I hate being a non-smoker!

[smetchie]

Or wait, I love being a non-smoker. Whatever it is that makes me smoke in bars I like that. Whatever it is that makes me think way too much about smoking in bars I hate that. It's so goood. But then I just want more...goodnight.

[Jiaka1981 Winfield]

I hate when people assume you smoke and ask you for a light or a cig, then when you say you don't smoke they look at you all dismissive. Like you aren't important enought to talk to if you haven't joined the cancer club.

[Kasia]

Dude, do the dismissive right back at them. You should never ever feel like a victim of smoker snobs. They are the ones being stupid - self-mutilation and all.

I see this is a recurring topic...

[Lori]

All smokers should carry a tic-tac. Chewing gum. Peppermint suckers. Something.

Sorry. I hate the "I just smoked a cigarette and now I am here to breathe on you" smell.....

[Jiaka1981 Winfield]

lol ever kissed an smoker?

[[deleted user]]

It's hot.

[Lori]

ashtray breath.
bleck!

[Amanda]

Montambo wrote: "It's hot."

Agreed. Especially if said smoker also has booze breath. Total turn-on.

[Amanda]

The rest of you must be wrong. That's the only possible explanation.

[Reads with Scotch]

Amanda wrote: "Montambo wrote: "It's hot."

Agreed. Especially if said smoker also has booze breath. Total turn-on."

agreed.

Kasia wrote: "Dude, do the dismissive right back at them. You should never ever feel like a victim of smoker snobs. They are the ones being stupid - self-mutilation and all.

I see this is a recurring topic..."

I hate you kasia...

Jiaka1981 wrote: "I hate when people assume you smoke and ask you for a light or a cig, then when you say you don't smoke they look at you all dismissive. Like you aren't important enought to talk to if you haven't ..."

you should always carry a lighter with you for this very reason. You know you will encounter a smoker in your day; proper prior planning prevents piss poor performance.

Gretchen wrote: "Or wait, I love being a non-smoker. Whatever it is that makes me smoke in bars I like that. Whatever it is that makes me think way too much about smoking in bars I hate that. It's so goood. But the..."

I loved being a smoker, and I plan on smoking again when I am 50.

[Daniel]

All of you that said it's hot are my friends. All of you who didn't need to rethink their positions.