I wish I didn't have to...

[[deleted user]]

I wish I didn't have to RULES:

1. All answers about having to go to work, school/college, or doing housework in general will be deleted (unless I wish I didn't have to delete them.)

2 Specific household tasks like cleaning the toilet or picking your husbands dirty underwear off the floor are permitted.

3. All answers that do not start with "I wish I didn't have to" will be deleted (unless I wish I didn't have to delete them.)

[Elizabetta]

I wish I didn't have to see that yellow box every freaking time I post something *slinks away*

[[deleted user]]

I wish I didn't have to carry grocery bags and unpack them after getting a lot of stuff at the supermarket.

[Tutu]

I wish I didn't have to wait 2 weeks for my order of paperbacks to be delivered *why does UK have to be so far away from Romania ?*

[Tina]

I wish my husband would learn to wipe his arse because putting his briefs in the washer is cringe-wirthy!

I wish I didn't have to go see my neice in a church production of The Wizard of Oz tonight. I have books to read, dammit! (In between washing stinky underpants and socks)

[Tutu]

I wish I didn't have to know about Tina's hygiene challenged husband. Sorry Tina :(

[Breann]

I wish I didn't have to change so many diapers.

[Kendra]

I wish I didn't have to shovel snow. It's heavy, and cold, and is a pain in my rear.

Tina, may I suggest baby wipes in the bathroom? They even have ones you can flush. :-)

[Ije the Devourer of Books]

I wish I didn't have to sleep because I want to read all night instead.

[Macky]

I wish I didn't have to come here just because Lucas is jiggerityblasted and complaining on the other thread... He should get some ointment for that!

[JustJen "Miss Conduct"]

I wish I didn't have to come up with stuff to make for dinner all the time, then make said dinner, commencing with cleaning up after said dinner is reluctantly made.

[Goesta]

Cmbwey wrote: "I wish I didn't have to stop and think wtf is Goesta saying."

Don't worry that confused even me and didn't get any better trying to talk my way out of it.

[Karl]

I wish I didn't have to find a second job to make ends meet.

[Tutu]

I wish I didn't have to feel concerned for Lucas' safety. But I am. I really am!

[Goesta]

Tutu wrote: "I wish I didn't have to feel concerned for Lucas' safety. But I am. I really am!"

I wish I didn't have to admit that so apparently is LL, since our visuals seem to have vanished. Sorry if I made a hash of the game. It really was just fun. :'/

[Shannon]

Tina wrote: "I wish my husband would learn to wipe his arse because putting his briefs in the washer is cringe-wirthy!

I wish I didn't have to go see my neice in a church production of The Wizard of Oz tonight..."

I wish I didn't have to remind Tina that she doesn't have to do her husbands nasty ass laundry anymore! :)

[Breann]

I wish I didn't have to witness my child pretending to be a dog. She went a step too far and ate dog food right out of the dish. Then when I took it away she acted like I took away her only meal she's had for days.

[Fangtasia]

Tutu wrote: "I wish I didn't have to feel concerned for Lucas' safety. But I am. I really am!"

I wish I didn't have to ask what this comment is about, but curiosity is killing me.

[Kendra]

I wish I didn't have to wait so long for the sequel to Hot Head by Damon Suede. I am feeling withdrawals so I am going to have to read it again soon.

[[deleted user]]

Fangtasia wrote: "I wish I didn't have to ask what this comment is about, but curiosity is killing me."

I wish people would stop spreading rumors I've been abducted by aliens.

[Fangtasia]

Lucas wrote: "Fangtasia wrote: "I wish I didn't have to ask what this comment is about, but curiosity is killing me."

I wish people would stop spreading rumors I've been abducted by aliens."

I wish I didn't have to thank the aliens for releasing Lucas. Because I wish we didn't need him to moderate this Alzheimer's-fighting group.

[Jerry]

Cmbwey wrote: "I wish I didn't have to stop and think wtf is Goesta saying."

I wish I didn't have to say how much I love this comment!

[Jerry]

Tutu wrote: "I wish I didn't have to know about Tina's hygiene challenged husband. Sorry Tina :("

I wish I didn't know myself all to well what this is about.

[Beck]

Breann wrote: "I wish I didn't have to change so many diapers."

