Chaos Reading discussion

150 views
Super random happy fun time > Inevitable cat thread

Comments Showing 101-144 of 144 (144 new)    post a comment »
1 3 next »
dateUp arrow    newest »

message 101: by Gertie (new)

Gertie (gertiebird) | 35 comments I love Swank's happy face, my cat Sasquatch does that too. Lol, James Bond and Matrix... someone likes action-adventure!


message 102: by Marc (new)

Marc (monkeelino) | 667 comments Mod
Gertie wrote: "I love Swank's happy face, my cat Sasquatch does that too. Lol, James Bond and Matrix... someone likes action-adventure!"

Our son names all the animals!


message 103: by Gertie (last edited Feb 24, 2015 08:57AM) (new)

Gertie (gertiebird) | 35 comments Here are mine...

SHERLOCK



Okay okay, here he is, not "invisible":



SASQUATCH




message 104: by Gertie (last edited Feb 24, 2015 09:14AM) (new)

Gertie (gertiebird) | 35 comments Marc wrote: "Our son names all the animals!"

Lol, I'm a theme-based-namer too. I like S names, right now I have fictional creatures/characters, apparently. One of my favorite former cat names was Spleen. Time to stop using S's though, it gets confusing! "Hey, Splotches, er, Sister... Scrabble, Shady, er... goddammit Sasquatch! I mean Sasquatch!!"


message 105: by Marc (new)

Marc (monkeelino) | 667 comments Mod
Gertie wrote: "Lol, I'm a theme-based-namer too. I like S names, right now I have fictional creatures/characters, apparently. One of my favorite former cat names was ..."

Sherlock in "The Case of the Lumpy Comforter"! Beautiful pics!!!

What is with cats getting involved with the bed-making process? At least one, if not more, always wants to pounce on the sheet or hide under the blanket, but only while the bedding is actually being changed/swapped.


message 106: by Whitney (new)

Whitney | 1363 comments Mod
Sherlock looks like he's got it all figured out.


message 107: by Jennifer (new)

Jennifer | 33 comments I created a website thing on yahoo...I will figure it out. I just don't understand why is has to be so...convoluted. And torties are special. :)


message 108: by Whitney (new)

Whitney | 1363 comments Mod
A story of Vincent in three pictures. Also a story of my weekend so far.


A tug of war game. Pay special attention to the connecting piece at the end of the pole:


Three days later, Vincent attempts a complete (though pyrrhic) victory by hiding the connecter in his small intestine. The ploy is discovered after he tips his paw by power vomiting all night. Note suspiciously connecter-shaped silhouette inside abdomen:



Vincent's desperate ploy is thwarted, and the connector is recovered from his ingenious hiding place. The game is declared a draw, as both parties now just want to get some sleep. Vincent is down to seven remaining lives.




message 109: by Rebecca (new)

Rebecca Gransden (anemogram) | 17 comments Whitney wrote: "A story of Vincent in three pictures. Also a story of my weekend so far.


A tug of war game. Pay special attention to the connecting piece at the end of the pole:


Three days later, Vincent atte..."


Poor Vincent! I thought my cat had it bad spaced out for three days on meds after having a tooth extraction. I had a cat that would play that tug of war game and jump side to side like he had been electrified, spitting and hissing whilst never letting go. Hours of hyped up fun, backfired for Vincent - hope he's all better soon.


message 110: by Jennifer (new)

Jennifer | 33 comments Hate those foreign bodies. I am so happy you got him taken care of. So many people wait...


message 111: by Whitney (new)

Whitney | 1363 comments Mod
Jennifer wrote: "Hate those foreign bodies. I am so happy you got him taken care of. So many people wait..."

Being a vet helps make those decisions easier, since there's minimal financial consideration.


message 112: by Jennifer (new)

Jennifer | 33 comments Are you a vet Whitney? I am not, I just manage a veterinary hospital :) I get to have those fun $$ conversations with people.


message 113: by Whitney (new)

Whitney | 1363 comments Mod
Jennifer wrote: "Are you a vet Whitney? I am not, I just manage a veterinary hospital :) I get to have those fun $$ conversations with people."

