would be fun. Okay, so take whichever character you want and you get to mock what they say in the way you see it. Feel free to make it a dialogue.

Max: "Fang, don't go!"

Fang: "Pfft, no, I'm gonna."

*flies away*

Max: "The idiot broke my flock, he broke my flock! Oh, wait, I still have Dylan."

Dylan: "Maxmaxmaxmaxmaxmax--flying---maxmaxmaxmaxmax."

Max: "Wait, there's Fang again! Oh, my feels! They are flooding back. Fang! Fang!"

And I loved this series but this is fun.

[T.J., I'm pretty cool and love books:)]

Bella: "Bite me, Edward!"

Edward: "No. I don't want you to...to...be like me."

Bella: "C'mon! B + E = forever. Remember?"

Jacob: "No. You can't let him bite you, Bella. I won't like you then, and yet you call me your bestfriend. Aren't I awesome?"

Alice: "Lalalalala, oh mutt, it is okay. Edward is going to marry Bella, have sex, and then nearly die because she will have a baby that you will be chill with."