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Scott Andrews

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Born
Harlow, The United Kingdom
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Victor Pelevin,Jose Saramago,Terry Pratchett

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December 2011


Scott Andrews has written two novels, a number of short stories, an absurd number of songs, one screenplay and a few articles. He is a member of the international Spandau Synthpop sensation, Yu.

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Scott Andrews That completely depends on your taste. Despite the fact that my fiction tends to lean towards the absurd both my novels are extremely different. Exist…moreThat completely depends on your taste. Despite the fact that my fiction tends to lean towards the absurd both my novels are extremely different. Existence Is Futile is at heart a Gogolian story about love, faith and human nature. Mourning Morning is a tougher, more surreal, Pratchettesque read, about the function of time and the nature of reality.(less)
Scott Andrews There is definitely no requirement to be serious, mainly because when I try to look serious I look as if I am suffering from trapped wind.

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There is definitely no requirement to be serious, mainly because when I try to look serious I look as if I am suffering from trapped wind.

There is only one quote that I have ever felt compelled to write down:

"No one gets remembered for the things they didn't do"
- Frank Turner(less)
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Existence Is Futile

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The Story of Albert Ross

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All Hallows' Eve

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Mourning Morning

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Mia

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The Non-stop Dancer

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Gone to the Dogs

I have a confession to make. My name is Scott Andrews and I am a canine addict.





Since I was a child I have found dogs to be almost mystical. The hours I have spent, staring in wonderment at an animal whose sole reason to exist appears to be to satisfy us, is beyond compare. As a teenager I was as awkward as they come. I often hid myself behind a straggly beard in a bid to become invisible. That al

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“If you are against abortions, don't have one.”
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“Every single day an estimated eighteen million men gratuitously waste the future of our country, by needlessly ejaculating one hundred million citizens of our country, which had they been born, would have made us the strongest country on the planet.”
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“In such societies it is common for ordinary people to seek out celibate spiritual leaders for marriage, love and sometimes sexual guidance. This strikes me as a particularly stupid kind of folly. Nobody ever asks a vegetarian for a recommendation for a steak house”
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“If you obey all of the rules, you miss all of the fun.”
Katharine Hepburn

“And this I believe: that the free, exploring mind of the individual human is the most valuable thing in the world. And this I would fight for: the freedom of the mind to take any direction it wishes, undirected. And this I must fight against: any idea, religion, or government which limits or destroys the individual. This is what I am and what I am about.”
John Steinbeck, East of Eden

“The tragedy of life is not death but what we let die inside of us while we live.”
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“If you are against abortions, don't have one.”
Scott Andrews, PiSlamistan

“Every single day an estimated eighteen million men gratuitously waste the future of our country, by needlessly ejaculating one hundred million citizens of our country, which had they been born, would have made us the strongest country on the planet.”
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