This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
I hate that I have to go and pick up Montambo!
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Mar 25, 2009 12:23PM
Yes, you did go in a gay bar. With a stripper, even!
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Was the stripper wearing just socks?
I think he was wearing socks and underwear. He was on the bar, so I imagine that it's considered unsanitary to be sockless. To tell you the truth, I didn't look at him that much because strippers make me uncomfortable (gay/straight/male/female/combo). And also because it was the fourth bar of the night and I was kinda out of it.
So you answered my question! I was wondering earlier why the strippers I saw dancing on a bar were wearing just socks. I didn't know if it helped their dance moves, kept them from having a slip-and-fall or what. Though I find it hard to believe that you'd be worried about foot germs near your drink if you don't mind sweaty cockandballs passing repeatedly over top of it.
No, and there's no guarantee that the socks are sanitary, either. I think that bare feet (especially men's feet) might gross certain people out a little, though. Nick, for instance, would totally leave that gay bar after seeing those bare feet on the male stripper. Deal breaker.
Here's where we went: The Cock!
It's funny that there's a sign that says "Watch Your Wallets" on the bar because my friend Jessica's wallet and iphone got stolen when we were there!
It's funny that there's a sign that says "Watch Your Wallets" on the bar because my friend Jessica's wallet and iphone got stolen when we were there!
Gretchen wrote: "Though I find it hard to believe that you'd be worried about foot germs near your drink if you don't mind sweaty cockandballs passing repeatedly over top of it. "Made me giggle. Thanks Gretchen.
Here are some pics from the trip (none from The Cock, unfortunately):
Alfonso with my new MOMA sky umbrella!
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Me with pumpernickel bagel! Oh god. Mmmmm...
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Central Park.
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Me at museum facing my cat fears (none of Alfonso with frogs, unfortunately).
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Alfonso with giant whale.
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Me with cute snail in subway.
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Alfonso making leche asada (special edition).
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OMG. Mangu.
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I have more, but that just took me like twenty minutes. I hope they show up.
Alfonso with my new MOMA sky umbrella!
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Me with pumpernickel bagel! Oh god. Mmmmm...
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Central Park.
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Me at museum facing my cat fears (none of Alfonso with frogs, unfortunately).
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Alfonso with giant whale.
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Me with cute snail in subway.
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Alfonso making leche asada (special edition).
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OMG. Mangu.
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I have more, but that just took me like twenty minutes. I hope they show up.
They did show up, seems like you were having great time. And there's the Photos tab in each group now (above the poll tab) - you can post it all there. Much easier. Saves having to load images onto some other side and then linking it all via html.
Oh, wow, seems like Alfonso is much taller than you.
He is one foot taller.
I didn't know about the photos tab! Awesome!
I didn't know about the photos tab! Awesome!
Oh, I hate that. One foot taller, how dare you Alfonso! I want some of those inches! Because now, pretty much everybody (well ok, some particularly small kids excluded) is taller than me. Oh, how I hate them all.
I'm sure Alfonso would be delighted to give you a few inches....
My prom date turned out to be gay. i won that bet. He was one of the guys in our group, really cute but never had a girlfriend. he would just take one of us girls to the school dances, he was in drama. I called it, but everyone else was like "No, he's mormon". Nope. My daughters father is gay too. Another friend, Maybe it's me?
Goddammit Kasia do you always have to be so fucking helpful!?!?! Why do you know everything? :):)Sarah's a moderator and a GR librarian. How did you know about adding photos when she didn't??
It's new, Gretchen. You can add extra pictures to your profile, too, now. I saw that when I got back from NY, but I didn't know about the group photos.
Kasia is a total smartypants, though.
Finally, Alfonso is tall, but I'm also short. 5'3".
Kasia is a total smartypants, though.
Finally, Alfonso is tall, but I'm also short. 5'3".
Well I can't figure out how to do it. Typical.
I just added one. You do it the same way you add a profile picture.
Speaking of profile pictures, Gretchen and Kasia, I like to at least once pressure people to put their real pictures up. It didn't work on Bunny and Seth, but Nick and Tom did, so it's worth trying. My first poll* was "Should Nick show a picture of his real self?"
*THC nostalgia is nerdy.
Speaking of profile pictures, Gretchen and Kasia, I like to at least once pressure people to put their real pictures up. It didn't work on Bunny and Seth, but Nick and Tom did, so it's worth trying. My first poll* was "Should Nick show a picture of his real self?"
*THC nostalgia is nerdy.
Was that supposed to be the pressure there or is it coming soon? Should I brace for it?
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! Until then I'm going to picture you wearing a muu-muu topped by a huge double chin covered with moles and skin tags.
Actually, I picture you looking like Julia Stiles, but I'm no good at this pressure thing.
Actually, I picture you looking like Julia Stiles, but I'm no good at this pressure thing.
hahahaa. that was hilarious. DAMN that you picture me looking like julia stiles. I was going to force you to tell me what you think i look like since I LOOOOOOOOVE when you describe people, Sarah.
Yeah, if you had an avatar that wasn't of a person, I would have made up an image in my head. Alas.
I did NOT give in to pressure and post a picture of myself.
Oh yeah. That was your girlfriend.
I'm going to go get a picture of you and post it right now!
I'm going to go get a picture of you and post it right now!
I am not a cat person, but that cat is so cute, Tom. CUTE!
Ok so to at least make it a little bit fun for me, Sarah, guess which person in my new avatar is actually me and it's not the one you can't see.
So does Marie owe Alfonso $50 and why?
You'd better not be the one with her face covered.
I'm guessing that you're the one in the back on the right with the pretty hair and the great fashion sense. EDIT: never mind. No wedding ring. Hold on.
I'm guessing that you're the one in the back on the right with the pretty hair and the great fashion sense. EDIT: never mind. No wedding ring. Hold on.
The trouble-making-est ones look like the gal in the black with the veil and the boa/scarf.And the one in the pink shirt blocking her friend's face from the pic.
Hurry up and tell us, so I can leave, though. ;)
Are you the hot one, Gretchen?
About the $50: I was wearing a dress that I had bought with Marie and I was SURE was too short and she was CERTAIN that it wasn't. So she told him to tell me that my dress was too short and then pause to make me uncomfortable and then say that it was from Marie (so, in short, she was being a brat ;). He didn't really pull it off, but then he bought her kids t-shirts (I heart NY for Lily and an Ozzy shirt for Henry), so I'd say they're even.
Okay, I'll guess that you're the one in the center with the black shirt and the Julia Stilesish bang swoop.
Grrr, ok my next choice is the girl next to pink shirt lady and behind leopard print woman.
I wish I was that photogenic bitch! She takes the best pictures and also has the very best pair of tits I've ever seen on a non-famous person. No. I'm in the front row, white shirt, big toothy grin.
Cute! No muu-muu or skin tags, though. Kinda disappointing.
You're adorable (and skinny which makes me hate you) and look 26, not 36!I love Gretchen!
Now I'm really leaving. Really. This has all been too much.
awww. thanks! (probably just beer goggles Amanda.)
Yay, that was fun. Now it's Seth and Bunny's turn.
