UK Amazon Kindle Forum discussion
Group Games
>
Write a story using cliches
date
newest »




but who has put their tanks on my lawn?


"James, is that you?"
It was the voice of his ex-wife, now unhappily married to his arch-nemesis, Tarragon.

She started off with an hour glass figure, but now the sand has started to drain down.
Indeed where previously she was described as pert, now she's more 'underpinned'

She started off with an hour glass figure, but now the sand has started to drain down.
Indeed where previously she was described ..."
...as having clothes that fit like a glove, after the Christmas food and revelry they now fit more like a sausage skin.







The sky's the limit, and with a change of attitude it's a whole new ball game. Let the games begin...

He rubbed his eyes and pressed 'any key' to continue. The life of an indie author was not an easy one. Still, another day, another dollar.


Thinking that she's obviously after something he thought to himself, she's not going to take me to the cleaners like last time.


virtually singing from the same hymn sheet.
The more he thought about it, the easier it seemed. Any fool could stick a book on Amazon and make an absolute killing.
He still had enough friends and family to give him five star reviews. But he's write it under a pen name so his ex-wife didn't find out about it. But what name to choose?


She who laughs last, laughs longest.



One or two sentences per post, but each sentence must include a cliche.
I'll start.
If James had been stone-cold sober he would have realised he wasn't working with a level playing field. But now heads will roll, and the cherry on the top is ...