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Right now I'm ... Janine awesomeness
You're not kidding, Stephen.
Right now I'm on my third Rolling Rock. What is the deal with people disliking Rolling Rock? Rolling Rock is good.I'm gonna get drunk. But I'm not gonna get too drunk because I don't want to have to pee twelve thousand times. My two favorite drugs are melatonin and alcohol. I can't combine them, apparently, which is a total bummer.
I'm going out for a fancy dinner tonight, with plans to have TWO drinks! But not Rolling Rock. Something classy. Maybe an appletini.
I'm drinking a beer (not Rolling Rock - sorry RA) and wondering what to do with the rest of my night
Heh. No apology necessary. We can trade if we get bored:)
Which reminds me. You know what's one of my favorite Bible stories? The water into wine one. Because there's some inference there, if I remember correctly, that people served the "good" wine first, when people could still taste the difference, if you will, and then served the lesser wine later. That's good strategy.
passes a brown beer bottle to RA in some other state via means undisclosed but clearly mysterious
It's like the Star Trek machine they used to shoot people all over the place...
Yup, it appears in the Gospel of John, and is Jesus first miracle. Funny thing is, it's his mother that tells him to do it.
that's not mysterious. i was hoping for something more mysterious than that.steps away to acquire another beer
And then, after Jesus turned the water into wine, it was REALLY good wine, and someone (I forget who) was upset that it hadn't been served first. :)
"Make some more wine, my son! We're all out, and the stores are all closed..."
sorry Jackie - didn't notice you there - can I offer you a glass of wine?
Thanks, Youndyc! I would love a glass. Is this Jesus wine?
good thing, too, because I don't actually have any wine - there's beer and vodka. Just for the record, I'm having a beer without vodka
I've got some orange juice, which I can mix with the vodka. Anyone want a screwdriver?
I could go for a Bloody Mary ... oops.
Jackie "the Librarian" wrote: "And then, after Jesus turned the water into wine, it was REALLY good wine, and someone (I forget who) was upset that it hadn't been served first. :)"The Steward of the party, and he was complimenting the Bridegroom.
oops Jackie - I don't have any wine. But I'll just dial up my divine connection and acquire some of the good stuff. Then, per RA's suggestion, once your senses are dulled a bit I'll sub out for the rotgut
Hey Youndyc, has anyone welcomed you to TC yet?If not, then ... well ... welcome. And thanks for the drinks.
Yes, welcome Youndyc. Now ya'll leave Jesus alone or it's can of whoopass time.
yes, I've been welcomed. Not with any big fanfare, of course, and that made me sad. But I got over it..... Seriously, thanks Larry. I'm on the site from time to time and I watch postings, but I just don't usually get to sit down while one is going on. It's my lucky night I guess.
yes, I've been welcomed. Not with any big fanfare, of course, and that made me sad. But I got over it..... Seriously, thanks Larry. I'm on the site from time to time and I watch postings, but I just don't usually get to sit down while one is going on. It's my lucky night I guess.
No olives in the Bloody Mary, please. Is it OK to say Bloody Mary at this party?
Stephen, I will leave Jesus alone. Promise! Note that I referred to my "divine connection" - I was planning to get RA to arrange it. So go whoop on him :-)
What's wrong with saying Bloody Mary? You aren't standing in front of a mirror, are you Larry?
Larry wrote: "No olives in the Bloody Mary, please. Is it OK to say Bloody Mary at this party?"Larry, you behave, you drunken Nolte you.
Stephen, what are you drinking tonight? smiles
Welcome, Youndyc. Oh. I already said that.This time with fanfare:
Thanks Bun! I feel so special. blushing
There's really nothing safe to say in response to that. Thanks to you both!
Can I just make a complaint? Those freecreditreport.com commercials are killing me! They have these stupid but horribly catchy little tunes, and they stay with me for days. Ugh!
Youndyc wrote: "Can I just make a complaint? Those freecreditreport.com commercials are killing me! They have these stupid but horribly catchy little tunes, and they stay with me for days. Ugh!"This is not the complaint department. Sorry.
Should I have asked for sympathy then? Or is this also not the sympathy department? At least sing me a different tune! For the love of [not saying God in vain here:], man!
Here's a hint: turn down the sound.No we have lots of sympathy. It's the empathy we're a little short on.
the fit has passed, I feel calmer now, thank you.
You're welcome. Could I get another drink?
sure - vodka (chilled, of course)? pouring
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