Hah...just changed my 30,000 nappy and now all the womb fruit are toilet trained...I wish I didn't have to teach them how to wipe their own arses

[Tutu]

I wish I didn't have to start so many online WIPs and then be sad when they don't update :(

[Goesta]

I wish I didn't have to emigrate again. Oh well. A nightmare's* life is no picnic, but it's a job, and you go where you're appreciated needed ... :'(

*"a mythological demon who torments human beings with frightening dreams" - WIKI

[Bill]

... fill out ridiculous paper forms and applications.

[Boyd, Hunk of hunky burning passion]

I wish I didn't have to feel compelled to post messages in the Complaint Department's topics.

[Preston, Moderator]

I wish I didn't have to have the memory of seeing Boyd's abs in his profile pics.

[Shannon]

I wish I didn't feel compelled to go look at Boyd abs after Preston's comments. But...dayum!

[Susan65]

I wish I didn't have to watch Bob's Burgers on TV

[Kendra]

I wish I didn't have to go to the group home page in order to read the rules :-) hehehehe

[[deleted user]]

I wish I did not have to feel amazed that after a weekend no one said I wish I didn't have to work on Monday.

[Barbie]

I wish I didn't have to unload a 20' moving truck. It was hard enough packing the darn thing. Now I have to remember what I put in each box because the description of the contents I put on the boxes never seem to match what is actually in the box!!

[Preston, Moderator]

I wish I didn't have to get all my tax stuff together and begin to start to think about filing a return.

[Tina]

I wish I didn't have to look at Boyd's green eyes and great abs knowing he's gay and will never make beautiful babies with my daughter. OK, I don't really mind the looking part.

[Tina]

Lucas wrote: "I wish I did not have to feel amazed that after a weekend no one said I wish I didn't have to work on Monday."

Isn't that against the RULES?

[Preston, Moderator]

Tina wrote: "Isn't that against the RULES?"

Isn't posting "Isn't that against the RULES?" against the rules since it does begin with "I wish I didn't have to...."? lol

[Tina]

I wish I didn't have to call Lucas out on a possible rule infraction. Better?

[Macky]

I wish I didn't have to conform to peer pressure and go and look at Boyd's abs on his profile!

[Tina]

I wish I didn't have to go out of my house. It is super windy and going to snow. I would much rather stay home and look at Boyd's virtual abs and Aves's big plane.

[Tj]

I wish I didn't have to go to the doctor's today. It's a 2 1/2 hour drive one way:(

[Ije the Devourer of Books]

I wish I didnt have to lose weight. Alas the time has come :(

[Kendra]

Ijeoma wrote: "I wish I didnt have to lose weight. Alas the time has come :("

I wish I didn't have to agree with you. As good as I feel after working out, it is still a pain in the butt to get motivated in the first place.

[Kat]

I wish I didn't just see on TV how old Bruce Springsteen has become, so there would still be...you know...hope...

[Major English (Laura)]

I wish I didn't have to wonder why "anal-sex" is a tag for this Complaint Department group... All the other tags seem suiting, I kind of like the seemingly random "anal-sex" tag... Seemingly random, but maybe not random at all? Hmm...

[Tina]

Loederkoningin wrote: "I wish I didn't just see on TV how old Bruce Springsteen has become, so there would still be...you know...hope..."

I wish you could just close your eyes like I do and imagine he's still 28! And remember how drunk you (or maybe it was just me?) were the first time you saw him in concert.

[Tina]

Major English (Laura) wrote: "I wish I didn't have to wonder why "anal-sex" is a tag for this Complaint Department group... All the other tags seem suiting, I kind of like the seemingly random "anal-sex" tag... Seemingly random..."

As far as I can tell Laura, you are the first one to mention "anal sex" in this thread. I wish I didn't have to tell you that now the tag actually DOES apply. And it's your fault!

[[deleted user]]

Major English (Laura) wrote: "I wish I didn't have to wonder why "anal-sex" is a tag for this Complaint Department group... All the other tags seem suiting, I kind of like the seemingly random "anal-sex" tag... Seemingly random..."

Aves insisted on it before he would join the group. :-)

[[deleted user]]

Karenna wrote: "I wish I didn't have to wait until 2014 before new episodes of Sherlock air. The wait is killing me."

I'm extremely upset to discover Karenna is so distraught waiting for new episodes of Sherlock. Don't let the wait kill you. If you get killed you won't be able to watch those new episodes next year.