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[Vickie]

Vacation? What's that?

[Logan]

What kind of person doesn't know about vacation?

[Vickie]

Perhaps the kind of person that's too busy?

[Anna]

Isn't that the sort of person who most needs a vacation?

[Groovy]

Don't you need money to go on a vacation? Can anyone loan me a few bucks?

[Anna]

Is there someone out there who will buy all of Groovy's books?

[Groovy]

OMG, Anna! Do you know you just made me blush?

And if there are any historical/romance readers here, do you know that Anna's books are very good?

[Anna]

Buying all your books is so much better than making you a loan - I bet you agree?

[Groovy]

Don't you know I do?

[Anna]

Shall we shut up and let someone else get a word in?

[Tom]

When I tried to buy all of Groovy's books, why did several large racoons show up on my doorstep?

[Groovy]

Tom wrote: "When I tried to buy all of Groovy's books, why did several large racoons show up on my doorstep?"

Didn't they tell you they were my agents, Tom?

[Tom]

Was it the three-piece suits, the cigars, or the bandit masks that should have clued me in?

[Groovy]

Their "How you doin'? Capice?" didn't give it away?

[Tom]

Or was it the "You buys some some books or you buys some lead." sales approach?

[Groovy]

What other kind of sales approach is there?:) Has everyone gone back on vacation?

[Michael]

Pfft..who can afford to go on holidays?

[Groovy]

Can you at least afford a stay-cation?

[Michael]

do you think they could give me a pay-cation rise?

[Groovy]

How about if we all just ran for our lives?

[Michael]

is there a bear chasing you?

[Logan]

Has anyone looked to see what it is?

[Groovy]

Who's going to turn around and look while the rest of us run?

[Michael]

Oh dear..it the Victoria Secret models...Do you guys still want to run away?

[Tom]

Don't you see me running behind them?

[Michael]

HA...why would I be looking at you????

[Logan]

Where does the line end?

[Groovy]

Do you really want to know? It ends in the back--right?

[Logan]

Is it wrong to want to know which end goes where?

[Tom]

Isn't the entire journey of life about figuring out which end goes where?

[Groovy]

So? Has anyone figured it out yet?

[Michael]

Its away ...Isnt it?

[Tom]

I told you once, why didn't you listen?

[Mike]

What are you, my wife?

[Groovy]

Would you listen if I were?

[Anthony]

Why do you always think I don't listen?

[Mike]

Could you put down that damned ipad when you ask me that question?

[Tom]

Can't you tell the difference between a mere iPad and the technological marvel of a Microsoft Surface?

[Groovy]

Then will you listen to me if I could?

[Logan]

Why would anyone want a Surface?

[J.N.]

Would you still not want a Surface if it was free?

[Anna]

Free? Oh yes, wouldn't you?

[Tom]

If you dropped a pebble into your free surface, is there anything that you would do about the sloshing effect?

[Groovy]

Who's going to answer that?

[Michael]

Can we all get sloshed?

[Tom]

If you did or did not get sloshed, would that be a Schrodinger slosh?

[Groovy]

Although I have no idea what that is, can you pour me a glass?

[Michael]

Are you sure that's a glass??...it looks more like a vase, don't you think?

[Groovy]

Potato, patato, do you want to call the whole thing off?

[Anna]

Let's go for a change of subject - how about the weather?