If a vampire doesn't use his penis for a century, will it fall off?

[Elizabeth]

thats a pretty stupuid thing to think about but at the same time kinda logical. but come on, you can't be that intersted and that is not what the books about at all. you aint reading no 50 shades here so it shouldnt really matter.

[Zoran]

Why do you think it shouldn't matter?

Do you think that "Twilight" would sell equally well if in first 50 pages we learn that Edward has no penis?

Wouldn't that spoil his perfection?

And if he is no perfect boyfriend, what would be the point of reading such a crappy book?

I think it's a very important question.

[Jessica]

Nuran wrote: "Hmm I didn't read lyra post properly, I just generally go by the information in the book, not what comes after it, as I think that's a bit cheating. It seems while trying to come up with explanation, she's contradicting her book. The wolves would have been poisoned if the venom was everywhere. Also, just realized the venom can't be in the saliva or kissing would have turned bella. Another contradiction. She's contradicting herself and this is why I prefer to just base answers on information in the book."

Yeah, that's why I never liked the Illustrated Guide, besides the fact that the book is made up of like, 80% of facts from the Lexicon. It just seemed like such a cop out and yeah, she does contradict her books a lot. I've seen some people say that was her using deus ex machinas to get the ending she wanted.

Nuran wrote: "As for the engorge part, well if he does suffer from erectile dysfunction then it's bella's job to tighten her vagina's wall around the penis so they don't have to worry about the engorge part.....Clamp on and off to stimulate some reaction...there are exercise for the vagina wall to tighten it. I know a friend of a friend who tried to tighten her vagina's wall, so she could clamp down because her bf's penis at the time was the size of her thumb and she didn't feel much..... "

Lol! Well, I hope that helped her. It's very possible that they could have done this as well.

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Elizabeth wrote: "thats a pretty stupuid thing to think about but at the same time kinda logical. but come on, you can't be that intersted and that is not what the books about at all. you aint reading no 50 shades ..."

Well it matters because the entirety of Breaking Dawns' plot would not have been possible. And Bella constantly trying to seduce Edward in Eclipse would not have happened either...sort of. I mean he can do other things to her of course.

[nicoll]

A penis is, in my opinion, rather relevant for a book that centers on a love relationship. If Edward had no penis I think the book would be a bit different. Maybe I would even read that version.

[Zoran]

nicoll wrote: "A penis is, in my opinion, rather relevant for a book that centers on a love relationship. If Edward had no penis I think the book would be a bit different. Maybe I would even read that version."

yup, that would be an improvement.

[nicoll]

Twilight: New Penis

[Srinivas]

I am not sure about this whole vampire-not-having-penis thing, but I am pretty sure that if ever Robert Pattinson had read this post he would have thought twice before signing for twilight!
God everyone loves their Penis!! :)

[Demigod of donuts]

sperm is alive vampires r not therefor it is illogical

[Demigod of donuts]

sperm is alive vampires r not therefor it is illogical

[Erin]

Mrs Myrnin wrote: "sperm is alive vampires r not therefor it is illogical"

Oh my. That makes sense. Renesmee is a lieee!

[Cassie]

Vampires in general are illogical, yet here we are, constantly talking about their private bodily functions.

[Jessica]

Cassie wrote: "Vampires in general are illogical, yet here we are, constantly talking about their private bodily functions."

Some authors can work the whole 'they're vampires but can have sex and create dhampirs' angle really well. Meyer didn't.

[Amber]

I agree with Jesse

[Bana]

Amber wrote: "He drinks blood. It has to go somewhere right? I read a series where the vamps couldnt get hard ons till they drank. vamps shouldnt be able to get a hard on till blood is in their system.

Steph. m..."

I had the same thought the other day. Can you tell me what this series is?

[Hannah]

why is this even a discussion

[Bana]

Hannah wrote: "why is this even a discussion"

Curiosity. Besides, it might be beneficial to think about these things if you want a more realistic fantasy novel. I know this sounds like an oxymoron but... hell, it's fun. :)

[Melissa]

Sorry but I kind of laughed at the question. I'm pretty sure it doesn't fall off.

[Jordan]

I wonder if this thread is the reason EL James created 50 Shades of Grey....

[Luna Belle Pris]

LOL thanks for the smile:) It very well could according to the "weathering theory" I mention in my new thread on all vampires Will die one day :):):)