I am. And on behalf of vets everywhere I thank you for keeping track of the real finances while we try to give the clinic away on a regular basis.


message 114: by Ruby , Mistress of Chaos (new)

Ruby  Tombstone Lives! (rubytombstone) | 3260 comments Mod
Oh my god, so many freaky, wonderful cats!


message 115: by Jennifer (new)

Jennifer | 33 comments Whitney wrote: "Jennifer wrote: "Are you a vet Whitney? I am not, I just manage a veterinary hospital :) I get to have those fun $$ conversations with people."

I am. And on behalf of vets everywhere I thank you f..."


Its a battle...sometimes I have to tell the practice owner...uh..you gave this much $$ away...awkward. And never mind the inventory that disappears. :) We all have a hard job. We want to help. But we have to remember we have staff to take care of, they work their asses off for little $$ and hospital bills to pay. I know you guys all want that new machine that goes Bing!!

I love what I do. And the people I work with. Even the days I want to kill them. I am thankful for our outstanding clients. Yes we have some stinkers. And yes, even fired a few. But they are a drop in the bucket.

I will learn to post pictures and show you all my 3 lovely cats. All came from where I work...and has a special story.


message 116: by Ruby , Mistress of Chaos (new)

Ruby  Tombstone Lives! (rubytombstone) | 3260 comments Mod
For the last couple of years, Swanky has provided a never-ending supply of unusual house guests for my catching and viewing pleasure - goannas, geckos, skinks, birds, tata lizards, bearded dragons, grasshoppers, butterflies, cockroaches, dragonflies, more geckos...

Last week she discovered rats. And I discovered what it was like to have a dead rat dropped in my lap while watching tv on the couch.

This week, she has finally gotten around to mice. Yesterday she brought me a live mouse. I panicked, threw a tea-towel over it, picked it up, panicked some more, faked throwing it away in the bin (for Swanky's benefit), then let it go on the road in front of my house. As mice are an introduced species, it is considered good form here to kill them at every opportunity, but it squeaked in my hand (in my HAND, man) and had big brown eyes, and I just couldn't kill it. Plus, I'm not entirely sure it wasn't some native tree-rat type marsupial. So I guess I figured that by letting it go on the road, it might get hit by a car, and then my problems would be over. Or something. Anyway it's gone now.

Tonight Swanky brought me in another mouse, and let it go in the lounge room. I swear to the gods, as soon as we had it cornered, it grabbed hold of one of Swanky's toy mice with it's teeth and tried using it as a human shield. Seriously - it ran off with the effing toy mouse!

I've seen some shit up here, but mice taking hostages?! That's some gangsta shit right there..


message 117: by Jennifer (new)

Jennifer | 33 comments Ruby that is hysterical.I am so glad we don't have critters here for the critters to catch. Well...voles, but thats all.


message 118: by Ruby , Mistress of Chaos (new)

Ruby  Tombstone Lives! (rubytombstone) | 3260 comments Mod
Tonight it was a tiny bird, released into our dining room. The one with high ceilings and exposed beams, and oh yeah - skylights. Eventually I did catch it, and it pecked a hole in my knuckle.

It flew off unharmed though, so I'm happy. I got my "releasing a bird into the wild" moment too.


message 119: by Whitney (new)

Whitney | 1363 comments Mod
30 Renowned Authors Inspired By Cats

http://www.buzzfeed.com/summeranne/30...


message 120: by Jennifer (new)

Jennifer | 33 comments Today is National Hug Your Cat Day. Do it~


message 121: by Whitney (new)

Whitney | 1363 comments Mod
OH GOD MY EYE NOOOOOOO


message 122: by Leo (new)

Leo Robertson (leoxrobertson) | 297 comments Max Max looks badass!! And cute :D


message 123: by Gertie (new)

Gertie (gertiebird) | 35 comments Mine get hugged so many times a day they probably think "Okay already, you love me, I'm the cutest most precious blah blah blah. Just shut up and pet me and feed me already."


message 124: by Ruby , Mistress of Chaos (new)

Ruby  Tombstone Lives! (rubytombstone) | 3260 comments Mod
Swanky has recently decided that not only should she be carried to bed, but that mandatory nuzzling of the back of her head along the way is a right, not a privilege. Not bad for a cat who hates people, although I won't say it's an easy walk to the bedroom with a cat determined to stuff her fur up your nose.

