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Feb 21, 2013 09:53AM

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Shannon wrote: "I'm annoyed that as Lucas' friend I can't enter to win a copy of Roger's book so I may have to give Lucas up even after the smooches.
Also annoyed that I don't get to go to Rome for 5 days. What a..."
Shannon wrote: "I'm annoyed that as Lucas' friend I can't enter to win a copy of Roger's book so I may have to give Lucas up even after the smooches.
Also annoyed that I don't get to go to Rome for 5 days. What a..."
Well what warped view you have twisted on this. Our friendship isn't worth $3.99 (for 130,000+ words) of A Life Apart besides you can de-freind me then friend me again on Feb 26, And Roger and his partner only have three full days in Rome because the other two days they are flying. And he can't take off too much ime since he has to get back to writing the sequel to A Life Apart
It's a dang good thing I'm gay or I would kiss your "this"~!
Also annoyed that I don't get to go to Rome for 5 days. What a..."
Shannon wrote: "I'm annoyed that as Lucas' friend I can't enter to win a copy of Roger's book so I may have to give Lucas up even after the smooches.
Also annoyed that I don't get to go to Rome for 5 days. What a..."
Well what warped view you have twisted on this. Our friendship isn't worth $3.99 (for 130,000+ words) of A Life Apart besides you can de-freind me then friend me again on Feb 26, And Roger and his partner only have three full days in Rome because the other two days they are flying. And he can't take off too much ime since he has to get back to writing the sequel to A Life Apart
It's a dang good thing I'm gay or I would kiss your "this"~!
Aves wrote: "Oh, man! Even I didn’t think I was capable of this!
I just absolutely hate it when, at brunch, in front of perfectly respectable company, I open up the photos on my iPad, and the first picture th..."
There is an iPad app called KyCalc that looks and works like a calculator until you put in your secret number password and then it opens up and you can store and view your dirty pictures of bits and other sex stuff.
I just absolutely hate it when, at brunch, in front of perfectly respectable company, I open up the photos on my iPad, and the first picture th..."
There is an iPad app called KyCalc that looks and works like a calculator until you put in your secret number password and then it opens up and you can store and view your dirty pictures of bits and other sex stuff.

Also, I just paid out a fudging poopload of moolah for a tank of gas. That has thoroughly ruined my morning. Well, until I clicked on this thread...and now I'm completely and unhappily cheeese

Kyle wrote: "I didn't want to be "that guy" but I'm fuming because message 201 isn't a complaint. It's actually laughter which I think should be against the rules."
That's easy I can delete the message and ban the member so he can never post here again. However Jacob, who is feeling anxiety and depression for the oppression he felt, might become another teenage GLBT suicide statistic but what the hey -- you actually do want to be "that guy" so it's up to you. Just let me know it you want me to delete the comment "lol" and the delete Jacob too. Oh well that's what The Trevor Project is for as it's a LGBT Teen Suicide hotline. Anybody got the number handy?
That's easy I can delete the message and ban the member so he can never post here again. However Jacob, who is feeling anxiety and depression for the oppression he felt, might become another teenage GLBT suicide statistic but what the hey -- you actually do want to be "that guy" so it's up to you. Just let me know it you want me to delete the comment "lol" and the delete Jacob too. Oh well that's what The Trevor Project is for as it's a LGBT Teen Suicide hotline. Anybody got the number handy?


Voted anyway though. :)
Elizabetta wrote: "What an annoyance but I may have a possible solution. Could Jacob replace his 'lol' with a 'bwahaha'? Would that suffice."
No i think if Jacob wavved his hand at the message on his computer and just saying bwahaha silently to himself would be enough. Or if Kyle wants to aviod the drama of a bullied LGBT teen when I delete the message and the messenger, he can choose to not press this very serious and momentous accusation if Jacob laughing.
No i think if Jacob wavved his hand at the message on his computer and just saying bwahaha silently to himself would be enough. Or if Kyle wants to aviod the drama of a bullied LGBT teen when I delete the message and the messenger, he can choose to not press this very serious and momentous accusation if Jacob laughing.

As confusing as it sounds...take is as a complaint...am I leaving the group or not...just wondering...cause hell I can delete the

But now you have to do it twice Jacob. Fracking annoying.

Jacob wrote: "^_^
As confusing as it sounds...take is as a complaint...am I leaving the group or not...just wondering...cause hell I can delete the damned message if it bothers people that bad to laugh....lol"
No I think Kyle will be the member I will kick out of the group because he violated the fourth rule against complaining about a fellow member which is a hanging offense.
I am preparing a gallows so you can watch Kyle die twisting in the virtual wind but I want to wait before making a final decision because Kyle might have something to say about his horrible violation of the sacred rules!
Kyle, the ball is in your court now.
As confusing as it sounds...take is as a complaint...am I leaving the group or not...just wondering...cause hell I can delete the damned message if it bothers people that bad to laugh....lol"
No I think Kyle will be the member I will kick out of the group because he violated the fourth rule against complaining about a fellow member which is a hanging offense.
I am preparing a gallows so you can watch Kyle die twisting in the virtual wind but I want to wait before making a final decision because Kyle might have something to say about his horrible violation of the sacred rules!
Kyle, the ball is in your court now.

