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[Breann]

Oh... well then... I think I need a visual, and maybe some hands on just so I really understand. All for learning purposes and vocabulary building, of course.

[Breann]

Copied from Wikipedia:

Pegging is a sexual practice in which a woman penetrates a man's anus with a strap-on dildo.

[Elizabetta]

Now I'm really p-o-ed that I didn't already know what that meant. That's what I get for preferring M/M romance.

[Barbie]

I hate that I'd love to peg my hubby but the little wus won't let me!!!!

[Elizabetta]

It really cheezes me off when people post their sunny vacation pictures of beautiful Hawaiian beaches in the middle of winter on Facebook. I would never do such a thing.

[Breann]

I'm so with you there Barbie!

[Breann]

Then would it also annoy you if I said I just got home from Disneyland? Cause I did.

[Breann]

I'm really, really annoyed with people who have zero tolerance for crying children. Kids throw fits, if you don't want to hear kids then stay home. I don't want to hear it either but that's what happens when you venture out into the world. It's a good thing the seatbelt sign was on because I had enough of this guy who would not stop talking about my kid. Yeah, she threw a fit, well she's 3 and that's what they do after a really busy weekend without a nap. Frickin' mothereffing a-hole.

I also hate it when my kid throws fits anywhere, especially in public. *headdesk*

[Aves]

Barbie wrote: "I hate that I'd love to peg my hubby but the little wus won't let me!!!!"

Eeeeeeek!!!!!! You wouldn't, would you?!?!

[Barbie]

Aves wrote: "Barbie wrote: "I hate that I'd love to peg my hubby but the little wus won't let me!!!!"

Eeeeeeek!!!!!! You wouldn't, would you?!?!"

Oh heck yes I would!!!!! He wants to put it up mine! Fair is fair!

[Breann]

LMAO! I would too! I tell my hubs the same thing, but he won't let me anywhere near his a**.

[Barbie]

Breann wrote: "LMAO! I would too! I tell my hubs the same thing, but he won't let me anywhere near his a**."

YES!! And, I wouldn't be nice about it either! It would be more like a battering ram than a peg!

[Breann]

Aahahahaa!! He just asked me what's funny, I told him we're talking about pegging and he just shook his head. My poor vanilla guy ;) I always weird him out!

[[deleted user]]

Breann wrote: "My poor vanilla guy ;) I always weird him out!"

I'm annoyed that I find that funny.

[[deleted user]]

Dammit now I'm peeved that I never googled "sex toy strap on dildo" before. Dang! They have a Glow-in-the-Dark Harness W/Dong.

[Kendra]

Pegging? Hmm, that would be an interesting convo with my hubby :-).

You know what I hate? When I buy a book cause it looks good and I like the premise, get like 40% into it and it's pretty good right? Story is interesting, I like the MC's and supporting characters. Then BOOM! It's like a stick of dynamite went off in it and I get disoriented and can't seem to figure WTF is going on. But it's like a train wreck that you can't look away from so I skip ahead a little, hoping to see some ray of hope but even all the way at the stupid end it STILL isn't redeemable. So not only did I waste 5 bucks and an hour of quiet mommy bath time, but now I need to find something to read that is going to help take away my mad. GRRRR!

[Breann]

Kendra wrote: "So not only did I waste 5 bucks and an hour of quiet mommy bath time"

I'm really annoyed for you that you wasted mommy alone time.

[Breann]

I am super annoyed that this big yellow effing box keeps popping up every time I post. I've been using the app so I'm just now seeing it. Annoying. Really.

[Kendra]

Breann wrote: "Kendra wrote: "So not only did I waste 5 bucks and an hour of quiet mommy bath time"

I'm really annoyed for you that you wasted mommy alone time."

That's what annoyed me the most too!!

Oh, and that yellow box, if I could throw a stick of dynamite at it, it would go BOOM! too.

[[deleted user]]

Breann wrote: "I am super annoyed that this big yellow effing box keeps popping up every time I post. I've been using the app so I'm just now seeing it. Annoying. Really."

Kendra wrote: "Oh, and that yellow box, if I could throw a stick of dynamite at it, it would go BOOM! too."

I am resentful that you felt you had to invoke the 5th rule. (The 5th rule is that you may feel free to complain about the rules and the fact that they annoyingly show up every time you post a comment.)

