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Averin wrote: "Goesta wrote: "Averin wrote: " Certainly they would be appalled at the ease in which one can obtain weapons with the damage capability we have today. "
And Jefferson, et al. would be amazed at iPads. They would be amazed at iPads and Tex-Mex cuisine also.
And Jefferson, et al. would be amazed at iPads. They would be amazed at iPads and Tex-Mex cuisine also.
Goesta wrote: "I grumpily see a complaint dept. group read in the near future. Never been subjected to one of those. There are probably *grumble* rules and stuff."
The Complaint Department™ doesn't do group reads or any other serious bookish thing. It's is registered as a 'Just For Fun' group on GR and only reluctantly refers to actually reading books.
The Complaint Department™ doesn't do group reads or any other serious bookish thing. It's is registered as a 'Just For Fun' group on GR and only reluctantly refers to actually reading books.
Lucas wrote: "Goesta wrote: "I grumpily see a complaint dept. group read in the near future. Never been subjected to one of those. There are probably *grumble* rules and stuff."The Complaint Department™ doesn..."
A damn sight lucky that is too, as I can't find any complaint books I know on GR. There was this one, Portnoy's Complaint didn't like it much. Maybe Lemon Book: Consumer Rights for Car Owners. It all lends a far, Right Coast lean to the shelf. I should have thought David Horowitz wrote a book, but damn GR librarians, can't find one of those.
Averin wrote: "Lucas wrote: "Goesta wrote: "I grumpily see a complaint dept. group read in the near future. Never been subjected to one of those. There are probably *grumble* rules and stuff."
The Complaint Depa..."
Just look in the Complaint Department Library by clicking on 'Bookshelf' at the top right of this page or go to our home page and scroll to the bottom where just above the polls it shows all six books in our comprehensive library. There used to be more but I thought looking at more than six would be too much work and not fun so I pared it down to a half dozen."
My favorite book in our library today is "Shocked, Appalled, and Dismayed!" because it reminds members (most especially me) that all postings in 'Post Complaints Here' should be made in the form of a complaint.
The Complaint Depa..."
Just look in the Complaint Department Library by clicking on 'Bookshelf' at the top right of this page or go to our home page and scroll to the bottom where just above the polls it shows all six books in our comprehensive library. There used to be more but I thought looking at more than six would be too much work and not fun so I pared it down to a half dozen."
My favorite book in our library today is "Shocked, Appalled, and Dismayed!" because it reminds members (most especially me) that all postings in 'Post Complaints Here' should be made in the form of a complaint.
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Averin wrote: "This is happening just north of me. "Oh boy. Everyone has the right to bear arms (I still say arm bears), but the big questions is, once armed, can they bear them? I'm sorry, Averin. There's no way of looking at it other than it sucks. Free guns?
It would be better if they gave away free books so they could learn to read the gun safety books. (that is an extremely biased and unfair statement, I know, just the kind I try to avoid making, but this gun stuff makes me twitchy and nervous). And Texas always has loved their guns.
I think it's an...interesting...statement about myself that when I read the section "...directed her on how to use her thumb to shove a shell all the way inside the barrel and feel it click." I thought the last word was another that rhymed with it and has a lot to do with guys.
Oh the other hand, if it makes you feel any better, Averin, when I was taking law enforcement classes (yes, at one point I was going to be first 1) a forensics/lab person so I could do forensic photography and then 2) a probation officer.) the former police officers who were now instructors said if you were going to get a weapon for home protection a shotgun was the best because the spray of the schrapnel from the shells wouldn't go through the walls, it would embed in them instead. When you're using a handgun or some other type of weapon with bullets, the chances of it going through the walls is higher, and then there's the possibility of it going into someone else's house and hitting someone else it was never intended for, like a child. It happened when I lived when I was taking the classes.
The more weapons that are out there, though, the more weapons there are to steal and end up right where they're not supposed to.
When it was a smaller, less populated country and people really did need weapons to survive, it was one thing. But it seems like our whole culture is built around them--the Wild West, Prohibition. I don't want to seem negative, but I honestly don't know how gun control laws are going to be instituted at this point in the US. When people buy the excuse that an AK-47 or an UZI is for home protection? Against what? An army of zombies? Don't they know they're supposed to go to the mall?
