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message 1: by Annabel ♥, The Obsessive-Compulsive One (new)

Annabel ♥ (cinnamonbliss) | 3635 comments Mod
I saw this idea on another group and thought, omg this is so hilarious I just have to post it on this group.

So basically, just write the worst/most hilarious/stupidest pick-up lines ever.


message 2: by Mercy Emma (new)

Mercy Emma (mercyem) | 705 comments Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?


message 3: by Annabel ♥, The Obsessive-Compulsive One (new)

Annabel ♥ (cinnamonbliss) | 3635 comments Mod
Here are some funny/stupid ones:

Did it hurt? (did what hurt) When you fell from heaven?

Do you have a map? 'Cause I just got lost in your eyes.

I must be a snowflake, 'cause I've fallen for you!

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

Are your legs tired? (No why?) Because you've been running through my mind all night

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

Somebody better call God, because he is missing an angel

Are you a library book? Because I'd like to check you out.

I'm a thief, and I'm hre to steal your heart.

I've had such an off week but seeing you just turns me on.

Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

:P


♪♫Gloria♫♪ "Did you just fart? 'Cause your blowing me away."

"Are you from Tennesse?((How ever its spelled, cant remem. right now XD)) Because your the only Ten I See!"


message 5: by Mercy Emma (new)

Mercy Emma (mercyem) | 705 comments I'm trying to rearrange the alphabet so that U and I are together.


message 6: by Mel (new)

Mel XD XD XD These are all so fudging hilarious.


message 7: by Mel (new)

Mel Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You’ve got fine written all over you.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.

Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?

Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless.

I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.

Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.


message 8: by Renée (new)

Renée (Renee_Bookboyfriends) that last one is cute Fari!


message 9: by Marrie , The Weird One (new)

Marrie  | 4142 comments Mod
You're hot. I'm ugly. Let's make average babies. XD


message 10: by Annabel ♥, The Obsessive-Compulsive One (new)

Annabel ♥ (cinnamonbliss) | 3635 comments Mod
Hahaha!!!!!


message 11: by Mel (new)

Mel Damieka Valdez ~*Maried to Leo Valdez*~ wrote: "You're hot. I'm ugly. Let's make average babies. XD"

I like that one! XD


message 12: by Lottie (new)

Lottie Eve (LottieEve) | 149 comments ♥Anne♥ wrote: "Here are some funny/stupid ones:

Did it hurt? (did what hurt) When you fell from heaven?

Do you have a map? 'Cause I just got lost in your eyes.

I must be a snowflake, 'cause I've fallen for yo..."


I just saw a picture with the caption of the library book line xD


message 13: by Marrie , The Weird One (new)

Marrie  | 4142 comments Mod
Mel wrote: "Damieka Valdez ~*Maried to Leo Valdez*~ wrote: "You're hot. I'm ugly. Let's make average babies. XD"

I like that one! XD"


Haha! Me too. I read it in a book once I think lol


Jessica (Goldenfurpro) (Goldenfurproductions) | 638 comments Search "Daily Odd Compliment" on Google Images and you'll find a lot of these XD


message 15: by Annabel ♥, The Obsessive-Compulsive One (new)

Annabel ♥ (cinnamonbliss) | 3635 comments Mod
Omg, just searched it; some of them are really cute ;)


 Athena Ivashkova ~♥~ | 383 comments Are you from Tennesse? Because your're the only 10-I-see!


message 17: by Roxanne (new)

Roxanne (RoxanneRox) | 305 comments Urg. My stomach hurts from laughing.
I thought "Undress to impress" from Finale (Becca Fitzpatrick) was the funniest ending for a book I have ever read


message 18: by Steffi (new)

Steffi These are so funny!! XD

Your name must be Mickey because your so fine!

Boy: Is your name Google?
Girl: NO!! Why?
Boy: Because you've got everything I'm searching for.

I like your last name. Can I have it?

Kiss me if I'm wrong but dinosaurs still exist right?


message 19: by Alyssa (new)

Alyssa | 127 comments For Harry Potter fans: Are you a dementor, 'cause you take my breath away.


message 20: by Lulu (new)

Lulu Belén (luluzilla) | 11 comments I will be volunteer as tribute for you ;)


message 21: by Stephi ♥ (new)

Stephi ♥ Alyssa wrote: "For Harry Potter fans: Are you a dementor, 'cause you take my breath away."

Dementors make you cold, and want to steal your soul, but if someone wants to pick me up by using a reference to one of my most favourite things on earth, i'm fine with that. even if they are wrong!


message 22: by linda (new)

linda | 34 comments *Gloria* ~In The Clouds~ wrote: ""Did you just fart? 'Cause your blowing me away."

