Best. First. Line. Ever.

[Matthew]

"As I raised the bolt-gun to its head the cow said: 'Won't you at least Turing test me, Graham'"

[Alison]

'Someone was looking at me, a disturbing sensation if your dead,'

[Victoria]

I have to agree when I heard the first line initially I was rubbing my hands together expecting a sci-fi consciousness animal rollercoaster combining I, Robot with Flowers for Algernon with Tarka the Otter. In that sense I didn't get what I expected... which is annoying.