Real vampires don't sparkle button

[Nightshade]

Doubt anyone could what? Dress up as a Sparklepire?

[I*rule*all]

Yep. They wouldn't be Mary-Sueish enough.

[Simona--]

I think it's probably possible, but the human mind would reject the stupidity up to a point, so it'd be SO hard.

[I*rule*all]

Well, the mind is always sensible. Like when I was reading the twilight books....
STORY TIME!!!
So my whole class was all fangirly over the books, and I, desperate to get noticed (thank god i rejected that route.), read Twilight. My brain sent alerts to me:
Me: EDWARD!!!
Brain: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?! Drop the book and RUN!!!
But I ignored it. Finally, one VERY good day:
Me: *reading* 'His marble colored-' What the fuck?! You already fucking described him last page! WTF are you doing?! WTF am I doing reading this!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *flees*
And that's how I got where I am today.

[I*rule*all]

I can't remember. Maybe his chest or something.

[Simona--]

Oh, it was his entire "marble-coloured" body. And his bronze, golden, melting, smouldering, hardening, butterscotch, amber, topaz eyes (we GET IT! They're yellowish!). And who could forget his hair? Well, I want to, but SM wouldn't let me move on with the book. :|
*rolls eyes*
Anyways, I think we agree. *grumbles about Fabio and Mary-Sue*

[I*rule*all]

FUCKIN' LOL. *cracks up* They're so not lust filled and totally love each other.

Bud dum- tsh!

[I*rule*all]

I know, right?

[Randi]

First of all, I love making fun of the whole sparkle thing. It's unintentionally funny. REal men don't sparkle.

[I*rule*all]

OI! Gays don't sparkle! They got the whole thingie with the- the thingie with- *arms flail wildy* Uhhhhhh...Uhhhhhh... AAAAAAAAAH!!!
Oh, yeah!
The rainbow. They have the rainbow thingie goin' on there.

[I*rule*all]

Nnnnn! NNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! *nodding head eagerly while pointing*

[I*rule*all]

Well, good neighbors come in all flavors, amirite?

[Randi]

hey, Team Frodo shirts will be availible soon. You just have to e-mail me your addresss.

[I*rule*all]

Who's Frodo?

[I*rule*all]

.....OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Oh, yeah!!! OK!
Merry freakin' RULES!!!!

[I*rule*all]

So, what, like, 90% of the characters?

[I*rule*all]

Heehee... Damn sugar. I'll be up alllll night.