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I hate one stuffy nostril

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message 1: by Lori (new)

Lori (tnbbc) I hate one stuffy nostril that suddenly decides to move its stuffiness to my other nostril.

I finally get used to breathing out of the left nostril, and the sonufabitch starts to shut down as the right one begins to open the floodgates.

What the Fuck!
Why does it feel the need to randomly change nostrils like that? Does it do this just to upset me? Does it think its funny to run all the stuffiness around and around like that? Does it puff itself up in all its stuffiness and laugh at the aggrivation it is causing me?

Damn you stuffy nostrils!


message 2: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5731 comments I guess one stuffy nostril is better than two stuffy nostrils? My husband is snoring away on the couch right now. I wonder if that's due to stuffy nostrils.


Servius  Heiner Have you recently quit smoking? I have always been able to breath freely from both of my god given nostrils, until I quit smoking that is, now I feel as though there are a bunch of hateful little nymphs playing about in there blocking off my much needed air supply, can hardly breath from either.


message 4: by Lori (new)

Lori Gretchen wrote: "My husband is snoring away on the couch right now. I wonder if that's due to stuffy nostrils."

heh, sounds just like my husband. Conking out on the couch. But his snoring is not from stuffy nostrils.

Nick, give it time. Your body is clearing out all the junk. Takes 3 months.





Servius  Heiner well that is dumb... I will invent a smoker lung sinus cleaner-outer thingy. I have spoken


message 6: by Tom (new)

Tom Foolery (tomfoolery) You can invent the lung one. There's already a sinus thing called a Netti pot.


Servius  Heiner netti pot?


Servius  Heiner Ok all you had to say is it is some hippie stuff. But since you were elusive I had to go and check it out; now I am upset.


Servius  Heiner I'll pass thank you much; maybe some vicks.


Servius  Heiner I'm just thinking about when I swim and water goes in my nose... ugh,I'll try vicks.


message 11: by Lori (new)

Lori (tnbbc) Nope, never a smoker. Just a sicker. Sicker= always gets sick. if there is a germ flying around in the air, you can bet on me catching it.

And it nestles itself right into my nostril....


message 12: by Kasia (new)

Kasia Just like this, huh?




message 13: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5731 comments Neti Pot! WOOO HOO!


Servius  Heiner Hmmm I don't know, Lori, 33 is a pretty young age to become frail and sickly; eat some veggies for eff'n sake.


Servius  Heiner And Gretchen forget the netti pot, just wrong.


message 16: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5731 comments Don't knock it til you've tried it. It doesn't actually feel like when you get water up your nose at the pool. It's not PLEASANT by any means but it sure does feel good afterwards when you can actually breathe again and your sinus headache goes away.


message 17: by smetchie (last edited Mar 22, 2009 12:08PM) (new)

smetchie | 5731 comments EW. I just remembered that someone told a girlfriend of mine "don't knock it til you've tried it" about anal. So if you feel about the neti pot the way she feels about anal, never mind. Go ahead and knock it. Actually, now that I think of it, according to "Zach and Miri Make a Porno" anal is to constipation what the neti pot is to stuffyness, right? I'm not sure I'm feeling so great about my neti pot anymore......



message 18: by Servius Heiner (last edited Mar 22, 2009 02:24PM) (new)

Servius  Heiner yes... I will continue to knock it.


Anal is something that should be maintained only as a means for cruel and unusual punishment for child molesters.


message 19: by smetchie (new)

smetchie | 5731 comments Thank you Bunny. Thank you.


message 20: by Lori (new)

Lori (tnbbc) sniff sniff

sniff

Fuck it.

snifffffffff

I cant breathe out of my fucking nose anymore.
I hate being sick. Really.
I hate having such a shitty immune system.
I suck.



Jiaka1981 Winfield get some Afrin, it's horribly addictive but you'll never have another stuffy nose. i've been on it for three years now. I'm down to just nights though, trying to kick the habit.


message 22: by Lori (new)

Lori (tnbbc) Oooohh no. I was once "intervened" with that shit! I had an addiction, Three bottles in a row for one cold. It was horrible. Like crack!

I do use it sparingly... Im a big fat baby when I cant breathe through my nose. I use the super duper strong one, no drip pump action.... ha ha!

I actually got quite sick this week and am just begining to feel better.


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