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message 1: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments I just wanted to see that in a thread title. Carry on.


message 2: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven)


message 3: by Matt (new)

Matt | 819 comments That kittie doesn't look too impressed with the product...


message 4: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) They are just so "above" all of that.


message 6: by Lori (new)

Lori Nature's Miracle does work. Except on carpets you have to get the underside too.


message 7: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) I scooped one the other day that was shaped like Texas.


message 8: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
Goddamnit RA! I can't believe this! I am humiliated!

*sobs*


message 9: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
(someone just got up and left 2 seconds after sitting down next to me. She, of course, smells like Estee Lauder.)


message 10: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven)


message 11: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments While I admire your attempt to make me feel guilty, I am not falling for it, Sally. In fact, I think you secretly enjoy smelling like cat pee.




message 12: by Heidi (last edited Apr 17, 2009 12:00PM) (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10825 comments Sally, look on the bright side... it's better than smelling like poop-with-fritos smell.


message 13: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments Ok, Heidi...what in the hell are you talking about?


message 14: by Heidi (last edited Apr 17, 2009 12:03PM) (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10825 comments When I worked in our other office, we didn't have a ventilation system, so when someone would poop, everyone would know... add to that dilemma - a day when my coworker decided to bring chili and fixings... and fritos (which I think smell utterly gross), and as you could imagine (because I can) the odor was toxic.


message 15: by Matt (new)

Matt | 819 comments Hey Sally, actually this could be a good thing! Yesterday you mentioned the chatty mcchatterboxes that were annoying you in the computer lab, well that problem might be solved...:)


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8991 comments :::runs away from thread, vowing not to look anymore:::


message 17: by Heidi (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10825 comments brilliant, tadpole!


message 18: by RandomAnthony (last edited Apr 17, 2009 12:05PM) (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments So....the poop you smelled, Heidi...it had a particular aroma that you now call "poop with fritos"? Like you could smell the frito part in the poop?


message 19: by Heidi (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10825 comments No, it was more like the poop smell didn't go away, and it was layered with fritos smell. It's a distinct odor.


message 20: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments So the frito smell did not come from the poop? It came from the fritos in the room?


message 21: by Heidi (last edited Apr 17, 2009 12:08PM) (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10825 comments To answer your question - yes. The room with the fritos was closer than the stinky bathroom. I'd suggest that you should try it sometime, but I don't recommend it to anyone.


message 22: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Distinct. Odor.


message 23: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments What's interesting is the idea that, in post 12, Heidi mentioned "poop with fritos smell" with such nonchalance that it seemed like we would all immediately say, "oh yes, that old poop with fritos smell. Yep, I know that one. Happens all the time."


message 24: by Heidi (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10825 comments Exactly.


message 25: by Heidi (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10825 comments Dammit! CCP.


message 26: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments every thread eventually comes around to cheese, poop or neko case


message 27: by Heidi (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10825 comments Randomanthony wrote: "What's interesting is the idea that, in post 12, Heidi mentioned "poop with fritos smell" with such nonchalance that it seemed like we would all immediately say, "oh yes, that old poop with fritos ..."

Well. It could happen.




message 28: by Heidi (new)

Heidi (heidihooo) | 10825 comments Sally, I hope you don't really smell like cat pee. That ammonia scent can be hard on the eyes!


message 29: by [deleted user] (new)

Just for Sally, and to take a little of the pressure off RA - SPORTS!




message 30: by Sarah (new)

Sarah (songgirl7) And you couldn't go home at lunch and change your sweater? Or run to Old Navy and buy a different sweater?


message 31: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
Its been snowing hard all day, I didn't want to drive in the snow to go home and change.

And it's not overwhelmingly strong, just when I get heated up, in an overheated classroom the aroma starts wafting. Ugh.


message 32: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Ew. A little goes a long way, eh?

I'm glad I wasn't going through DIA today. Because of the snow, I mean.


message 33: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
Right, not because I've stunk up all of Colorado.


message 34: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Right.


message 35: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony | 14536 comments Snow? What the hell?


message 36: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) Randomanthony wrote: "Snow? What the hell?"

That's what I said.




message 37: by Sarah (new)

Sarah (songgirl7) Is everyone else getting the Google ad to "remove urine problems"?


message 38: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) No, mine are about library book sales.


message 39: by Matt (new)

Matt | 819 comments Did you click through on that link, Larry? Just wondering if it says "Great deals on slightly peed upon books!"


Jackie "the Librarian" | 8991 comments I'm getting THIS ad:

"Get Sally's Email Address
Easily Find Sally's Email Address Phone Number, Address & More!
EmailFinder.com"

which is a little creepy, I think. And I'm not even Sally!


message 41: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) He he ... tadpole made another funny. :)

It seems "Sally" and "cat pee" are firmly stuck in the Google machine, now. *sigh* I just got 2 urine odor remover ads.


message 42: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) The latest one says, "Get rid of only slightly stinky odors from cat urine."


message 43: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
Mine is for a Phillipia Gregory trash novel. Guess they figure I need a little escape from all the smells and torment.


message 44: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) You mean Google has a heart after all?


message 45: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments Mine is for camo boxer shorts. Guess they know their audience


message 46: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
Now I have Urine Odor Removal. Dingdangdoobage.


message 47: by Félix (last edited Apr 17, 2009 06:57PM) (new)

Félix (habitseven) Palace Circle by Rebecca Dean. Nora Roberts says, "If you like Philippa Gregory, you will love this book."


message 48: by Sally, la reina (new)

Sally (mrsnolte) | 17373 comments Mod
"A book that turns a SPOTLIGHT on Victorian standards."


message 49: by Félix (new)

Félix (habitseven) The Most Powerful Dog Odor Remover. Find at All Your Major Pet Stores.
www.SimpleSolution.com


message 50: by Kevin (new)

Kevin  (ksprink) | 11469 comments ding dang doobage


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