"Are you from Tennesse?((How ever its spelled, cant remem. right now XD)) Because your the only Ten I See!""


I laughed so hard at the first one! who would say that? XDD


♪♫Gloria♫♪ I don't know XD


message 24: by Roxanne (new)

Roxanne (RoxanneRox) | 305 comments Lol! The Mickey one was hilarious!


message 25: by Jazmine (new)

Jazmine Williams (jazydubs99) Hi, my name is *blank*, but u can call me tonight. :D


message 27: by Claire (new)

Claire | 49 comments If I told you you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

If we had a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together.

Your eyes are blue like the ocean, and I'm lost at sea.

If I looked into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?


message 28: by Jade =) (last edited Apr 27, 2013 08:34AM) (new)

Jade =) (JadeLovinBooks) | 34 comments Was your dad a baker? ‘cause you’ve got the nicest set of buns i’ve ever seen

Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Do people even use pick up lines??


message 29: by Roxanne (new)

Roxanne (RoxanneRox) | 305 comments I hope not!


message 30: by Annabel ♥, The Obsessive-Compulsive One (new)

Annabel ♥ (cinnamonbliss) | 3635 comments Mod
JustCallMeJade=) wrote:

Do people even use pick up lines??"


Lol my friend got a text from this guy who likes her that said, "Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see." So yeah, I guess they do, although its kind of rare :P


message 31: by Stephi ♥ (new)

Stephi ♥ do you have a band-aid? coz I scraped my knee falling for you!

Are you a terrorist? coz' you're da bomb!

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together! (oh don't worry, N and O are already!)

my friends and I were talking about these on camp so thanks to you guys I had a few to add to their list. these are their best ones!! THANKS!!


message 32: by Inda (new)

Inda (IndaHerwood) | 507 comments So do you believe in love at first sight, or do you want me to walk by again?


message 33: by Stephi ♥ (new)

Stephi ♥ Dauntless wrote: "So do you believe in love at first sight, or do you want me to walk by again?"

I like that one!! :D


message 34: by Inda (new)

Inda (IndaHerwood) | 507 comments I can't remember where I heard that but I thought it was funny ;)


message 35: by Arwen (new)

Arwen if i had a penny for as much times i say a girl as beautful as you i would be as poor as a church mouse


message 36: by ✽Laurenj426✽ (last edited May 10, 2013 06:54AM) (new)

✽Laurenj426✽ (Purplepandy) Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print!

On a scale of 1-10, ur a 9 and im the only 1 u need

Something's wrong with my cell phone...your number's not in it.

Are you a camera? Because you make me smile.

My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.


message 37: by Inda (new)

Inda (IndaHerwood) | 507 comments Laurenj426 those last two are absolutely disgusting! If a guy said that to me I'd put him in the hospital.


message 38: by NaKayla (new)

NaKayla My ultimate favorite is, " Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I See"


message 39: by Teresa (last edited May 19, 2013 12:23PM) (new)

Teresa | 548 comments Hey, I just noticed you looking at me across the room. I'll give you a minute to catch your breath!


message 40: by Inda (new)

Inda (IndaHerwood) | 507 comments I came up with one...well..sort of.

I don't need twitter, I'm already following you.


message 41: by ✽Laurenj426✽ (new)

✽Laurenj426✽ (Purplepandy) Dauntless wrote: "I came up with one...well..sort of.

I don't need twitter, I'm already following you."


haha i like that!


message 42: by ✽Laurenj426✽ (new)

✽Laurenj426✽ (Purplepandy) Dauntless wrote: "Laurenj426 those last two are absolutely disgusting! If a guy said that to me I'd put him in the hospital."

those are the "clean" ones


message 43: by Inda (new)

Inda (IndaHerwood) | 507 comments Thanks :) stupid I know, but I couldn't resist lol.


message 44: by Inda (new)

Inda (IndaHerwood) | 507 comments I don't mind hitting a guy between the legs if they offend me. It gets the message across pretty well...


message 45: by Teresa (new)

Teresa | 548 comments Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.


message 46: by Twizzie (new)

Twizzie (twizzlersandchill) "Are you wearing space pants? Because your butt is out of this world."


message 47: by Teresa (new)

Teresa | 548 comments “Somebody call the cops, because its got to be illegal to look that good!”


message 48: by Maven's Queen (new)

Maven's Queen  (RiseRedAsTheDawn) The latest craze of pickup lines in meh class: my love for you is like diarrhea, i cant hold it in.


Talk about disgusting and corny!


message 49: by Inda (new)

Inda (IndaHerwood) | 507 comments Eeeeeeeeewwwwww that is the most disgusting thing I have heard yet on here!!!!


message 50: by Teresa (new)

Teresa | 548 comments “There is something wrong with my cellphone, it doesn’t have your number in it!”


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