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Aug 29, 2016 01:39PM
Did I call it a donut gun or a doughnut gun?
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Are we now arguing spellings? Is this not a dangerous thing to do when there's a Hobbit out there with an Uzi?
How did the Hobbit get the Uzi in the first place?
Should we call Gandalf to come and take Bilbo's Uzi away?
Is there a story about Sauron? like..was he born normal? :)
Has anyone tried to offer Bilbo money or beer to turn in his weapons?
What would you prefer in exchange for your weapons: beer or money?
Does this whole exchange have a strange ring to it?
Did Bilbo trade the ring for the Uzi?
Weapons and beer; isn't this topic turning a bit violent? Wouldn't all of you rather skip through the meadows and get high off life??(join me?:)
Did the name tip you off? Does being stuck in the 70's make you a hippy or just plain groovy? :)
Haven't you ever heard of "flower power"?
Didn't you notice my tie-dye T-shirt and hemp braided headband?
Didn't all the hippies become yuppies?
Don't you know yuppies are an extinct breed? And that the groovy ones last forever?
Was your pencil case lively, colorful, groovin' fun, and made you popular with the other kids? **grinning sheepishly**
Why would anybody think I'm giving that hobbit weapons?
Jane wrote: "Are we now arguing spellings? Is this not a dangerous thing to do when there's a Hobbit out there with an Uzi?"Does this answer your question?
Why do you think it was me gave the hairy-footed one an Uzi?
Are you saying I did? Why would I give him a gun? Isn't he dangerous enough waving a bunch of celery?
When did Bilbo get such a deadly weapon as a bunch of celery? Wasn't he dangerous enough with a donut gun?
Didn't the elephants run away with the doughnut gun?
Jane, if I clothed you in peace, love daisies, and free love, add to that all the wine you can drink, will that dissolve your gun running phase?
You see rainbows?...I see dead hobbits...
Why does everybody think I gave Bilbo a gun? Why would I? If I give him a bunch of daisies will you all stop bullying me about the gun Gandalf gave him?
Yea? No? Maybe? I don't know? Could you repeat the question?
Hasn't anybody heard that guns don't kill people, daisies kill people?
Er what? Bilbo now has a bunch of daisies, but what do you think the little swine is doing with them?
Jane, did you give Bilbo the daisies to put in front of his Uzi?
Why did I listen to you lot? Do you know what happens to hobbits if they eat daisies?
Are you really supposed to feed a hobbit after midnight anyway?
Those daisies are for me. Bilbo is the delivery man. Do you know that I am dating Legolas?
Can't you see I'm holding my glass out for someone to start pouring?
La la-la-la-la? I can name that song in 4 can you?
Eli wrote: "What kind of drink do you want?"Don't you know I'm too sober to know?
And, Robert, is that a 1 or 2 liter pour?
Who's drunk all the booze? Could it be the hairy-footed one who is currently asleep in the stable with the elephant and the mangoes?
Can you wait a few hours until it reopens? Or can we go over someone's house and continue this?
Whose house? Who has booze? Do they have beer nuts?
Is he somewhere in the world with Carmen Sandiego?
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