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Logan
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Dec 14, 2017 07:16AM
Isn't all news fake news if you refuse to believe it?
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Like the "news" that the earth is round, or that gravity is more than just a good idea, but a law?
Are you trying to say that the world is flat?
Can you prove that there isn't an invisible pink unicorn hiding in my garage?
Doesn't everybody order their invisible pink unicorns from Amazon?
Would that explain why they are more expensive on Ebay?
Didn't you know that the purported existence of Ebay is fake news?
Ha...next you will be telling us Santa is not real...He is real....isn't he?
Santa is as real as the Easter Bunny, isn't he?
You didn't read this part of Ready Player One?"I wish someone had just told me the truth right up front, as soon as I was old enough to understand it. I wish someone had just said: Here’s the deal, Wade. You’re something called a ‘human being.’ That’s a really smart kind of animal. Like every other animal on this planet, we’re descended from a single-celled organism that lived millions of years ago. This happened by a process called evolution, and you’ll learn more about it later. But trust me, that’s really how we all got here. There’s proof of it everywhere, buried in the rocks. That story you heard? About how we were all created by a super-powerful dude named God who lives up in the sky? Total bullshit. The whole God thing is actually an ancient fairy tale that people have been telling one another for thousands of years. We made it all up. Like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. Oh, and by the way … there’s no Santa Claus or Easter Bunny. Also bullshit. Sorry, kid. Deal with it."
So who brings me presents then?...and who eats all the cookies that I leave out?...who drinks the beer that is left out?...why do the reindeer always make so much mess?
Isn't it the time for egg-nog by now?
Or, is eggnog part of a grand conspiracy to convince people that choking down slimy snot-like stuff that is forced on them under the guise of a holiday, is actually something to be celebrated so that they ignore the fact that their lives have no meaning in an indifferent universe that rejoices in their angst and pain?
Isn't everything a conspiracy theory these days?
Why do you say that?...is it something I said?
Would you believe me if I said that the taste and texture is unappealing?
Why would velvety texture be unappealing?
Is it because you didn't add enough rum?
Can we turn this into the Johnny Depp Thread?
Do you like this better?
How could we not?
Can we stop Edward Scissorhands from nodding?
Does anyone else think this thread is getting too Depp and meaningful?
Deppends...too much rum?. to much nodding?...to much crazy?...or is it that I found it funny when his dogs were Depported from Australia?
Were they deported for smuggling contraband rum into the country?
Were they deported for smuggling contraband rum into the country?
No silly, don't you know that it's always the cats who smuggle?
Well now I have seen everything....how do you think the cat lost his paw?
could he have tangled with Tom one time too many?
What do you call that?....Catastrophic?...I have a magic Labrador...its a Labracadabrador...
Does anyone else have an imaginary dragon living in their head?
Didn't you get a Labracadabrador puppy to stand guard?
My Labacadabrador was standing guard but he disappeared...last time I saw him he had changed into a magicians assistant, wearing a sparkly sequined dress, being sawn in half...My dragons name is Mythicalmoofie...whats yours?
Does anyone else regard CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow as an individual and not a ficticious character in a movie?
Is it possible that the answer to that question is out of my Deppth?
Is this true?
(I did not create that image, so this meme is a thing.)
Could we perhaps move back to more shallow waters?
Any relation to Muddy Waters?
Michael wrote: "Didn't I say that?...its Gordon.."Why did you think, that this ist the right Name?
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Story of a Stolen Girl (other topics)Ready Player One (other topics)
The Illustrated Man (other topics)
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Groovy Lee (other topics)Pat Spencer (other topics)
