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[janine]

Option A. If you own a bible there's a good chance we printed it.

[Jammies]

Oh, ms.petra, that's horrible, I'm so sorry!

[janine]

ms.petra wrote: "I just finished meeting with a general contractor and a flooring contractor and waiting for my insurance adjuster. Last Tuesday a water line burst in a bathroom on my main floor. My daughter and I ..."

That's terrible!

[Jonathan]

ms.petra wrote: "I just finished meeting with a general contractor and a flooring contractor and waiting for my insurance adjuster. Last Tuesday a water line burst in a bathroom on my main floor. My daughter and I ..."

Very sorry to hear it, Petra. I hope insurance will cover the repairs.

[Jonathan]

janine wrote: "Option A. If you own a bible there's a good chance we printed it."

Well then, I guess you should get Ascension Thursday off.

[janine]

We get the Friday too!

[Jonathan]

Naturally...

Enjoy the time off, Janine. I hope the working world is treating you well.

[Lyzzibug ~Still Breathing~]

Finally taking a break at work. *Sigh*

[Sally, la reina]

Right now im thinking that we are probably moving to Trinidad.

[Félix]

Holy crap!

[[deleted user]]

Wow how exciting. They play cricket in Trinidad. I can give you some tips if you need any.

[Janice]

Enjoy the rum, Sally.

[Sally, la reina]

Trinidad, Colorado, y'all.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Oh, y'all have been PUNKED !!

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Trinidad, CO is the "Former Sex Change Capital of the World" according to Wikipedia. Wtf??

[[deleted user]]

Trinidad-Tobago would have been far more exciting.

::tucks cricket bat under arm and walks off::

[Janice]

And the rum would have been better.

[janine]

http://youtu.be/xA5xX_OfiUE

[ms.petra]

Sally, I drove through Trinidad on my way to AZ. It is pretty, but not the Fort. Is it job opportunities?

[Sally, la reina]

Yes, a pretty great job, the best offer ive had.

[Jim]

I have two nieces that live in the Colorado Springs area, one just moved there, and her husband asked my wife if she would come out and watch the kids in November when they have to take a trip somewhere. How far out of the Springs is Trinidad?

[Jackie "the Librarian"]

Congratulations, Sally, on the job!

[Félix]

I wonder if they have Internet there.

[Félix]

Barb wrote: "Congrats Sally! On the offers, and the decision.
You'll kick some ass, I'm sure.
Just one thing: don't call the kids fuckers."

To their faces, anyway.

[Félix]

That, too.

[Sarah]

Lobstergirl wrote: "Trinidad, CO is the "Former Sex Change Capital of the World" according to Wikipedia. Wtf??"

It's because of a sex change clinic there with nationally recognized doctors. If you're getting one of those operations you want the best, right?

I actually know this because I have a friend with a song called "The Road to Trinidad."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh7R2O...

[Jonathan]

Sally wrote: "Yes, a pretty great job, the best offer I've had."


Way to go, Sally--congratulations!

[Jim]

Yes Sally - congratulations.

[Sally, la reina]

It is about three hours from the Springs, Jim.

I won't call them fuckers to their faces.

It is actually a very small town, rural, located about a half hour from Trinidad up in the mountains.

[Sally, la reina]

Larry, it sounds like there is internet, sort of, sattelite internet. But no cell phones. So that'll be interesting.

[~Geektastic~]

Ugh, satellite internet sucks. I hope the lovely location makes up for having an internet connection on-par with dial-up.

[Félix]

No cell service. Wow.

Probably no Sonic, either. But hey ... you can ... uh ... live ... without that.

[Sally, la reina]

I don't really eat Sonic anyway, but thanks for the concern.

[Félix]

Yeah I don't either.

[Félix]

Congratulations, by the way.

[janine]

As long as you stay away from Spanish cucumbers you'll be fine, Kim! At least, that's the last thing I heard.

[janine]

Congratulations on the job, Sally!

[Félix]

What does one do with Spanish cucumbers? No, I mean food-wise.

[Jim]

I got your Spanish cucumber right here.

[Sarah]

Make Spanish pickles?

[janine]

Thank you, Jim.

[janine]

Larry wrote: "What does one do with Spanish cucumbers? No, I mean food-wise."

Make salads? Anything you would do with any other cucumber.

The weird thing is only women have died.

Edit: 14 out of 16 were women.

[janine]

Gabby wrote: "The initial reports suggest that cucumbers imported from Spain carry the E-Coli bacteria. Though, these reports have been dismissed by the Spanish authorities."

Of course they would.

[~Geektastic~]

E Coli is killing people in Europe, and what disease is on the American news right now? Horse herpes.

[Sarah]

I still haven't seen a thing about that in any of the east coast horse news.

The whole thing scares me. With all of the travel horses and people do these days, it's so easy to spread something across the whole population.
And that reminds me of The Last of the Winnebagos, which makes me want to hug my dog.

[janine]

Amber wrote: "E Coli is killing people in Europe, and what disease is on the American news right now? Horse herpes."

According to the latest reports three Americans were infected with the bacteria on a trip to Germany.

[Félix]

Americans shouldn't be going to Germany.

[Jonathan]

I was planning to go to Austria in July.

[~Geektastic~]

Sarah Pi wrote: "I still haven't seen a thing about that in any of the east coast horse news.

The whole thing scares me. With all of the travel horses and people do these days, it's so easy to spread something acr..."

Apparently, people out West are worried enough about the outbreak (of herpes, not E. Coli) that a horse show/ rodeo had the younger kids use stick horses rather than ride real ones. I'm not sure why, since the disease doesn't spread to humans, or at least that's what they're saying so far.

[janine]

Jonathan wrote: "I was planning to go to Austria in July."

As long as you're not a woman and stay away from cucumbers, tomatoes etc. you'll be fine.