Kyle wrote: "I was just joking, would like to complain about no one getting my humor and/or me failing to be humorous."
Kyle, if you had understood we are all just kidding here and nothing in this group is for any other purpose than to have fun things would be different, However since you thought we were idiots who didn't know it was all in good in must now take action.
I have decided that your punishment will be being awarded the Complaint Department Medal of Praise which is our severest penalty. By virtue of your being a Medal of Praise award recipient we must now praise you.
We think you are wonderful for having fun here and being an active and clever participant in the group. Your noble deeds will not be soon forgotten and we bow to you for the majesty the glory of you making complaints!
You may now kiss the bride Er, that concludes this ceremony ladies and gentlemen. Today only you may give praise instead of criticism but you can only praise Kyle and Jacob for being such good sports.
Kyle, if you had understood we are all just kidding here and nothing in this group is for any other purpose than to have fun things would be different, However since you thought we were idiots who didn't know it was all in good in must now take action.
I have decided that your punishment will be being awarded the Complaint Department Medal of Praise which is our severest penalty. By virtue of your being a Medal of Praise award recipient we must now praise you.
We think you are wonderful for having fun here and being an active and clever participant in the group. Your noble deeds will not be soon forgotten and we bow to you for the majesty the glory of you making complaints!
Jacob wrote: "I hate i had to edit post 230 due to the rules which I recently just read...bwha ha...*cough cough* ha ha"
You didn't have to cross out damned. You can say damned, Preachers and priests say it all the time telling you that you will go to hell for all sorts of silly reasons. Damn, that word damn is a damn fine word.
You didn't have to cross out damned. You can say damned, Preachers and priests say it all the time telling you that you will go to hell for all sorts of silly reasons. Damn, that word damn is a damn fine word.

"I won! Neener!"
Hooray for Kyle and Jacob! YAY!

"..."
*sniff* I'm just so proud of you, Kyle. *sniff*


Oh, Kyle and Jacob, loves, so glad you could make up and play nicely in the sandbox that is the Complaint Dept. *hugs and bwahaha*


*Hi Susan, waves* er, uh, I mean *flips the bird*

I just absolutely hate it when, at brunch, in front of perfectly respectable company, I open up the photos on my iPad, and the first picture th..."
This has happened to me with my female PA at work. (Hangs head in shame).

..."
Yeah, yeah, yeah...whatever....

I'm alive. I did not fall thru the underside of the fence. Mac (you can see pictures of him on my profile) is doing pretty good now. Still has pain from his 4 arthritis locations, but is eating well and even eating his meds (5 pills, 2xs a day).
I hate that I have to put on a cheerful positive face for my staff and think of how to motivate everyone to do the best of their ability when all I want to do is scream at them for not stretching their creativity and trying to get by with minimal effort. OMG I actually wrote that.
I also hate clients who want something for nothing.
I hate that on Monday I have to fly to China for the 4th time THIS YEAR!!!!!
Why don't I feel better?

Oh, that felt good, thanks.

I KNOW! We went four different places to find replacement boots for my son the other day. Um... there's still 4 feet of snow on the ground. We are not ready for swimwear.
Hi Jerry. I mean, darn it. Jerry's here.

I hate that Jerry's having a bad few days and his staff sucks! *waves, Hi Jerry*

I hate that Jerry is having a sucky day, week, month, year..
I hate Target and their stupid bathing suits. Ugh, be for real...it's February!
I hate that my son just threw up and now my day off tomorrow will now be spent caring for my sick son instead of a free day for me. Yeah, i am selfish that way sometimes.

I hate when people "assume" that i would ever allow my son to eat at such a bigoted place.....okay fine...it was Chik Fila and they tried to poison him because his mother reads MM romance.

So, let's see, what else is there to complain about?
Work! Yes, I need the paycheck, but I hate to go to work just for the money. Sadly, my supervisor for the last year is a decent friend but an abismally bad boss. She started with the company last year, I'm having my 20th anniversary at the company this May, and yet she has yet to learn the detail of what I do every day. And she's supposed to perform my review?!?
Kids! My daughter had a baby girl this past December, I was there for her birth and first 3 weeks of life. Then I had to come back home and I miss her in the marrow of my bones...
There's a bunch of other stuff to complain about, but I'm gonna save it for later.

Sorry, Fang, for not inviting you. I assumed Lucas would have. I'm extremely annoyed that he didn't. You should complain to him, too, you know. The hide of him!

