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End of the world
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Dustin the wind Crazy little brown owl, Colorful Colorado
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But all universes collide now and then...
Oh sorry for leaving you out Dustin, would you like me to make you a hand held time traveling advice I can once I'm done taking my classes from Quinn, though its starting to get confusing....Mike, Quinn started to talk backwards...think it was because of he dimension we were in?
Wait did you ay collide? Is there any way of stopping it?
Don't know, I'm talking long distance to Yoda. I'll let you know later....
Oh tell him that Luke has been pestering me again! That boy just won't take no for an answer...he has tried the Jedi mind trick on me but didn't work. I keep showing him my wedding band and still won't leave me alone. Maybe Yoda can help me out. :-/
Poor Luke, ever since he found out Leah was his sister he's been confused. maybe hook him up with E Harmony or something?
I've tried..he's as bad as Han Solo now..me thinks they should stop hanging out!
Yeah Solo was here a few months ago...Han not Napoleon. He was with some guy in a cloak.Okaaayyyy, Deep Space 9 is still approaching. This could be bad.... The Rangers are all scrambling. Don't think the patrol ships can do much about an out of control space station.
There's a Ferengi ship nearby...I think they're here to bid on repairs or buying the scrap.
Do you want me to slide in and get you out of there? I don't want I I getting rt and I guess I can get the others out too.
No...got to stay with the Rangers. We can at least help pick up the pieces. Watch out for big lizards.
I heard the lizards are quite tasty after being roasted over a fire. Yummm you'll have to send me some cooked meat.
Sure...but I'll have to watch species.
Ooo maybe you can train them too and ride them around... That would be fun. Oh hey finally got a hold of E.T. He say he would phone you soon and something about building a beam that would stop the collision?
Too late. It's now Bab-A-Space 5/9. Looks kind of funny from out here in my ship but I think they can probably adapt the two stations into one.I think Yoda just took the call from ET but I'm not sure. They're a bit hard to understand.
And Yoda keeps insisting we could move the stations with the Force...don't try, do or do not.
Oh no...you shouldn't have let Yoda taken that call. Remember when you we trying to get a hold of E.T. before? He was on the phone for HOURS with Yoda.
Yeah, and now he's
Makes sense he does not.....I mean he does not make sense. Ooo Yoda is rubbing off in me.
All right I'm going to have to go hang out with Chewie for a bit. the big fluff ball promised to take me to visit his family and friends.
Cool...I'm still listening to Yoda and ET. Who's Binks Jar Jar?
Oh yea Bink Jar Jar is quite a character...you'll have to meet him.
...I just did. I'm leaving now.Think I'll volunteer for a long patrol or something.
Just don't tell him because he'll want to tag along with you.
No chance.I volunteered for combat duty to avoid that.
We've been deployed to face some aliens they call...The Space Invaders. They just keep marching at us.
Oh no! Be careful andue the guns that Steam boy left you
I know, I should really stick with the guns I'm familiar with.I just got my orders.... If I survive Space Invader defense I have Asteroid Patrol. There's this asteroid belt that exists in an odd dimension where we send ships to blow up as many as possible. The problem is that when you maneuver out one side of the belt, you find yourself coming back in on the other side.
Maybe you can borrow the Milluniem Falcon or maybe the Death Star would be a better pick. Destroy the asteroid in one shot?
The Death Star....hummm. Wonder if it's available???? Probably some really high rental fees and there is that flaw where you can throw one shot down a pipe and blow it up...still, might be worth thinking about.
I hear its actually pretty cheap to rent because of the whole easy blow up thing. Lol and yes it is still up for grabs.
Humm. Think I'll talk to a couple of people I know and see if we can't do something about the whole..."pipe that goes right to the reactor from the outer skin" thing. Maybe just put an armored door there or something???? I know it's an unusual idea, but hey it's worth a thought.
That might work! I say give it a try and if not we can brainstorm of other ideas.
I missed out a computer geek friend of mine got there ahead of me and bought the thing. He's got this huge computer he bought when the government stopped funding it...it's designed by some guy named Forbin. He calls the computer Colossus or something he plans to put it in control of the Death Star.
Uhhh...I don't think that would be a good idea. What happens if the computer gets ideas of its own? :-O
Naaaaa...that could never happen.
Well...I talked to Del Spooner...you know the guy from I, Robot...and well he told me such horror stories.
Well I may need to rethink things. Colossus is starting to set up something it calls "Galaxy Net"????
Death Star (now apparently thinking for itself) is starting to gather robots and androids from everywhere...wait what's that....Danger Will Robinson, danger, danger!!!!
Okay we are so going to another dimension!
Zombies! Now there are zombies!!!!! and vampires!!! Look, it's a big green guy with bolts in his neck....AAAAIIIIIEEEEEE! Oh no the worst of all...Robin Williams!!!!!!!!
Breath, Mike, breath....it's going to be okay. Just tell me where you a and I'll come get you. Quinn and the others are with me. We'll be there soon
....I'M SCARED, I'M REALLY SCARED. I'm in the worst place possible...the most horrid, horrible fate anyone can imagine. It's worse than anything that ever crossed your mind!!!!!I on... gulp Gilligan's Island...Oh the horror, Oh the humanity!!!!
Mike! Stay calm I'm almost there. Whatever you do don't drink the water or you'll become like them!
I can't take this. Ginger keeps complaining about the parts she isn't getting. The Skipper is trying to build a raft but Gilligan keeps using the logs for fire wood. Mary Ann just whipped up a banquet for 25, banana flambe, banana bread, banana shrimp, banana smoothies, banana pudding, banana custard, banana splits, banana cream pie and fruit salad...all without electricity or refrigeration. The Howells just added a veranda to their 20 room hut...and the professor is on the other side of the island building a nuclear reactor out of coconut shells and coral.I'm losin' it!!!!!
Okay this is what I want you to do. Find yourself a cave far away from everyone. Take some food with you and hide out until I can get there. I swear I'll be there any minute.
COULDN'T TAKE IT. It was suicide or get away. I'm on a raft drifting south with a few dozen coconuts, some pineapples and grapefruit....and a wild dog. She couldn't take it either. Maybe you can do a flyover and pick us up.
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