Hugging it out

[Sally, la reina]

Is it just me or is that disembodied...uh...partially disembodied arm groping that lady?

[[deleted user]]

It appears that way, and that is quite a unique product.

[Sally, la reina]

Wonder what the difference is between this product and those 80s things people had dangling out of their trunks.

[Kevin]

"I sleep with 5 of them... I can't explain it but I now feel like one complete person." - Anonymous

uh..one kinda weirded me out. 5? a grope orgy? i'd have a couple of em holding open my book while one kept a cold drink in his grasp for me and if i had an itch...

[Sally, la reina]

Loller coaster, Kevs. Loller coaster.

[Julie]

And they can cook you dinner too?
Awesome!!

[Kevin]

i just don't want mine wearing the Dick Van Dyke pj's

[Sally, la reina]

I'd dress mine in fake fur.

[Julie]

No head?!?
Where would you put the mustache???

[Sarah]

I don't even like sleeping like that with a real person. Cuddle, yes, please, but then scooch over and give me some space.

[Julie]

Ditto.
I would probably have dreams that I was being choked.

[Lori]

HAHAHAAAAAA!

What is this world coming to?

[Cosmic Sher]

Maybe they should have pillows with other appendages... hmmm.



...


Nope, that's exactly what I meant!

[Sarah]

They probably do.

[Matt]

Whoa, I feel like I just walked into a slumber party...

Sally: re M3 - I think these are the exact same thing as the 80's trunk-arm deals. Most likely some hotshot exec discovered a warehouse full of those and was like "What the hell are we going to do with these...HEY! I got an idea..."

Also I thought that these should include a sound card that emits snoring sounds and movement that simulates pushing the girl off of the bed for authenticity's sake.

[RandomAnthony]

Ooh. That is sad like rubber doll sad. Not that there's anything wrong with it.

I could be wrong, but, connected to Sarah's message in #10, I doubt I'm the only one who wouldn't mind a little button that turns my bed into a Dick Van Dyke twin situation so I can get some sleep without fighting for slumber real estate.

[Matt]

RA, what are you doing up so late?! Are you playing hookey tomorrow?;)

This might sound silly, but whenever you have some spare cash lying around you should go for the king bed. Seriously, it will change your life (no more boney elbows in the ribs to force you back on your side of the bed at 3AM).

[Sarah]

We have a California King size bed now and it's wonderful. All three of us (get your minds out of the gutter, I'm talking about my dog) fit comfortably on it.

When we travel we usually request a King size bed in a hotel, but when we can only get a Queen, it's hard to get used to.

[Matt]

Hmm, California King, isn't that bigger than the standard King (I can't remember if it's length or width that's bigger)?

[Sarah]

I think it's the length that's bigger. According to a mattress store's web site, it's 4 inches narrower and 4 inches longer than a King size.

[Lori]

I've got the same problem as Sarah, when we travel not having a King is really rough! Believe it or not, many times we opt for 2 twins, we've gotten so spoiled about having our own space in bed, when we want it.

[Sally, la reina]

OMG, this is one of the very very hardest parts of being newlywed. Getting used to spending EVERY NIGHT in a queen size bed with a giant person. He makes this giant person-sized indent in the bed, so of course I always feel like I'm slanted down towards his side.



So I steal all the covers to retaliate.

[RandomAnthony]

Ha. I bet Sweeter's going to learn to get his own covers.

I know this sounds awful, but some times I "accidentally" fall asleep on the couch. But that works out for all involved...nothing worse than waking my wife when I get up at 4AM...

[Cosmic Sher]

Cali Kings are for tall, thin people whereas regular Kings are for shorter, stouter people. At least, that's the way it works for us. We tried to sleep in a CK and it was hilarious. Way too much mattress at the end and way not enough on the sides.

[Sarah]

We're short and stout (like the teapot) but the CA King has plenty of room for us.

[Sally, la reina]

What do you do about one tall thin person and one short stout person?


Hint: the answer is not a ten year old queen.

[Sarah]

Mary Queen of Scotts was a queen as a baby.
(I was going to go another direction with ten year old queens and precocity, but decided not to...)

[Sally, la reina]

OMG.

*blush*

[janine]

Zombie thread!

[Félix]

Wow, Dutch. And you found it.

[janine]

It found me, somehow.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

It was looking for Dutch zombies.

[Chris]

When the zombie invasion takes place....and believe you me it will....first thing I plan to do is make friends with the rednecks.

We might make fun of them in every other way, but when zombies are about...you NEED a redneck in the group to even consider surviving more than a few hours :D

[[deleted user]]

Christopher, have you seen that Zombie exterminator van that drives around here? I've seen it a few times. Too funny!

[Chris]

Yes Amelia I have....great stuff :D I laughed so hard the first time I saw it.

[[deleted user]]

Hoy! Some of my closest friends are Zombies!

[[deleted user]]

It's not MY van, Gail!

[Jammies]

Gail wrote: "Hoy! Some of my closest friends are Zombies!"

*hugs Gail*

[Sally, la reina]

it throws me for a loop when threads do this.

[Sally, la reina]

This is even weirder because my insomnia is making me read about Robert Bloch on wikipedia in a-not- unrelated tangent.

[Félix]

So it's related?

[Jammies]

Sally wrote: "it throws me for a loop when threads do this."

I could eat your brain, then it wouldn't be a problem.

[Félix]

Always the same solution with you. :)

[Jammies]

But it works for almost everything!

[Félix]

I can't argue.

[Jammies]

And that's why I haven't eaten your brain. :P