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[Shannon]

Tj wrote: "What the heck do these people do to my toilet!!!! Every time they come it gets plugged and when they aren't here, no problems. So it has to be them!!! Ugh!!!"

What??? Ewwww! Time to go home already. :)

[Tj]

Laura wrote: "Tj wrote: "What the heck do these people do to my toilet!!!! Every time they come it gets plugged and when they aren't here, no problems. So it has to be them!!! Ugh!!!"

I hope you handed them ..."

Of course not...this is me. I am not one to confront:( I still have to figure out what to do with my hubby's week off next week while they are here. *sigh* I wonder if I'll get to be alone with him much:(

[Shannon]

Laura wrote: "Can I complain about complainers that have no real basis for complaining? Today alone I received the following complaints:

1. It's too hot in here.
2. It's too cold in here.
3. The air in here..."

What party pooper took away AJ's presents? Gosh darnit! That's just wrong! Tell them not to stare at his junk. :)

[Tj]

Oh, so not right to take away a good view!

[[deleted user]]

I want to complain but I can't because I'm laughing too hard. You guys are cracking me up especially the cracks about Aves' crack!

[Aves]

Lucas wrote: "I want to complain but I can't because I'm laughing too hard. You guys are cracking me up especially the cracks about Aves' crack!"

Oh, shut up, Lucas. Honestly, there’s just no respect for one’s elders these days. I think I should file a complaint…
*Straightens tiara, hurls feather boa and flounces off in full miff-mode*

[Shannon]

Lucas wrote: "I want to complain but I can't because I'm laughing too hard. You guys are cracking me up especially the cracks about Aves' crack!"

Crapola, did Aves show crack and I freaking missed it....AGAIN!! :( lol

[Roger]

I want to complain about all those women who complain that men always leave the toilet lid up after flushing. I always put it down. I was trained to do so. So there!

[[deleted user]]

Roger wrote: "I want to complain about all those women who complain that men always leave the toilet lid up after flushing. I always put it down. I was trained to do so. So there!"

I'm kvetching that Roger doesn't have to do that except when company is coming since there are no women living in his house.

[Tina]

Laura wrote: "Can I complain about complainers that have no real basis for complaining? Today alone I received the following complaints:

1. It's too hot in here.
2. It's too cold in here.
3. The air in here..."

I was going to say that I hate having to go to work when my back hurts like it does today. Then I read this and I am so happy to not work with a group of people! I clean (usually empty) houses so I can be growly if my back hurts and not have to listen to people bitch about minor inconveniences.

[[deleted user]]

Lucas wrote: "Roger wrote: "I want to complain about all those women who complain that men always leave the toilet lid up after flushing. I always put it down. I was trained to do so. So there!"

I'm kvetching t..."

Rogers reply to this was not phased in the form of a complaint so it was deleted.

Please remember to: criticize, find fault, kick up a fuss, object, protest, air your grievances, grumble, carp, fuss, lament, bemoan, bewail, moan, whine, carry on, groan, kvetch, remonstrate, beef, bellyache, moan and groan, grouse, gripe, grump, bleat, whinge, squawk, squeal, and raise a stink.

Thank you~!

[Zack]

Lucas wrote: "Roger wrote: "I want to complain about all those women who complain that men always leave the toilet lid up after flushing. I always put it down. I was trained to do so. So there!"

I'm kvetching t..."
Well, I don't like open lids – and I'm no woman, honest!

[[deleted user]]

Zack wrote: "Well, I don't like open lids – and I'm no woman, honest!"

Well said. "I don't like..." is a fine example of a statement in the form of a complaint.

[Tina]

It really pisses me off when my son brings home his gym bag and says "I need these washed for tomorrow." I'm like, can't you wear them dirty just once? When I was in 9th grade the gym clothes got washed like once a quarter. The school actually wants them washed AFTER EVERY WEARING!?!?!

