Scott Andrews - Warning, this thread may contain ninjas

[Scott]

My name is Scott Andrews and I have one novel and one short story available for kindle. My novel is entitled Existence Is Futile

'Professor Henry Tomlinson, accredited member of the National Microbiologists Association, author of the best seller 'The Futility of Sheep', widower, father of twins, sat on the chair in his ransacked study and for the first time in his life, asked himself if he was losing his mind.'

There are three things which can irrevocably change a man's life - the death of a loved one, a moment of revelation and saying the wrong thing at precisely the wrong time. Unfortunately for Professor Henry Tomlinson, he has recently experienced all three. And it's those experiences which threaten to push him over the edge. Is his past really key to understanding his present, or is it yet another trick of his mind?

'Existence Is Futile', the debut novel from Scott Andrews, tells the story of one man's struggle to keep his head whilst he tries to come to terms with his own reality. 'Existence Is Futile' aspires to address a number of existential questions, is brave enough to attempt jokes which don't include toilets and inclusive enough to include a ninja. That's right. A ninja.'

Existence Is Futile is available from Amazon http://www.amazon.co.uk/Existence-Is-...

I have also published one short story as an ebook. Sadly it doesn't contain any ninjas but it does contain a little known fact about the toilet habits of sloths.

'The Story of Albert Ross tells the tale of a simple man who spends the vast majority of his time in front of his TV. It is delightfully dark, occasionally witty, oddly enchanting and brings new meaning to the term 'the power of television'. It's hard to say much more without spoiling the fun of reading it, so just get on with it and download it right now.'

The Story of Albert Ross can be found here http://www.amazon.co.uk/The-Story-Alb...

[Scott]

Incidentally I am hunting reviewers. If anyone out there is interested in reviewing either of my books, feel free to leave me a message :)

[Scott]

'The Story of Albert Ross' is free on Smashwords until February 1st. Coupon code: BQ32K

You can find it right here: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view...

[Scott]

I have published another short story via Smashwords which is available for free You can get it from the following link https://www.smashwords.com/books/view...