Sorry, Lucas, this is more of a commiseration than a complaint, but you really can't have a complaint without a commiseration. Which I apparently can't even spell. So do we get to go through the natural process of a complaint? We may need flowcharts. :-) Or maybe 8X10 glossy color photographs with pictures and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one. Despite the fact they turned out to be useless. :-) There are stages of grief, are there stages of complaints? Some people are just more visual learners.
Hugs.
If you pull out PowerPoint presentations, Wendy, I'm hunting you down with snakes.
LOL Point taken. Powerfully. Big snakes or little ones? Just want to know if I'd be strangulated or swarmed. To prepare.
Wendy wrote: "Sorry, Lucas, this is more of a commiseration than a complaint, but you really can't have a complaint without a commiseration."
I regretfully am forced to advise you that to comply with Rule 1 (below) when commiserating just start it with "I hate to commiserate but…"
1. In the Post Complaints Here topic all posts must be posed in the form of complaints.
Hint: For variety consider starting your complaint with I am miffed, annoyed, irritated, displeased, aggrieved, nettled, hurt, offended, put out, resentful, upset, vexed, irked, disgruntled, chagrined, piqued, in a huff, peeved, cheesed off, narked, irritated, P.O.’d, enraged, etc.
If you wish to say something positive when posting a comment use something like "I am really annoyed that I can not tell you how wonderful Lucas Lyons is considering he's a dumb jock.
Hugs, Lucas
I regretfully am forced to advise you that to comply with Rule 1 (below) when commiserating just start it with "I hate to commiserate but…"
1. In the Post Complaints Here topic all posts must be posed in the form of complaints.
Hint: For variety consider starting your complaint with I am miffed, annoyed, irritated, displeased, aggrieved, nettled, hurt, offended, put out, resentful, upset, vexed, irked, disgruntled, chagrined, piqued, in a huff, peeved, cheesed off, narked, irritated, P.O.’d, enraged, etc.
If you wish to say something positive when posting a comment use something like "I am really annoyed that I can not tell you how wonderful Lucas Lyons is considering he's a dumb jock.
Hugs, Lucas
Wendy wrote: "They were nice snakes, though."I'd liked it very much and regret that I avoided it for so long as I dislike creepy slithering things.
I am somewhat nettled because, believe it or not, I do remember rule #1, but sometimes I can't help but be literal.I am disgruntled to point out that there is a Shakespeare insult generator and perhaps we should have a link to it here? Forsooth, a verily bonny thought. As long as we use it for disgruntlement purposes only and not to insult other members of the group.
Therefore, Averin, I am quite vexed that I must agree with your quite rightfully aggrieved position on the City of Houston's handing out shotguns as if they were smarties on Halloween.
I am further chagrined that I am such a trial to Lucas, who is forced to repeatedly bring up Rule #1, the rule which I do not scoff purposefully, but rather get carried away and forget in a huff of displeased cheese (I particularly don't like the Blues, they're all veiny and the smell...), well, cheesed off-ness. By no means am I flaunting Rule #1, I just have to remember it. Similar to standing to the side of the door when you knock as a Probation Officer.
Therefore, I am truly peeved that Lucas, the Dumb Jock, has been so patient with me while I am adapting, because I have become so used to hiding when I am irritated, enraged, or otherwise miffed I seldom say so in a written form or aloud to a group of people.
Hugs to Lucas and to Averin. :-)
Averin wrote: "With dismay I impart a place where one may not obtain books for free, and some of them aren't ancient "In the most complain-y voice I can handle: Oh joy more books - though I do think a lot of them link back to http://www.guttenberg.org/ it's
Averin wrote: "Wendy wrote: "They were nice snakes, though."I'd liked it very much and regret that I avoided it for so long as I dislike creepy slithering things."
I regret that you liked it, and thank you for reading it. I've always semi-wanted a snake, but the whole feeding thing gets to me.
I'm miffed that you studied that picture and surely know, were those muscles or magic marker surrounding the navel?
Wendy wrote: "...not to insult other members of the group."
Rule #3 Don't complain about or criticize other members or their comments. Nevertheless you may criticize the moderator. (note: Macky is the one and only moderator here.)
Wendy whose name is delightfully pronounced Windy, I deeply regret to say that I don't need to be patient with you since you are an excellent complainer and a model member of the Complaint Department. Your postings are so very much welcome and you express yourself well—so no more complaining that you usually hide and stay silent. You fit in so well you are absolutely…
huggable :-) Lucas (with heartfelt hugs.)