[[deleted user]]

Tina wrote: "It really pisses me off when my son brings home his gym bag and says 'I need these washed for tomorrow.' The school actually wants them washed AFTER EVERY WEARING!?!?! "

I lament many changes that have taken places in schools recently and this is a prime example of adding work to an already overworked parent.

[Shannon]

I really hate it when I fall asleep on the couch and then wake up not even knowing what freaking day it is! Grrr.

@Tina, tell him to wash his own clothes! :) Teenage boys are supposed to stink, it's a requirement.

[Tina]

Shannon wrote: "I really hate it when I fall asleep on the couch and then wake up not even knowing what freaking day it is! Grrr.

@Tina, tell him to wash his own clothes! :) Teenage boys are supposed to stink, it..."

Shannon, that happens to me all the time! We read too much and lose touch with reality.

Believe me, he stinks plenty. I had always heard about boy-bedroom stench. The reality is so much worse than I imagined. The car ride home from lacrosse practice is like being surrounded by noxious gas. I often have to open the windows.

[Roger]

As a former teenager, I really hate it when parents sound off about their smelly kids. It's outrageous. If this goes on, I might have to found a "Kids Against the Tyranny of Parents" Goodreads group. Les Parents Terribles by Jean Somethingorother would be first on the bookshelf.

[Shannon]

Roger wrote: "As a former teenager, I really hate it when parents sound off about their smelly kids. It's outrageous. If this goes on, I might have to found a "Kids Against the Tyranny of Parents" Goodreads grou..."

I really hate it that we can't help it if boys stink! :)

[Aves]

Tina wrote: "Believe me, he stinks plenty. I had always heard about boy-bedroom stench."

One of my outstanding memories from boyhood must have been when I was around ten. I got busted. Big time.

After a whole day of playing and running around outside, getting sweaty and dirty from the tropical heat and humidity, mama called me in from the street. My brother and I knew the routine; get undressed, take a shower, sit down to dinner.

I must have taken longer than usual because mama had heard the shower running, opened the bathroom door anyway, to discover me standing wrapped in a towel, shower water running, with absolutely no intention of getting in. I must have been doing this for months.

She swooped down, ripped the towel off me, walloped my rump, shoved me hard by the shoulder and shouted, “Get in there! Now!”. Believe me, it sounds so much worse in Filipino. From that day on, there were the nightly neck checks, where mama would lift our chins, and run her hand across our neck to check for dirt. No question, mama won that round…

It seems to be a rite of passage of boyhood; avoid bathing and remain as filthy as possible, as long as possible.

[Tina]

Aves, that is so funny. I don't have to worry about my son not taking showers. He is FIFTEEN after all. Sometimes he takes three long showers a day. Business needs to be taken care of and I'm glad he's doing it in there so it doesn't stink up his room even more!

[Aves]

Tina wrote: "Business needs to be taken care of and I'm g..."

Business? What business?! *Hand to face, wide eyed, innocent facial expression intact*

[[deleted user]]

Oh drat~! How I long for
a complaint. A beef! A gripe!
A Grumble!

[Aves]

Lucas wrote: "

Oh drat~! How I long for
a complaint. A beef! A gripe!
A Grumble!

"

Okay… I’ve got one: I hate it that the hookup who opened his front door last night turned out to be fifty pounds heavier, twenty years older and yes, it got this far, three inches smaller than what stated on his online profile.

I feigned illness and left.

[Shannon]

Aves wrote: "Lucas wrote: "

Oh drat~! How I long for
a complaint. A beef! A gripe!
A Grumble!

"

Okay… I’ve got one: I hate it that the hookup who opened his front door last night turned out to be ..."

lmao, when exactly did you feign this illness. Right after the package reveal?

[Tina]

Aves wrote: "Lucas wrote: "

Oh drat~! How I long for
a complaint. A beef! A gripe!
A Grumble!

"

Okay… I’ve got one: I hate it that the hookup who opened his front door last night turned out to be ..."