And yet since everyone keeps saying 'annoyed' they obviously haven't noticed how helpful the 1st rule is with adding some variations to your complaints.

[Kendra]

Lucas wrote: "Breann wrote: "I am super annoyed that this big yellow effing box keeps popping up every time I post. I've been using the app so I'm just now seeing it. Annoying. Really."

Kendra wrote: "Oh, and t..."

Just exercising my Complaint thread rights like a good little poster. And since you reminded me of the first rule, I am going to say that the book miffed me so much that I stomped off in a huff after what was supposed to be a relaxing, freakin' bath!!

Awesome, I feel better now.

Hmmm, but after reviewing the rules I have realized that even though I was in AP English for 2 years and graduated from a pretty good University, I have no idea what a preposition is. How irritating is that?

[Breann]

Lucas wrote: "I am resentful that you felt you had to invoke the 5th rule. (The 5th rule is that you may feel free to complain about the rules and the fact that they annoyingly show up every time you post a comment.)"

I'm a little peeved that I can't say thank you for restating the rules. I hadn't noticed them so a reminder was nice. ;)

Didya see? Didya? I said peeved!

[[deleted user]]

Kendra wrote: "Hmmm, but after reviewing the rules I have realized that even though I was in AP English for 2 years and graduated from a pretty good University, I have no idea what a preposition is."

I am unpleased to have to state it is rather simple. A preposition can be defined as a function word that combines with a noun or pronoun or noun phrase to form a prepositional phrase that can have an adverbial or adjectival relation to some other word. a word governing, and usually preceding, a noun or pronoun and expressing a relation to another word or element in the clause usually before a pronoun, noun or its equivalent to express position, movement, circumstance, etc relative to or affecting it. (linguistics) the placing of one linguistic element before another (as placing a modifier before the word it modifies in a sentence or placing an affix before the base to which it is attached)

[Kendra]

Lucas wrote: "Kendra wrote: "Hmmm, but after reviewing the rules I have realized that even though I was in AP English for 2 years and graduated from a pretty good University, I have no idea what a preposition is..."

I am upset that reading your definition makes me feel like I should go back to high school. I really need to get a refresher course because I have two kids in elementary school and I should probably know what the heck I am talking about.

I kid you not, my AP English teacher had to take a week to teach us how to break down a sentence into nouns, pronouns, prepsitions, etc. because we were one of the first years in school that they tried to teach the "whole language" instead teaching us how to properly construct a sentence. She was very P.O.'d. It was sad.

[[deleted user]]

Kendra wrote: "...my AP English teacher had to take a week to teach us how to break down a sentence into nouns, pronouns, prepsitions, etc."

Hey, I'm just a dumb jock. If you are interested in learning something really important ask me about sports.

[Macky]

Lucas wrote: "Kendra wrote: "Hmmm, but after reviewing the rules I have realized that even though I was in AP English for 2 years and graduated from a pretty good University, I have no idea what a preposition is..."

Blah blah blah! 1'm nettled and chagrined as well as in a huff that Lucas says he is just a dumb sports jock

but then he comes out with a very proffesor like explanation for the word preposition!

[Ije the Devourer of Books]

Lucas wrote: "Kendra wrote: "Hmmm, but after reviewing the rules I have realized that even though I was in AP English for 2 years and graduated from a pretty good University, I have no idea what a preposition is..."

I have to complain that after reading Lucas's explanation I still dont know what a preposition is. I need the version for idiots. Plus it is Monday morning and someone has spilt coffee on my main desk. I hate hot desking and I hate colleagues that leave mess for others to clear up!!!

[Macky]

Ijeoma wrote: "Lucas wrote: "Kendra wrote: "Hmmm, but after reviewing the rules I have realized that even though I was in AP English for 2 years and graduated from a pretty good University, I have no idea what a ..."



I dont know why I just hate Mondays...

[Kim]

This:
Lucas wrote: I am unpleased to have to state it is rather simple. A preposition can be defined as a function word that combines with a noun or pronoun or noun phrase to form a prepositional phrase that can have an adverbial or adjectival relation to some other word. a word governing, and usually preceding, a noun or pronoun and expressing a relation to another word or element in the clause usually before a pronoun, noun or its equivalent to express position, movement, circumstance, etc relative to or affecting it. (linguistics) the placing of one linguistic element before another (as placing a modifier before the word it modifies in a sentence or placing an affix before the base to which it is attached)
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makes me want to punch someone in the neck (doesn't have to be Lucas, though that would be most satisfying, but really, any neck would do). Because it hurts my head. And I actually know what a preposition is.