Rule #3 Don't complain about or criticize other members or their comments. Nevertheless you may criticize the moderator. (note: Macky is the one and only moderator here.)
Wendy whose name is delightfully pronounced Windy, I deeply regret to say that I don't need to be patient with you since you are an excellent complainer and a model member of the Complaint Department. Your postings are so very much welcome and you express yourself well—so no more complaining that you usually hide and stay silent. You fit in so well you are absolutely…
huggable :-) Lucas (with heartfelt hugs.)
@Averin, with regret I must complain you are a Master of Complaints. We are so lucky to have you join the group.
hugs, Lucas
hugs, Lucas
Thou beslubbering swag-bellied haggard!
by Will Shakespeare, also known as Christopher Marlowe
Why can I not make up words as cool as beslubbering?
Why does the world not believe that Christopher Marlowe is really WS?
by Will Shakespeare, also known as Christopher Marlowe
Why can I not make up words as cool as beslubbering?
Why does the world not believe that Christopher Marlowe is really WS?
Averin wrote: "I'm miffed that you studied that picture and surely know, were those muscles or magic marker surrounding the navel?"After further reluctant investigation, I am disgruntled to give forth the opinion that I believe the instrument in question was a magic marker indicating the location of said muscles, possibly drawing attention to the interpretation that the aforementioned are baby muscles ready to spring forth in all their manly glory. Ah-hem.
I am feeling that I have a headache and the pain killers have not work to their effect today, I am angry that I have not read so much because my energy have been low and I really want to have a good night sleep, but the pain is unbearable and I still need 10 days before my meeting with the doctor :-( I really hate my pain and is annoyed about the influence my pain have of my day and night. I am lucky when I have a day or 2 to eat normally, most days I can only eat one dinner because of my pain I lose the appetite :-(
I'm irritated that I can't seem to resist signing up for the Quarterly Gang Bang Challenge in the MM group:( Why do I put myself the stress of thinking I must do it again this quarter!?! I'm peeved to say I stay out of all gun control discussions.
Sarah wrote: "Thou beslubbering swag-bellied haggard!by Will Shakespeare, also known as Christopher Marlowe
Why can I not make up words as cool as beslubbering?
Why does the world not believe that Christ..."
Because, alas and alack, it is my sad duty to inform you that people generally prefer bacon. There's even bacon Torani syrup. What a person would do with bacon Torani syrup I have no idea. Add it to a mocha? But I believe that if one researches carefully along the lines of the Medici family, since Torani syrup is, to my knowledge, Italian, though I could be mistaken, they could have funded Bacon in secret to compose what has been heretofore attributed to Shakespeare. The Torani syrup is a major clue. LOL
Tj wrote: "I'm irritated that I can't seem to resist signing up for the Quarterly Gang Bang Challenge in the MM group:( Why do I put myself the stress of thinking I must do it again this quarter!?! I'm pe..."
Snarkily, I have to agree with Tj. Gun control discussions tend to blow up in your face.
And I must wearily heed her advice and completely avoid that area on M/M completely. I don't know what it is, and think it might be better that way. I have a novella to write. And too many things to read. So, darn you, Tj, for the very timely warning not to wander to far into the depths of those forests. :-)
Sarah wrote: "Thou beslubbering swag-bellied haggard!by Will Shakespeare, also known as Christopher Marlowe
Why can I not make up words as cool as beslubbering?
Why does the world not believe that Christ..."
Beslubbering is wicked cool.
I'm truly upset for you Helle:( I really hope they start you right away on the bio meds. I'm disturbed by nephew who the other day in a fit of creativity (he is 4) got a hold of a Sharpie! Yes, his mother did not quite see the genius of his modern art. I do think the walls she could have withstood with motherly dignity intact but she seemed done in by his attempt to use himself as a canvas. And let us say he left NO spot undesigned. My daughter thought she should have taken the typical blackmailing pictures of the event;)
Helle wrote: "I am feeling that I have a headache and the pain killers have not work to their effect today, I am angry that I have not read so much because my energy have been low and I really want to have a goo..."Beslubbering on Danish healthcare! Give Helle the good stuff, already!
Thank you Tj and Averin for your sweet and kind words that means a lot to me, thank you for your support xxx <3
I am sorry but most of the time I can not follow the things in complain department, hope it will be better when I am painfree, I want to support and help you too. A lot of hugs and kisses
I am sorry but most of the time I can not follow the things in complain department, hope it will be better when I am painfree, I want to support and help you too. A lot of hugs and kisses
Wendy wrote: "Averin wrote: "I'm miffed that you studied that picture and surely know, were those muscles or magic marker surrounding the navel?"After further reluctant investigation, I am disgruntled to give ..."