Please tell me you didn't actually expect him to look like his pic?

[Tj]

Jury duty! I don't mind going but they never pick me because of my hubby. I still end up staying until the end though:(

[Kim]

Aves wrote: Okay… I’ve got one: I hate it that the hookup who opened his front door last night turned out to be fifty pounds heavier, twenty years older and yes, it got this far, three inches smaller than what stated on his online profile.

I feigned illness and left.
"

My complaint is that there is no topping this complaint. We might as well all go home now.

[[deleted user]]

Kim wrote: "My complaint is that there is no topping this complaint. We might as well all go home now. "

Grrr. I am going to beef and bellyache because after Kim said that everyone did go home. There haven't been any complaints in an hour and a half. Surely something has pissed you off in that amount of time my dear, funny and aggravated fellow members!

Speaking of members why are you folks not dragging your friends here so they can air their grievances and let off steam? We need fresh blood so please annoy your pals and when they start whining tell them to take it to the Complaint Department then take their hand and lead them here where all the great grumblers gather to gripe. Oh now I really feel like raising a stink. (Taking off my socks.)

[Shannon]

Dammit Lucas, put your socks back on! Nasty :)

I'm wondering why some people seem to leave their freaking brains at home when they get in their car. How did these people ever pass the driving test? And when I let you in, I expect a little wave, dangit!

And....
Why is it that when you go to those quicky hair cut places, they're all sitting around yet when you try to get your kid in they're all booked. What? Lazy turds!

Harrumph!

[Aves]

Shannon wrote: "lmao, when exactly did you feign this illness. Right after the package reveal? "

I gave him every possible opportunity to live up to his profile’s billing. The Big-Little Reveal at the very end was just the last straw.

[Barbie]

I work retail so, I pretty much hate it when people breath!! AND, when women come in wearing a sack on top, Sponge Bob PJ's on bottom and freakin' slippers! What?!?! It's was just to much effort to throw on a pair of sweatpants and shoes? And run a damn comb through that rats nest, bitch!!!

Ahhhhh! I feel much better now!!

[Shannon]

Aves wrote: "Shannon wrote: "lmao, when exactly did you feign this illness. Right after the package reveal? "

I gave him every possible opportunity to live up to his profile’s billing. The Big-Little Reveal a..."

Awww, Aves. I'm bummed because Aves didn't get his "big" reveal!

[Aves]

Tina wrote: "Please tell me you didn't actually expect him to look like his pic?"

Actually, up until the other night, I had been on a tear of truth in advertising, pound for pound, inch for inch. The moment I dropped my guard and decided to take a guy on face value, THIS happened.

Grrrr….some guys will give you an inch, because that’s all they’ve got.
Grrrr….*grumbling and grousing*

[Aves]

Hey, Lucas. How DO you invite people? I want to invite Jerry!

[Shannon]

Barbie wrote: "I work retail so, I pretty much hate it when people breath!! AND, when women come in wearing a sack on top, Sponge Bob PJ's on bottom and freakin' slippers! What?!?! It's was just to much effort..."

I'm whining because Barbie's making fun of my Walmart shopping attire.

[Barbie]

I figured that was how you roll, Shannon!

[Aves]

Barbie wrote: "I work retail so, I pretty much hate it when people breath!! AND, when women come in wearing a sack on top, Sponge Bob PJ's on bottom and freakin' slippers! What?!?! It's was just to much effort..."

They sound like airline passengers. Yes, I know air travel isn’t the comfortable, genteel, even enjoyable experience it used to be, but believe me, mass transit on wings can be made so much easier to endure if everyone were to dress up in fresh, clean clothes; wear shoes that will stay on their feet and not melt or trip them up should they have to get out in a hurry; remember to bring basic courtesy with them; and leave their personal grooming habits at home i.e. flossing teeth, trimming toe nails and popping zits.

Believe me, my flight attendants have come up front with some unbelievable stories. I’m glad I don’t have their job.

