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Sara
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Nov 20, 2012 08:50AM
"Terry didn't make it. Funeral at 9."
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Brown: Knock knock.Black: Who's there?
Brown: Waddle!
Black: Waddle who?
Brown: Waddle you do if they want to cook you?
Brown: Knock knock.Black: Who's there?
Brown: Waddle!
Black: Waddle who?
Brown: Waddle you do if they want to cook YOU? ROMFL
Sorry! I did not mean to post that one two times but here comes another.Jokester: Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chickens day off! Lol Cracking myself up again!
Me: Does anyone think I belong to the funny farm? Lol
Vicki wrote: "Brown: Knock knock.Black: Who's there?
Brown: Waddle!
Black: Waddle who?
Brown: Waddle you do if they want to cook you?"
LOL, you're really good at this Vicki!
Cracking myself up even more. I feel like I am Talking to myself! An audience of one. LolBrown: What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?
Black:I don't know but they ain't crossing me!
Okay I give up. What?
Brown: Plenty of drumsticks!! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Black: Ewe yuck, that is gross! Like I said they ain't crossing me!
Vicki wrote: "Cracking myself up even more. I feel like I am Talking to myself! An audience of one. LolBrown: What do you get when you cross a turkey and an octopus?
Black:I don't know but they ain't crossing..."
I'm here Vicki!
Such a fan of yours! LOL!
YAY! Thanks, Jona! :) in that case I'll keep trying. Lol
LOLKnock knock.
Who's there?
Gobble.
Gobble who?
Gobble you and your whole family too! (evil turkey laugh)
"I hope we didn't overdress to this thing...what did the humans said this was?""We're fine, the humans says they wouldn't mind if we came without feathers! Humans are funny!"
"have you ruffled anyones feathers today?"
Turkeys talking "maybe everyone will go vegetarian this year.."
Sara Ha ha ha on the ruffled feathers one
Aww thanks Vicki! I know my feathers have been ruffled.
"you go around the left and I will take the right. We'll have him cornered!"The dog has no idea what is coming;)
LT: "only one day left...Rt: " I know, man. I better post before this challenge ends!"
(both turkeys: gleeful gobbling)
"I found a great hiding spot for when the truck comes tomorrow."
Brown turkey: "Like my new feather job?"
Black: Why do they call people "turkey" sometimes? Brown: I give up. Why?
Black: I don't know. That's why I asked you.
LAME! LOL
Black: If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!Brown; Whaaaaaaa
I was telling a church friend of mine about this game and she told me a joke to use:Why can't you take a turkey to church?
Because they use such "fowl" language!
One sad thing about people who cannot spell or don't know the difference between homonyms is that they miss out on the fun of puns. I don't know about how others feel, but I LOVE puns! It is so hard (for me) to come up with novel ones.
Picture 7
cat: "i canz sneak up on this bird and he never see me"
Cat: " I canz have Turkey on my cheezeburger?!"
Cat: I am behaving! Look at me sitting here like such a good boy.
Turkey: Look what they did to me! See that stuff inside the bowl? That came from inside of me! Gobble-gobble.
Cat: I'm just sitting here politely waiting for my owner to feed me. Meeeeeooooowwwww
Cat: I HATE etiquette cat school. I just want to pounce on this table, grab some grub, and make a run for it!
Another cat sitting at the other end of the table: Why isn't the turkey going to eat dinner with us?Cat we see: Because he is ALREADY stuffed! Ssssssss
Cat to other cat at end of table: Have you ever been toCare Bear? They stuff animals with all that white fluff? The stuffing in that bowl looks nothing like the stuffing Sara has in Care Bear puppy doll.
Turkey with a sign next to him: Eat more chicken!
Turkey: go research & see why you shouldn't eat meat. Cat: yeah, humans should be vegetarians! (leaves more meat for me)
"Maybe if I sit here nicely instead of attacking it like last year they will share with me."
"If they would just get back to the football game then I would have a chance..."
Sara: Vicki, how come we never eat fish on Thanksgiving Day?Vicki: I don't know Sara, why don't you tell me?
Sara: Because Thanksgiving Never falls on a FRY-day! ROFL
Vicki: haha Sara. You're getting good at this.
Sara: Vicki, should I have my whole family for Thanksgiving dinner?Vicki: NO! Jeez, Sara. Just eat the turkey! ROFL
Sara: "Vicki, I am giving you the bird!" hahaha
"I iz sneaky cat. You never know where I will pop up."
Turkey: How did the flea get to the other side of the road?Cat: ???
Turkey: You carried him on your back. Lol
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