Like three degrees to TJ's nephew.
Lucas wrote: "@Averin, with regret I must complain you are a Master of Complaints. We are so lucky to have you join the group.hugs, Lucas"
Ummm, can I be under champ recruiter?
Helle wrote: "I am feeling that I have a headache and the pain killers have not work to their effect today, I am angry that I have not read so much because my energy have been low and I really want to have a goo..."So sorry, Helle, that you are feeling so awful. I don't know your situation very well--I was losing a lot of weight at one point because I had no appetite, all I would "eat" was this drink called "Ensure" here, I don't know if there's an equivalent there. Somehow it was easier to handle that rather than food--it had lots of supplements, high protein, high calorie, that type of thing. It wouldn't help with the pain, :-( , but maybe would help a little bit with energy. Just don't ever, ever look at what's in them. I hope I'm not intruding, but I've never been in anything like your situation, but I could relate to not feeling hungry, for a couple of years, in my case, and it still happens sometimes. So now it's the first thing all my doctors ask me, "Are you eating?"
Is there a way you could get some audiobooks so you could just listen?
I'll stop now. I hope you have some times where you feel better until you go in again.
Hugs (gentle). :-)
Wendy wrote: "Sarah wrote: "Thou beslubbering swag-bellied haggard!
by Will Shakespeare, also known as Christopher Marlowe
Why can I not make up words as cool as beslubbering?
Why does the world not belie..."
But darling, Washington Irving saw a piece of paper in Padua in which a manservent stated he cared for a English gentleman poet named Marley as late as 1624 or so. And Bacon could not have written, Sweet Helen, make me immortal with a kiss... and neither could WS. Only one Christopher Marlowe. And he fled to Verona on the Peppercorn!! Then on to Pauda.
Oh, dear, I must complain that my obsession has reactivated itself! Must go lock self back in the closet.
by Will Shakespeare, also known as Christopher Marlowe
Why can I not make up words as cool as beslubbering?
Why does the world not belie..."
But darling, Washington Irving saw a piece of paper in Padua in which a manservent stated he cared for a English gentleman poet named Marley as late as 1624 or so. And Bacon could not have written, Sweet Helen, make me immortal with a kiss... and neither could WS. Only one Christopher Marlowe. And he fled to Verona on the Peppercorn!! Then on to Pauda.
Oh, dear, I must complain that my obsession has reactivated itself! Must go lock self back in the closet.
Wendy wrote: "Helle wrote: "I am feeling that I have a headache and the pain killers have not work to their effect today, I am angry that I have not read so much because my energy have been low and I really want..."
Thank you Wendy for your sweet and kind words that means a lot to me, thank you for your support xxx <3 Hugs back
You are not intruding Wendy :-) most of the complain department know of my illness and they can talk to you about it, I am not I hide it, I'm just so tired and want to try to see if I can sleep from the pain. The others in the group have my permission to tell this and I hope to talk to you one day when the pain does not take over my day.
Thank you Wendy for your sweet and kind words that means a lot to me, thank you for your support xxx <3 Hugs back
You are not intruding Wendy :-) most of the complain department know of my illness and they can talk to you about it, I am not I hide it, I'm just so tired and want to try to see if I can sleep from the pain. The others in the group have my permission to tell this and I hope to talk to you one day when the pain does not take over my day.
Sarah wrote: "Wendy wrote: "Sarah wrote: "Thou beslubbering swag-bellied haggard!by Will Shakespeare, also known as Christopher Marlowe
Why can I not make up words as cool as beslubbering?
Why does the w..."
Oh if we are devolving into Literature and making Dr. LL run for the scoreboards, while venturing into Italy, how about some Benvenuto Cellini? Keeping him safe from the Thing Theorists, of course. His bombastic pansexual autobiography has inspired Dumas, hawthorne, Twain, even Christie.
Averin wrote: "Sarah wrote: "Wendy wrote: "Sarah wrote: "Thou beslubbering swag-bellied haggard!
by Will Shakespeare, also known as Christopher Marlowe
Why can I not make up words as cool as beslubbering?
..."
I'm sorry to say I only know the salt cellars! What's this about an autobiography?