[Shannon]

Aves wrote: "Barbie wrote: "I work retail so, I pretty much hate it when people breath!! AND, when women come in wearing a sack on top, Sponge Bob PJ's on bottom and freakin' slippers! What?!?! It's was just..."

Ewwww!

[Kim]

Lucas wrote: "Kim wrote: "My complaint is that there is no topping this complaint. We might as well all go home now. "

Grrr. I am going to beef and bellyache because after Kim said that everyone did go home. ..."

In my defense... people don't usually listen to me. Darn my sarcastic wit. :)

[[deleted user]]

Aves wrote: "Hey, Lucas. How DO you invite people? I want to invite Jerry!"

I'm PO'd that you have so little faith in me that you think I wouldn't have invited Jerry. I did send him an invite but Jerry but didn't respond to my invite or Goodreads message. The last time I heard from him was Feb. 13th so I think he must be away on business or something.

Last thing I heard from him was that Mac gave them a scare because they couldn't find find their furry-tailed child who was lost for 20 minutes. They searched for their senior citizen canine and found him at the bottom of their property halfway thru a hole under the fence--he thinks Mac slipped and fell thru a pile of leaves hiding the hole.

The dog was shook up but not hurt but Jerry was so upset he wanted to stay in bed for a week. So either he is in bed for a week or is away or maybe he got lost and is stuck under a fence somewhere.

I'm not really PO'd at you but I was following the rules and trying to make this sound like a complaint to comply with the first rule. You know it's got to be in the form of a complaint because it is kinda like Jeopardy where your answers have to be in the form of a question only we have to put it in the form of a complaint.

[Kyle]

I hate being 151 posts late to a conversation. So I admit I skipped most (all) of them after page one.

I followed Kim here. However I was under the impression she was really a possum and feel extremely misled now. I'll totally be crying in my whole grain Cheerios this morning, because of the emotional distraught I am suffering by learning that Kim is NOT in fact, a possum.

I also hate run on sentences that never really go anywhere, and I hate that my natural inclination is to write in run on sentences, I wonder if that could be classified as a learning disorder, or maybe a sign I should learn to talk less, or say more with fewer words, any thoughts, anyone?

[Shannon]

I hate the fact that Kyle can manage to stomach whole grain Cheerios. And that we can't find Jerry.

[Kyle]

I hate that I don't know who Jerry is so I'm unable to help find him.

I also hate that this group has such strict rules. I strongly dislike that I'm not badbutt (second rule) enough to break them.

[Shannon]

I'm annoyed by the fact that even though the rules pop up every time I still managed to use the f word! :)

[Kyle]

I hate that Shannon's such a rebel and I'm still just crying in my cardboard whole grain Cheerios.

[[deleted user]]

Kyle wrote: "I hate that I don't know who Jerry is so I'm unable to help find him.

I also hate that this group has such strict rules. I strongly dislike that I'm not badbutt (second rule) enough to break them."

We have to have the second rule because if we used frigging profanity we'd have to be an adult group. Being an adult group would require us to go from an open group where anybody can just post a message to a closed group requiring applying for membership and waiting for me to get my lazy ass in gear and approve memberships.

[[deleted user]]

Shannon wrote: "I'm annoyed by the fact that even though the rules pop up every time I still managed to use the f word! :)"

I'm pissed that you use the f word because if you do we have to close the group and people would have to be 18 or older and have their age in their profile and then apply for membership which would then cause a delay waiting to be approved.

If you have messages with the f-word or any similar profanity please delete the message. I'd do it for you but that seems like a lot of work for me with my lazy ass to have to do.

[Elizabetta]

I truly dislike that we can't curse cause then we'd have to be an adult group to protect all those under-aged people who curse more often and more colorfully anyway. What's up with that?

Oh, and I hate that I'm so late to this group. I could have been whining and ranting for quite some time already, I really hate that.

[Kyle]

I hate that I have to use my fingers to type.