To add to Swanky's status, she is also now only drinking bottled water, due to the poor tapwater quality at home, and a suspiciously long-term upset tummy.


message 125: by Ruby , Mistress of Chaos (new)

Ruby  Tombstone Lives! (rubytombstone) | 3260 comments Mod
This is also how she likes to be held now. Basically, blindfolded & gagged. Weirdo.

Via Instagram:




message 126: by Gertie (last edited Jun 13, 2015 09:15AM) (new)

Gertie (gertiebird) | 35 comments Haha... I know a lot of cats like to be swaddled but she really goes for it, doesn't she?


message 127: by Marc (new)

Marc (monkeelino) | 667 comments Mod
If we pick up James Bond for more than about 12 seconds there's a good chance of a clawed swipe or bite to the face (unless he's held like a football and the opposite hand is on the back of his neck). His nickname du jour is Tickle Me HellNo.

Cool link to the cat-inspired authors!

My son shared this amusing cat commercial:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=G4Sn91t1V4g


message 128: by Ruby , Mistress of Chaos (last edited Jul 12, 2015 05:45AM) (new)

Ruby  Tombstone Lives! (rubytombstone) | 3260 comments Mod
A little book-related catness. Or cat-related bookness.

description


message 129: by Greta (new)

Greta Fisher (bougenviilea) :) !


message 130: by Derek (new)

Derek (derek_broughton) | 796 comments Good one. I don't recall figuring out why it was called To Kill a Mockingbird either. If I'd been a cat, I think I'd have been pretty aggravated.


message 132: by Jennifer (new)

Jennifer | 33 comments Derek (Guilty of thoughtcrime) wrote: "http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newst..."

All is well that ends well. :)


message 133: by Derek (new)

Derek (derek_broughton) | 796 comments Yeah. I don't have those instincts. Which probably explains why I don't have kids, either.


message 134: by Ruby , Mistress of Chaos (last edited Oct 29, 2015 05:13AM) (new)

Ruby  Tombstone Lives! (rubytombstone) | 3260 comments Mod
OMG. The #swankycat making friends with a tata #lizard! #nature #cats #cute

Swank & her new BFF Gilly (the Gilbert's Dragon)

...who sadly passed away two days later. Which explains why he wasn't running off, I guess. RIP Gilly. We hardly knew ye.


message 135: by Marc (new)

Marc (monkeelino) | 667 comments Mod



message 136: by Jennifer (new)

Jennifer | 33 comments That's funny


message 137: by Marc (new)

Marc (monkeelino) | 667 comments Mod
Jennifer wrote: "That's funny"
I couldn't resist it :D


message 138: by Gertie (new)

Gertie (gertiebird) | 35 comments What is the world is with that cat?


message 139: by Derek (new)

Derek (derek_broughton) | 796 comments Gertie wrote: "What is the world is with that cat?"

If you were in a showdown with the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, you'd be freaking out, too.

Strange that I don't remember the cat being in the scene, though... It must be time to watch it again.


message 140: by Marc (new)

Marc (monkeelino) | 667 comments Mod
Derek wrote: "Strange that I don't remember the cat being in the scene, though... ..."
Director's Cut.


message 141: by Derek (new)

Derek (derek_broughton) | 796 comments Oh, of course!


message 142: by Tracy (last edited Jun 17, 2016 07:05AM) (new)

Tracy Reilly (tracyreilly) | 143 comments I finally figured out how to copy a pic !!

Stella Rondo vs. the Baby Snake


https://scontent.ftpa1-2.fna.fbcdn.ne...


message 143: by Derek (new)

Derek (derek_broughton) | 796 comments Tracy wrote: "I finally figured out how to copy a pic !!"

Good start. Then you have to learn how to do it inline ;-)




message 144: by Marc (new)

Marc (monkeelino) | 667 comments Mod
Stella Rondo is an awesome name (and an adorable feline)!


1 3 next »
back to top