I am super bummed that I slept through most of the complaints over the last few days.

[Fangtasia]

My vexation with my hubby's absolute refusal to let me anywhere near his rear end has waned with the years. I would hope he'd know what he's missing, given my unfailing enthusiasm for him to visit my rear end as often as possible.

But no, he's got to be the typical, hispanic macho man and declare his butt "untouchable." I would love to have a chance to show him the endless pleasure possibilities of having a prostate, but alas! No dice. Meh. His loss.

[Aves]

I'm irritated that sitting in this beautiful, tropical-Tommy-Bahama-themed hotel restaurant, having breakfast, simply reminds me of Jerry, and the dread he must be experiencing right now, at the prospect of enduring in a few hours, yet another fourteen-hour marathon ordeal flight to mainland China. Travel safely, Jerry, and get back soon.

[Aves]

I'm also pretty steamed up that I had to delay my posting on here this morning because I got suckered into a war of words with another poster on youtube about Michelle Obama presenting an Oscar last night. I should know better than to respond to the invective hurled against me, "leftist ignoraums".

*Feverishly trying to post another comment on youtube and becoming increasingly frustrated because the message, "Error. Please try again." keeps popping up.*

Grrrrrrr.............

[Macky]

Aves wrote: "I'm irritated that sitting in this beautiful, tropical-Tommy-Bahama-themed hotel restaurant, having breakfast, simply reminds me of Jerry, and the dread he must be experiencing right now, at the pr..."

I'm really miffed because that's a really nice thing for Aves to say about Jerry and his long flight. You shouldn't be so nice Aves, its very annoying.

[Aves]

Fangtasia wrote: "My vexation with my hubby's absolute refusal to let me anywhere near his rear end has waned with the years. I would hope he'd know what he's missing, given my unfailing enthusiasm for him to visit ..."

Um, Fang'?... suggest rimming him. Surely, once he gets a taste of that, he'll buckle at the knees and want more. Worked for me, both ways.

[Macky]

Aves wrote: "Fangtasia wrote: "My vexation with my hubby's absolute refusal to let me anywhere near his rear end has waned with the years. I would hope he'd know what he's missing, given my unfailing enthusiasm..."

Aves.... And you look so innocent in your official airport uniform standing at the side of that huge, thrusting engined, plane on your piccy. what would the passengers think? Rimming indeed! Wash something out with soap!!

[Fangtasia]

Aves wrote: "Um, Fang', suggest rimming him. Surely, once he gets a taste of that, he'll buckle at the knees and want more. Worked for me, both ways..."

Aww, sweetie, thanks for the suggestion. But I am sad and aggrieved to report that way back when, almost 21 years ago, when we took our very first shower together, he told me in no uncertain terms that I was NEVER to go near his behind, other than to maybe squeeze or lightly swat a butt cheek. The closest I've been able to get is his perineum, massaging it during fellatio, which he's learned to enjoy. But if my fingers or mouth ever stray closer to his "back door", he'll immediately stop anything and everything that is going on.

Stubborn, maddening man!

True story.

[Tj]

I'm miffed for Fangtasia. My Hispanic hubby allows some play with his "back door". He should be more accommodating.

[Aves]

Macky wrote: "Aves wrote: "Fangtasia wrote: "My vexation with my hubby's absolute refusal to let me anywhere near his rear end has waned with the years. I would hope he'd know what he's missing, given my unfaili..."


Hahaha!!! Macky, my passengers remain blissfully unaware. First, they rarely see me, and second, when I do address them over the public address system, I put on my best, starched, stiff-upper lip, faux-Oxford, faux-BBC, British boarding school accent. Fools them every time, and they're none the wiser.

Captain? Rimming? Pray child, where would you take such a notion?!
Hmmphhh....

[Macky]

Aves wrote: "Macky wrote: "Aves wrote: "Fangtasia wrote: "My vexation with my hubby's absolute refusal to let me anywhere near his rear end has waned with the years. I would hope he'd know what he's missing, gi..."

