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Hazel ~ Avalon ~
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Feb 28, 2013 10:21PM
Lea dialed up a place that had meat and vegetarian meals, within 20 minutes there was a nock on the door a hamburger had arrived for Monkey and a salad came for Lea
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(( gtg, sorry, :())
(( i is soooo sorry!))After returning from said door, Monkey handed Lea the clear plastic box with her food in it. "Thanks Lea," he smiled.
((Thats fine :) no worries))"You're welcome" She smiled and sat onto the lounge and began to eat "Is it good?"
"Yush," he said through a mouth full of food.
Lea began to laugh at his face as he tried to eat and speak "Thats good" She smiled and began to eat her salad
Monkey finally managed to swallow the large chunk of burger and said, "Yes, it is good, thanks again." He scarfed down the rest relatively quickly, and grabbed a 'dew' out of the fridge.
Ellette continued to sit there picking at her salad, she stared at Monkey while he grabbed a drink "Why dont you like your real name again?" she asked before eating some carrot
"It's just so, I don't know, boring?" He said with a smile.
Lea laughed "Mine makes me found like a fairy!"
"I never thought of it like that, but now that you say it it kinda does," Monkey said with a smile.
Lea began laughing at the thought of herself sparkling and having fairy wings, although the looked like she was crazy because to those who couldn't read minds, she looked like she began to laugh at 'nothing'
Monkey also couldn't help but laugh, it was so infectious.
Lea continued to laugh, but now for no reason ther than hearing Monkey laughed
The fact that Lea continued to laugh made Monkey laugh even harder, to the point where no sound escapes.
Short of breath Lea inhaled heavily before she laughed harder. Both of them sat there in silence,laughing for noo reason and smiling like they were high. Now in stitches and crying of laughter, Lea calmed down and finished laughing before wiping her tears away.
Monkey laughed for a bit longer before finally coughing himself out of it. He took a swig of soda and smiled at Lea.
"Why were you laughing? And may I say, you laugh amazingly, especially when its silent" she chuckled finishing her salad
"I was laughing because you were laughing, so why were you laughing?" He said.
"And thanks," he added.
"I was picturing myself as a fairy, I was wearing pink... I never wear pink... unless its undies or a bra" She said answering his question
"I can't really picture that as 'funny', I bet you'd make a great fairy sweet-cheeks, although they may freak out when your fairy outfit is pink bra and undies," Monkey grinned, "even though I find that much more attractive than a dress or something silly like that."
"I was wearing a pink flower petal dress actually, and it was funny." She smirked and began to refer to him speaking of bra and undies " besides I wouldn't wear any if I was a fairy, I dont think they even own any"
"Well they are missing out if not," he said, smiling.
"I dont think they are missing out on anything, it's just another piece of clothing to remove" she laughed before she stopped and breathed in heavily in shock "oh no... I sound like a slut! Look what you have done to me!". But then she began to laugh again
"I'm sorry, but that's on you sweet-cheeks," he said laughing as well. "But if it's any consolation, I don't think you're a slut or even sound like one."
"Hooray for me" She laughed throwing her hands up into the air "Atleast I'll fit into society with the strange way you talk... its very sexual may I add"
"I have no idea what you mean, explain."
"They always make sexual jokes which I never understand, so I just laugh along with them. People refer to sex daily and make gestures like it is normal!" she began "Why do men put the 'peace' symbol up to their mouths and stick their tounge in between their fingers? What does that even mean?!?"
Monkey blushed a bright red as he said, "It, um, refers to, uhh... oral sex performed on a woman," the latter half of the sentence rapidly, like how tearing off a band-aid is suppoed to hurt less the quicker you do it.
Lea opened her eyed widely in shock "Woa, run tha past me one more time" she said quickly trying to take it in
"Ugh... it is a reference to performing oral sex on a girl," he said eyes closed, blush deep.
"And oral is?" she said cluelessly before thinking out loud "Actually dont tell me, I dont think I want to know"
At this point Monkey was so red that he could have matched a tomato.
Lea began to laugh at Monkeys face "Hey baboon, you can breath you know"
"I don't think I can ever look at you again," he said jokingly. He smiled at her and took an exagerrated breath.
"what?" she laughed lightly before she walked into the kitchen and got a 'dew' and took a sip "this is SO weird!"
"How on Earth is it weird? It is delicious sweet-cheeks." He said smiling.
"Hmmm" she mumbled before smiling "It is, but it is sill interestingly wierd, but nice". She walked back into the loungeroom and accidentally left the fridge door open, she realised as she sat on the lounge and closed the door with her powers ((Have to bring the powers back into it haha))
((Yeah, as of right now your 'freak' is like the least power-oriented :O))"Yeah sweet-cheeks, a lot like you."
((haha I know, it's cause she has had them for so long that she isn't so power obsessed if that makes sence))"I'm not sure if I should say thankyou or be annoyed" Lea told him as she got cumfy
((Totes))"I think thank you would be awesome," he said smiling, "but why would you be annoyed?"
"I honestly have no idea" she smiled
"You are such a strange person," Monkey said, bemused.
"Hm, I know" she smiled ((where is monkey sitting? next to her or on a different lounge?))
((Erm, same, but the way i pictur it is one couch and one armchair... btw i love how you say lounge, cuz in america its just an action :D))"Well at least you are willing to recognize that," he said smiling.
((I thought I lounge and an arm chair or two haha :) couch is funny hahahaha lounge is normal for me... which is he on?))"I am very weird" she winked with a giggle
((He is lounging on the lounge/couch/sofa ^-^))"Aren't we all?" He said.
((hahahaha she is on the arm chair then :) ))"Most definetly" She said