Roger wrote: "Can anyone imagine how appalling it it will be to get back on March 1 and find there are over 1,000 complaining posts to wade through (apart from Jerry in China, where complaining can get you sent ..."
I P.O.'d that you'll be ignoring the ancient architecture (not that you don't already know it like the back of your hand) to run from one WiFi hot spot to the next to see how many votes A Life Apart is getting in the M/M Romance BOM polling but you won't come here and complain about any misadventures on your travels.
Yeah and guess what book Jerry will be reading in China. Yep your most recent love and war story the historical (1884) romance novel A Life .Apart
I P.O.'d that you'll be ignoring the ancient architecture (not that you don't already know it like the back of your hand) to run from one WiFi hot spot to the next to see how many votes A Life Apart is getting in the M/M Romance BOM polling but you won't come here and complain about any misadventures on your travels.
Yeah and guess what book Jerry will be reading in China. Yep your most recent love and war story the historical (1884) romance novel A Life .Apart

You'll just complain IN and ABOUT Rome…
Zack wrote: "You'll just complain IN and ABOUT Rome… ."
I got a beef that you know several languages including Italian so that you'll be the only one who will know everything that's going on about you in Rome and I'm still unhappy that you won't take me with you unless I can fit in Roger's suitcase. Plus this will delay your artwork for your work in progress on your illustrated novel Blood and Lust
Also I am mad I have too wait so long for your next book The Boys of Fast Lane which has the wrong title listed on Goodreads since it's actually Boys of the Fast Lane. Why don't you complain about that?!?
I got a beef that you know several languages including Italian so that you'll be the only one who will know everything that's going on about you in Rome and I'm still unhappy that you won't take me with you unless I can fit in Roger's suitcase. Plus this will delay your artwork for your work in progress on your illustrated novel Blood and Lust
Also I am mad I have too wait so long for your next book The Boys of Fast Lane which has the wrong title listed on Goodreads since it's actually Boys of the Fast Lane. Why don't you complain about that?!?
Jerry wrote: "I hate that on Monday I have to fly to China for the 4th time THIS YEAR!!!!!"
Miffed :::mumble:::mumble::: that you you just got back from China a few weeks ago and think how MacGyver will miss you so soon again not to mention Tim. Yeah poor Tim; you mentioned photos of Mac in your profile but not Tim. The nerve of you!
Miffed :::mumble:::mumble::: that you you just got back from China a few weeks ago and think how MacGyver will miss you so soon again not to mention Tim. Yeah poor Tim; you mentioned photos of Mac in your profile but not Tim. The nerve of you!
Fangtasia wrote: "Well, hi everyone! Just joined. And my first complaint is precisely that I have 6 friends in this group and no one thought to invite me. The nerve!"
I'm so miffed that you didn't join sooner and if I knew you were coming I'd a baked a cake. Welcome to our bitchin' home sweet home away from home.
I'm so miffed that you didn't join sooner and if I knew you were coming I'd a baked a cake. Welcome to our bitchin' home sweet home away from home.
Monique's Musings wrote: "I hate that I am so nosy and had to come see what everyone is complaining about! *waves*"
I'm kvetching that you just saunter in here and wave and you can't think of a better complaint than grouching about yourself coming here?
Welcome to inner peace through creative negativity and come back with a proper complaint.
I'm kvetching that you just saunter in here and wave and you can't think of a better complaint than grouching about yourself coming here?
Welcome to inner peace through creative negativity and come back with a proper complaint.

I hate it Lucas, Jerry and Roger all have wonderful husbands, or husbands to-be, while I remain the Bridget Jones of the gay world.

I'm kvetching that you just saunter in here and wave and you can't think of a be..."
I hate that you use a word like Kvetching? especially when I haven't got the foggiest idea what it means! It also upsets me that this may be due to the fact that I am of an age where I am not familiar with these terms, and the need to invest in an urban dictionary to help with the translation bothers me immensely. This could be a distressing experience for all concerned, as this would enable me to understand the terminology used by my own teenagers and thus become upset by the fact they have been using less than favourable slang to describe their Mother. I mean... WTF is a MILF anyway!?!


I'm kvetching that you just saunter in here and wave and you can't..."
MILF?! Um, in reference to you or someone else. I hate that I found out what a MILF was by saying to my husband "a woman at work said she was a MILF, can I be a MILF?". After looking at me like I was crazy he said "do you know what that is honey?". To which I said, in one of my brilliant blonde moments, "no, why?". He hugged me and said "a Mom I'd Like to (bad word that can't be posted on this group).". To which my jaw dropped and I said "oh, hmmm, not sure about that one."
Oh, and I REALLY don't like the auto-type feature on my phone because it keeps putting periods where they don't belong, making me look like I don't know how to type.
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