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I'm virtually always glad I don't live in Florida
one of the few things i like about FL is FL mornings drinking coffee on a sunporch
Oh you guys are seriously teasing me. That is all I was wishing for this morning.
Regarding the cammo-did that store also sell movies and have tanning? They would around here. Also, I am a Realtor and I was showing a house. It was an unremarkable split level house built in the 60s. I walked into the lower/split/basement/whatever and the place is COVERED with cammo. Lots of hunting stuff, sure, but also things that don't typically even come in 'cammo.' The best part was that I noticed on the fireplace mantel there was a candle (a-who has a fireplace in a half-basement and b-how many cammo-lovers have candles). It was a gel candle with SHOTGUN SHELLS in it.
I've never said that in my life, but I swear I see tags on the front of cars that say that ALL THE TIME. It's awful.
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yeah, i hate it too. i have never said it out loud. does that count? my current FIL says it but he also wears a camo belt and a NASCAR coat. (pass the lysol sally)
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and i didn't even say it with my inner monologue
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*triages Kevin's intellect*
Vanessa, I've never been to Oklahoma (Ooo-kaloma!) but my hubbie's family is from there and some of the stories just leave me speechless. Yea, that cammo store prolly had movies & tanning & grill-yer-own venison & everything. It was quite a shock to this lil' northern chick.
I like sayin' GetRDuuuun & All y'all. I have a morbid fascination with southern accents.
Sensuous : (Sins-u-wuhz) As long as. i.e. (Woman walks into the kitchen and hears from hubby) "Hunny? Sensuous goin' in da keetchn, willya get me a beer?"
OK, this thread TOTALLY sold me on this group. So many laughs! I'm in North Florida, which is more like south Georgia, and it's still pretty red-necky up here.
There is a cammo/scrapbook store in one of the surrounding towns. I can buy a cammo onesie for my infant to go hunting in AND buy the supplies to scrapbook the memory for a lifetime. Now THAT'S what I call useful!
Oh, and Alice in Quantumland is an excellent allegory for quantum physics. :)
Welcome Elke - another gnome lover -yeah.
Do they have gnome camo?
Do they have gnome camo?
Jim -- do you know if they have sequenced the gnome genome yet?
Yes, and I could tell you where but then I'd have to - well you know.
Got it. I don't care about it that much anyway (or anyways, as some would say).
Elke in the summers. Is it Elke season yet?
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*scootches plant*
Not the plant again! Just kidding Elke. Really. I love it when new people come around. I'm harmless. Really!
:). It's Elke season all year long! I feel like I always have to watch my rear and the cammo sure helps me blend in with the locals. :). Glad to be here.
OK and we'll watch it, too, as you walk away. :)
Alice in Quantumland I would love to hear that story! Welcome to our bizarre group, it's a barrel-O-laughs.
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a barrel of something that's for sure. welcome elke(did that rhyme?)
Okay... please, no poo references in front of the new member.
Oh shit -- there goes Sherrie trying to restrict our creativity again.
I know, I'm the creativity nazi. No, Larry, NO! No poo in your fingerpainting!
(Aw geez... see, I just started the one kind of post that icks me out. I'm so ashamed.)
OK, let's do a reset. ::pushes RESET button::There. Now what were we saying?
(shaking head) Aw Kevin.::pushes RESET button again::
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Yes, whales ... in a very BIG way, do it.
I have never thought about whale poop before. Now I'm wondering. And the internet will tell me about what I'm wondering, I'm sure.
Everybody poops. My... uh, significant other (reference to another thread where they won't let me say 'hubby') wouldn't let me buy that book for our daughter cause it icked him out.I thought it was funny.
yeah, me too. i don't need to talk about it.
It's not a question of need exactly. the talking about it part, anyway. The doing part, well, yeah ....
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Books mentioned in this topic
Alice in Quantumland: An Allegory of Quantum Physics (other topics)Dancing Wu Li Masters: An Overview of the New Physics (other topics)
The Tao of Physics: An Exploration of the Parallels between Modern Physics and Eastern Mysticism (other topics)
(But I did check the pool for alligators. I can't help it.)