Stupidest, most Hilarious Pick Up Lines Ever!

[Evelyn]

Walk up to somebody holding a bag of limes, drop the bag and try to pick up the limes (act really clumsy about it) when they go to help you look at them and say "sorry, i'm not very good with pickup limes."

[.・。.・゜✭・Rose Moon・✫・゜・。.]

ur you a transformer? cuz ur Optimus FINE

[Clara (pseudonym)]

Feel my shirt (feels it) do you know what that is made of?
(No). Boyfriend material