Aves, I'll never be able to look at the Captain of a plane in the same way ever again and if that said Captain has a posh accent I'll just have naughty pictures in my head and a very squirmy flight. In fact I'll probably demand a visit to the cockpit ( what's that all about anyway.. Who came up with COCKpit) to make sure no rimming is going on during my flight when the crew should be concentrating solely on flying the damn plane! Safety first, hot man sex later. Thank you very much.

[Macky]

Shannon wrote: "I'm brimming with annoyances this morning!
First, I'm annoyed that after all this pegging talk I went to buy a toy for said pegging and couldn't find a strapless vibrating one that rated high enoug..."

Shannon, thats appalling.. I don't mean not telling your hubby.. I mean being unable to find the pegging toy of your choice. What are sex shops playing at nowadays, they obviously don't keep up with the kids of today and their newfangled kinky play.

By the way, Nice one with the ipad threat. ( in an annoying way of course)

[Aves]

Shannon wrote: "if she feels so queasy she can't go to school she will not be allowed to play on her ipad"

Good one, Shannon.
I just hated it that growing up, I never seemed to be able to put one over my mum.

- Mama, I'm here at Ian's house, playing. (Lying through my teeth of course because I was really somewhere else, somewhere I really, really wasn't supposed to be).

- Oh, uh-huh? Put Mrs. Gerard on the phone and let me have a word with her. (Gulp!).

[Kendra]

I am PO'd, angry, miffed, cheesed off, upset, angry, annoyed and ALL of those other words that are stated in rule one that my $1200 laptop that my husband had to get ("it's an awesome gaming computer that can also be used for the finances and as the family computer") is NOT WORKING because of a virus that we got from a MATH website that was supposed to help my daughter in a fun way. The dang thing isn't even a year old!!! And I have bills to pay and I want music to get me in the house cleaning mood and my phone, while very nice and useful, doesn't give me access to the thing I need....FROM THE COMPUTER!!!!

[Breann]

I'm irritated that my hubby doesn't believe me when I tell him he would like some back door action! If I came home with a toy like that Shannon, he would be running out the door. Hmph.

[Breann]

Good idea with the iPad Shannon! My mom was oblivious. She thought I was an angel, which I am, of course.

[Ije the Devourer of Books]

Aves wrote: "I'm irritated that sitting in this beautiful, tropical-Tommy-Bahama-themed hotel restaurant, having breakfast, simply reminds me of Jerry, and the dread he must be experiencing right now, at the pr..."

I am also irritated that Aves is sitting in a beautiful, tropical-Tommy-Bahama-themed hotel restaurant, having breakfast. I share your pain.

[Ije the Devourer of Books]

I am hugely entertained (oops). I wish to complain (wink wink) about the number of ladies attempting wholesome and various activities with their husbands: rimming, pegging, backdoor play etc.

Keep it coming ladies. The next time people complain that same sex marriage undermines hetero marriage, I will surely have enough examples to show that the opposite is true :)

[[deleted user]]

Aves wrote: "I'm irritated that sitting in this beautiful, tropical-Tommy-Bahama-themed hotel restaurant, having breakfast, simply reminds me of Jerry, and the dread he must be experiencing right now, at the pr..."

I am perturbed that all I can say is ditto. Hang in there Jerry. Love the new photos added on your profile page.

[Breann]

Oh yes, I think my husband celebrated the day I started reading "loin warmers" as he likes to call them.

[Kendra]

Breann wrote: "Oh yes, I think my husband celebrated the day I started reading "loin warmers" as he likes to call them."

Yeah, my husband definitely liked when I decided to start reading my "dirty books" as he likes to call them with a grin.

And the idea that same sex marriage is going to undermine het marriage is beyond idiotic. Just recently my MIL tried, not in a mean way, to tell my daughter and son that same sex marriage wasn't what God wanted. I was like "oh, no, no, no, no. That is not what we are teaching the kids because we don't KNOW what God wants, other than to love others and respect differences." But since I am the man-eating wh*** from SoCal that corrupted her sweet, innocent Midwest baby boy in college she shouldn't have expected anything different. Since I actually DID corrupt him in college, I will gladly go toe-to-toe if needed.

[Elizabetta]

Sooo annoyed that you had to put up with that Kendra. The DOMA fracking sets my teeth on edge it gets my hackles and YES, my cankles up like nothing else. Luckily my kids know it's hogwash to assume that opposite sex marriage needs defending -- it's not going anywhere for f#@k's sake -- it's about everyone having the same rights. I'm going go read for a bit and try to cool off.