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May 05, 2013 12:48PM
Don't be disgusting. Use a straw.
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That will make me look like a yokel.
How about if we soak it up with a towel and then wring it out in your mouth? Or a cup if you want dignity.
Dignity? Whats that?
Now that sounds like the beginning of an interesting story
Oh would you look at the time?! *Runs*
I promised to look in on Sandra's thread while she's away, so here I am, looking in.
And now you're looking out. I notice you aren't popping in this time...
I try to avoid typing that word. "Look" already has two "O"s
Besides I've pooped on here many times before :D
Its a good thing Sandra can cope with that kind of thing.
Oh Sandra is away, is she?We should redecorate her thread.
What do you lot think? Animal prints?
There are already monster paw prints all over the floor where Sandra has stood in something. So animal print on the walls would be in keeping. Perhaps a few throws too, that sofa looks a little shabby.
I don't think that's a sofa, David....
I hope no one comes in here and wakes it.
Didn't realise that Sandra had a guardian to her lair. Asked me to look in on the place and nevere even warned me. Beginning to suspect I wasn't here to water the plants, but rather to feed the animal. I also suspect that I was the food.I'm going now, while the going's good.
Its ok, I gave it some knock out drops. It wont wake up until Sandra gets back.
Phew, I'll water the plants now, although they look a little dangerous too.
Don't go near the one in that corner. Its a man-eating version of the venus fly trap.
Just whatever you do, DON'T go in the basement,
*WHY?* He shouts from halfway down the basement steps.
COME BACK UP!!!!Theres a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Trall down there!
David? DAVID??Whats that noise down there? I have a very bad feeling about this? YOu know those horror films where they always go down into the basement after being warned not to...
He's fine. I think he found the snooker table.
Are you sure? You never know with Sandra's thread...
Well, I think it's a snooker table.
It might be the top of the BugBlatter Beast cage.
What happened here..? Oh dear, I probably should've warned-*Elopes*
Oh Sandra, you better come back and clear up the mess!
Yay! Sandra's back. Hopefully she'll rescue me from this basement.
Of course, David! Hold on. No, don't struggle!
Just in time to watch the Spanish grand prix, which was sooo boring. I don't know why I bother watching them.
Want me to lock you in the basement again?
Does the Bugblatter Beast need to be fed?
Nooo, please; I've already spent the best part of a week down there.
And whar was the worst part of the week then?
The part where I came out and wasted two hours of my life watching the Spanish grand prix.
Its a bit more exciting when youre actually there.
I went the the Silverstone grand prix a couple of years back, and yes the atmosphere is intense and very loud. Best bit it was free (brother-in-law works for maclaren F1).
Oh nice! Did you get the vip treatment?
Normal? That word is missing from my dictionary.
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