The autobiography I really want to read is by Michaelangelo Merisi de Carrivagio but might have to write that one myself.
by Will Shakespeare, also known as Christopher Marlowe
Why can I not make up words as cool as beslubbering?
..."
I'm sorry to say I only know the salt cellars! What's this about an autobiography?
The autobiography I really want to read is by Michaelangelo Merisi de Carrivagio but might have to write that one myself.
Helle wrote: "I am feeling that I have a headache and the pain killers have not work to their effect today, I am angry that I have not read so much because my energy have been low and I really want to have a good.."
Dangblastit Helle, on top of all the rest of the pain I am deruggerd to find out the pain pills make you skip meals.
I was so happy when you said you trusted this new doctor so I pray he never disappoints you and instead he does everything in his power to get you the costly biological medical medication and everything else you need to combat your disease. You know we always think of you with great fondness and hope for a pain-free future.
Hugs, Luca
Dangblastit Helle, on top of all the rest of the pain I am deruggerd to find out the pain pills make you skip meals.
I was so happy when you said you trusted this new doctor so I pray he never disappoints you and instead he does everything in his power to get you the costly biological medical medication and everything else you need to combat your disease. You know we always think of you with great fondness and hope for a pain-free future.
Hugs, Luca
Averin wrote: "Ummm, can I be under champ recruiter?"
Trying to sound irritated when I say Sure my friend! You can be under anything you want! Gee, we never had a recruiter before. That would be exciting if you boosted membership. Seeing that you would be the only recruiter you would have be the the Over champ recruiter :-)
Trying to sound irritated when I say Sure my friend! You can be under anything you want! Gee, we never had a recruiter before. That would be exciting if you boosted membership. Seeing that you would be the only recruiter you would have be the the Over champ recruiter :-)
Sarah wrote: "Averin wrote: "Sarah wrote: "Wendy wrote: "Sarah wrote: "Thou beslubbering swag-bellied haggard!by Will Shakespeare, also known as Christopher Marlowe
Why can I not make up words as cool as b..."
There are three translations but the one on Gutenberg[!} is supposed to be the best. He was a murderer, a schemer, a liar, a sculptor, a poet, a musician, an assassin, a soldier, a goldsmith and silversmith. He consorted with Medicis, kings, HRE, popes, prostitutes, from France to Poland, he was there.
God, so annoyed to be recruited by Averin and then be so tiresomely messaged by Lucas, instructing me to plug my book in yet another place. As if I don't have other things to do...(and now worrying someone will search my name, end up at this post, and not know that I am really grateful.)Anyway guys, here it is. My first one and I hope that some of you guys will follow me and read my future stuff. I am going to write in all kinds of genres and points of view, so you never know what I might do next.
This first one, as this is the place to complain, is about those infuriating, intolerant religious people. TJ isn't ready for the end of the world. He is trying to get through high school, working on his writing career, and trying to figure out what to do about being in love with his best friend. Nevertheless, the evening of his 17th birthday, the rapture occurs. Not as everyone assumed it would, with people disappearing and piles of clothing left on the ground, but with only people's souls leaving and the soulless bodies remaining to punish and murder all those not in God's good graces. Now TJ and his best friend must try to survive a world that God has unfortunately started to pay attention to.
God that was annoying to have to copy from a place I previously wrote it. More annoying is that I am giving away 50 free copies on my website.logankain.com
P.S. Does the robot in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy books not seem like the perfect mascot for this group, though maybe slightly more depressed but very complainy.
"“Ghastly," continued Marvin, "it all is. Absolutely ghastly. Just don't even talk about it."
We have a new Author Member: Logan Kain (All together now group, all at once let's everyone say "Welcome Logan"~!)
Logan is Giving Away 50 Copies of of his book The Dead Will Rise First.
Click on this book cover to read the blurb:
Here is what our brand spanking and extremely manly-cute new member Logan has to say about his give away contest:
On June 30th I will give away 50 digital copies of 'The Dead Will Rise First'.
The Rules are pretty simple. All you have to do is enter your name and email and you will be entered to win. Earn three extra entries for anybody who you refer to this contest after submitting yourself. I will not store your information, though I would greatly appreciate if you would support me by liking my facebook page, my goodreads profile, or subscribing to my blog.
