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[Félix]

mmmmmmmmm ....

[Stephen]

Larry has had enough, I'm almost certain. You west coast people drink too much.

[Félix]

Stephen, Omaha is in the heart of this great nation, and not on the west coast.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Okay, I had two glasses of pinot grigio, and I can hardly type now. And I'm garrulous. And I'm singing about moray eels:

When an eel bites your leg
and the pain makes you beg,
that's a moray!

That's NOT original. I'm quoting a Fusco Brothers cartoon. But, I DID see a moray while snorkeling in Hawaii, shortly before getting stung by a jellyfish streamer.
I can't IMAGINE what I'd be like with 3 glasses of wine. Under the table? Dancing ON the table? Yikes!

[Lori]

Hey but you can still type without any errors, now that's a librarian!

[Félix]

Yup. That's a moray.

[RandomAnthony]

Holy hell. I missed drunk Jackie? Shit. I would have got her to drink that third glass of wine, if only to see what would have happened next.

Right now it's 5:03AM, Saturday morning. I'm on the front porch. The neighborhood is quiet except for the crickets and the water. Sometimes when the wind is right you can hear the water...it's not like waves, it's just a...rumble. I'm not sure why. This is one of those mornings. I'm ready for autumn.

[Stephen]

it's not like waves, it's just a...rumble.

You live near Lake Michigan, RA? And is it feeling feisty today?

[Sally, la reina]

I wish I had a porch to enjoy the morning on.
Right now it's 6:37 and I'm getting ready to start grading my first stack of papers of the semester. I think I need some tea.

[Stephen]

Go to Satirical Saturday and make one tiny comment. Pweeese?

[Stephen]

Sally wrote: "I wish I had a porch to enjoy the morning on.
Right now it's 6:37 and I'm getting ready to start grading my first stack of papers of the semester. I think I need some tea."

What do you teach, madam Sally

[RandomAnthony]

Stephen wrote: "it's not like waves, it's just a...rumble.

You live near Lake Michigan, RA? And is it feeling feisty today?"

I live within a half mile or so of Lake Michigan, yes, sir.

I don't know if it's wind or what...today seems pretty calm...water just...seems to make noise sometimes, I guess. I know that sounds weird.

[Stephen]

Not at all, I once lived near the coast. On certain days you could feel the earth tremble, those were days the wind came in from the gulf.

[RandomAnthony]

Right now I'm eating a mini-Twix. Why, you ask, is this worth noting? A few minutes I pulled a towel out of the closet to give to my son and I stumbled upon my wife's secret candy stash. Now, I don't know about you, but when I find a secret candy stash it becomes my secret candy stash. So now that I've hidden the secret candy stash in a better place, I'm enjoying the fruits of my plunder.

[Stephen]

Oh plundered candy is the very best kind!

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Evil! You are EVIL, RA! Unless you replace that candy, or better yet, put better candy there, you are in BIG TROUBLE.
Mark my words. You DO NOT MESS with a women's source of chocolate!

[RandomAnthony]

What was that, Jackie?

eats a mini-Snickers

[Félix]

heh

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Hey, it's YOUR funeral, RA.

[Sally, la reina]

Thank you, Jackie for stepping in. I didn't know the words strong enough to reprimand RA for his evil sin against his wife.

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

It's only a matter of time before RA's wife discovers what he's done, and RA is nothing but a greasy smudge on the carpet. It's sad, really...

[Félix]

heh

[RandomAnthony]

Let's just say I slept well in a chocolate-induced stupor...

burps

Whatever comes, it was worth it...

[Stephen]

Will your wife ever speak to you again?

[[deleted user]]

Stephen wrote: "Will your wife ever speak to you again?"

I don't think the speaking is over Stephen. ;-).

[Stephen]

Haha. But, Oh the accusations. Raiding a candy stash is close to a hanging offense.

[Stephen]

At this moment, I am freshly returned to my normal state of mind after a homicidal attack on about fifty flies that got in the house yesterday. Perhaps I will write an Ode to the Murder Of the Flies

Nah, they ain't worth it. >:F flies

[Heidi]

HA! I just walked across campus to return to my office and had to pass through the main lobby of the hospital where I work. The player piano there (yes, we have a player grand piano in the main lobby of the hospital that is programmed to play over 10,000 songs) was playing The Carpenters' Close to You. It even managed to squeeze in the high-pitched aaaaaahhhhh ahahahahs which, of course, made me chuckle heartily.

[Stephen]

The Carpenters' Close to You. It even managed to squeeze in the high-pitched aaaaaahhhhh ahahahahs which, of course, made me chuckle heartily.

I would chuckle heartily at that my self.

[Stephen]

But! Only in Arkansas.

[[deleted user]]

::hands ficus to Stephen, with instructions on use::

[Stephen]

The ficus is a wanker

[Heidi]

>:F

Jim, BITE HIS NOSE!

[Stephen]

Jim does not take yelled commands. I'm his agent for the moment. Unless you pay him ten thousand samolians. In which case I get ten percent.

[[deleted user]]

Stephen you're fired, there's no way I'm getting on Heidi's bad side.

He covered his nose Heidi, but I did give him a noogie.

[[deleted user]]

Let me adjust my last statement, I'm not getting on Heidi's bad side unless I am the provoker, because she CAPITALIZES a lot. :-).

[Heidi]

Is that what all this is about? Well, I'll start whispering in my posts, then.

(see? whispering.)

[Heidi]

(the bear can still be formidable when she whispers.)

[Heidi]

(bite his nose, jim!)

[Stephen]

Ouch!

[Heidi]

:)

[Sally, la reina]

So if all lowercase = whispers than can we deduce that Kevin speaks only in a whisper?

*reexamines Kevin's sexuality*

[Heidi]

(saaaaallyyyyyyyyyyy!!! hi sally. hi friend. i've missed you, friend. :) ♥)

[Stephen]

Bold Caps is yelling.

[Heidi]

(i know this, stephen. sometimes, i just get excited. that's all. i can whisper too, if that's preferred.)

[Stephen]

I was trying to prevent Sally from examining poor Kevin's sexuality. I know you know that, you feeder of children to polar bears. :-D

[Heidi]

(wait a minute... kevin doesn't just whisper!... and speaking of kevin, where's he been this past week?)

[Sally, la reina]

Helooooo Heidi! ~♥~ I'm doing a drive-by comment, because I can't justify taking the time right now so don't tell my thesis adviser I'm here. :D
My final draft is due in two weeks! TWO!

[Stephen]

Also, where is Leslie the Lobster Princess?

[Heidi]

(ooohhhh!!! good luck, sally. i'm rooting for you! :) you can do it. let me know if i can help in even the teensiest way.)