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[[deleted user]]

eh, i tried that one time. i got a B- for 'being a smart ass'

[[deleted user]]

the sorting out process is the hardest though...

[Phoenix]

That sounds so good, Sherri! *wipes drool from chin*

[Kevin]

right now i just finished all tax crap. somebody may be going to jail soon

[Phoenix]

Right now I'm getting ready to walk my mutts.

[[deleted user]]

and im still working on this Godforsaken speech. i changed my topic only five times, and finally settled on good communication. its better than ignorance, which is what everyone else is doing.

on a brighter note, i made my first sucessful boiled egg!

[Phoenix]

Congrats on the successful egg, Esme! I hope your paper is less frustrating now that you have a topic for it.

I'm off to shower and put my pj's on.

[Cynthia]

Lobstergirl wrote: "Cynthia wrote: "Yes. Don't have to do that again for 10 more years!"

10 years? Really?"

LG, it depends on your family history and your incidence of other related diseases. The presence of some cancers indicate a propensity to colon issues.

[[deleted user]]

Sherri wrote: "Right now I'm debating whether I should just go on and rub my itching eyes or get up and put in the damn stinging eyedrops that are supposed to stop the itching, but so far are only 50/50.

These a..."

Take it from one who knows: Careful with the eye scratching. I woke up one morning back in May of last year rubbing my eyes and wound up scratching my cornea. I know I'm a doofus but still... I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

[Sally, la reina]

You have got to guard those corneas.

[Jim]

Holy shit people I was only gone a week, it will be like reading War and Peace to get caught up on all the threads.

[[deleted user]]

Sherri wrote: "Clark, back in the day when I tried to wear contacts, I once tried to remove my cornea, not knowing my contact had fallen out already.

I am now firmly in the glasses camp."

Oh no... You should've sobered up first before trying that.

The other day on TLC or the Science Channel I happened across some footage of cataract surgery. I can usually stomach anything, but anything to do with the eyes just wears me out.

[Sally, la reina]

some days I don't even try, jim. I just power skim. A lot.

[Jim]

Sally wrote: "some days I don't even try, jim. I just power skim. A lot."

I wish I could Sally, I appear to be too anal.

[[deleted user]]

Sherri wrote: "Clark wrote: "Oh no... You should've sobered up first before trying that.

The other day on TLC or the Science Channel I happened across some footage of cataract surgery. I can usually stomach anyt..."

I should talk. I wouldn't be able to do it drunk or sober.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Drinking raspberry tea, wishing the sunrise wasn't quite as late as 6:45. 5:45 would work better for me.

[janine]

my left eyelid was twitchy this weekend. that is all.

[Félix]

Isn't that annoying?

[janine]

yes, crazy annoying, but it doesn't do it all the time, just for a few minutes, and then it waits a few hours.

[Félix]

Insidious.

[Félix]

Dutch, if you had eyelid twitches while sitting in the coffee shop, someone might think you were coming on to them.

[Félix]

Barb, if you had a twitchy butt muscle while sitting in the coffee shop, uh ... never mind.

[janine]

Larry wrote: "Barb, if you had twitchy a butt muscle while sitting in the coffee shop, uh ... never mind."

that's twitchy THE butt muscle to you, larry.

[janine]

Larry wrote: "Dutch, if you had eyelid twitches while sitting in the coffee shop, someone might think you were coming on to them."

if you call me dutch i'll think you're talking to Dutch.

[Félix]

Of course, J. Of course.

[Jonathan]

My eyelid sometimes twitches when I'm sleep deprived. The twitchy butt muscle thing sounds bizarre.

[Félix]

... but vaguely exciting.

[Félix]

janine wrote: "if you call me dutch i'll think you're talking to Dutch."

Sorry, Netherlander. It's you I am addressing.

[Félix]

janine wrote: "if you call me dutch i'll think you're talking to Dutch."

But you sidestepped my main point with a technicality.

[janine]

i was on a couch just like barb, but not the same couch.

[Félix]

These were hypotheticals, after all.

[Jonathan]

This conversation is taking a strange turn.

[Félix]

Jonathan wrote: "This conversation is taking a strange turn."

Which happens with great regularity around here.

[Jonathan]

True. It keeps things interesting.

[Félix]

Fried egg sandwiches are very good indeed.

[Jim]

Larry wrote: "Jonathan wrote: "This conversation is taking a strange turn."

Which happens with great regularity around here."

A lot of times they change before one can reply.

[Jim]

Barb wrote: " I just had a mouthgasm."

Too easy!

[Phil]

With all the talk about Barb & J9 I'm now conflating "nether lands" and "twitchy butt" and getting crazy pictures as a result.

To be clear, one lives in the Netherlands, and one has twitchy nether regions.

[Félix]

I nether thought of it that way.

[Phil]

Well it's "where the sun don't shine," ain't it?

[Cynthia]

Barb wrote: "I'm eating lunch.
Have I ever mentioned how much I adore fried egg sandwiches? I do. Seriously. I just had a mouthgasm."

I just had one too Barb. Just right after a workout.

[Félix]

Or without the faintest hint of a workout.

[Lyzzibug ~Still Breathing~]

I am trying to catch up on all the posts I've missed. I'm getting a headache.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

The sun doesn't shine in the Netherlands?

[Félix]

Only if you stand on your head.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

We'll need confirmation from Janine.

[Félix]

Buy me a plane ticket and I'll go check it out.

[[deleted user]]

Skipping Church History, debating if I should even bother studying for the test, and smirking as I see all the freshmen type their little hearts out in Keyboarding.

[Justin]

You disappoint me, little sister.

[Félix]

*sticks finger down throat*