Good luck:)
To go to the contest follow this link to Logan Kain’s website:
http://logankain.com/?p=209
(Unfortunately for our male members he already has a husband—LL)
I whingingly cringe as I prostrate (ha!) myself at the depressingly brilliant proposition that Marvin ought to be appointed to some honorary position in our proud palace of persnickety peevishness.Oh:
I'm sure Logan will contribute numinously to the nominally numbing negativity that purportedly permeates these ponderous pages. Welcome to the who's who of whinnying whingers.
Harrumph! Welcome manly cute already taken Logan.How dare you be another great writer and give away books . Its very annoying. I'm miffed that I have to checkout your giveaway and enter. By the way I'm the only one you can criticise .... Tsk: silly rules!! So I'm going to be a suck up and creep. :)Hugs and smooches ( or girl cooties as they're known here ) ~x~
Macky.
WE HATE TO SAY THIS (ALL TOGETHER IN A SING SONG VOICE) WELCOME LOGAN~~~~<-smiling->
Lucas wrote: "Averin wrote: "Ummm, can I be under champ recruiter?"Trying to sound irritated when I say Sure my friend! You can be under anything you want! Gee, we never had a recruiter before. That would be e..."
Perturbed that I am four for six: Elorie, Eric, Wendy, and Logan. Distressingly, some people seem intimidated by this group.
Sarah wrote: "Wendy wrote: "Sarah wrote: "Thou beslubbering swag-bellied haggard!by Will Shakespeare, also known as Christopher Marlowe
Why can I not make up words as cool as beslubbering?
Why does the w..."
I am most amazingly fluffled by the attempt to use a new browser which I accidentally installed an "auto-refresher" in, not realizing the consequences were that it would take away what I was writing, before I could even use Lucas' trick of copying what I was writing, because I wasn't going anywhere. And while I am railing against computers, what the #&^%&^ is going on with my mail (MAIL, not MALE) program? I've got it to the point where it will receive but not send, so it's being very greedy in it's attentions. Snarky little thing.
For Sarah, who was I reluctantly returning a response, a quite good one, at that, much better than this one. I don't even remember it, only it had something to do with Baconbits at the beginning. I did ask if Marlowe's ride on the peppercorn was on a whole one or a ground one, and if this had anything to do with Averin's timely mention of a salt cellar. Also, if his escape to Padua was before or after "A Midsummer Night's Dream," because he may have run into some fae who could have shrunk him down to the proper size to perspectively relate to a peppercorn. I think Sarah needs to get to the Bottom of this.
Equally important, I think she needs to be armed with a bottle of bacon Torani syrup, because when you go off to do research, you never know what will happen.
Averin wrote: "Sarah wrote: "Averin wrote: "Sarah wrote: "Wendy wrote: "Sarah wrote: "Thou beslubbering swag-bellied haggard!by Will Shakespeare, also known as Christopher Marlowe
Why can I not make up word..."
I think this is an excellent reason to petition the government why we need more education. How can we properly be educated as Neo-Renaissance people when we aren't given the opportunity. (Pushing the fact into the corner that we can't learn everything like they could because there's simply too much to know now unless you're a savant or prodigy, of which I'm neither.) I can only claim to be a murderer, schemer, and assassin, dagnabit.
Hugs and kisses.
Logan wrote: Does the robot in the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy books not seem like the perfect mascot for this group, though maybe slightly more depressed but very complainy.
"“Ghastly," continued Marvin, "it all is. Absolutely ghastly. Just don't even talk about it.
Goesta wrote: "I whingingly cringe as I prostrate (ha!) myself at the depressingly brilliant proposition that Marvin ought to be appointed to some honorary position in our proud palace of persnickety peevishness...."
Wendy wrote: "Sarah wrote: "Wendy wrote: "Sarah wrote: "Thou beslubbering swag-bellied haggard!by Will Shakespeare, also known as Christopher Marlowe
Why can I not make up words as cool as beslubbering?
..."
Bacon syrup- did you spend your Saturday out in the sun at a farmers' market, feeding bleu cheese to snakes and stuffing animal fetishes into glass hearts?
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Oh yeah, that's really going to make the neighbourhood safe. Brilliant. But brings home why there are so many fundamentalist religious nuts in..."
Unless one has actually slogged through the Federalist and Anti-Federalist papers and related, one wouldn't realize that only 1% or so would have made the cut with the founding fathers as far as basic citizenship (not even counting race or gender, just class, the Yeoman Farmer). Certainly they would be appalled at the ease in which one can obtain weapons with the damage capability we have today.